I've randomly started laughing about resting shriek face today 3-4 times. Probably need more sleep.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 22:17 (eleven years ago)
I once saw a python unhinge its jaw and slowly swallow a New York City taxi whole. The taxi driver looked at me through the windshield and tearfully begged me to help him before the snake consumed him entirely, but I just stood where I was, looked him dead in the eyes, and shouted, “Hey, I’m walkin’ here!”
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 October 2014 19:08 (eleven years ago)
hahaha I can kind of guess what the article probably is without having seen it
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 October 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)
hahaha yup
That quiz is KILLING me
― Evan, Thursday, 30 October 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/all-time-best-college-fight-songs-1307
Dying at "Penn."
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 30 October 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)
xpost
I'm trying to work out in my head what makes it so funny. Like if I were to attempt to explain why to my dad or something.
― Evan, Thursday, 30 October 2014 19:22 (eleven years ago)
You know all the subways, and you’ve drowned in all the rivers.
― you little affront to god (reddening), Thursday, 30 October 2014 19:53 (eleven years ago)
A scale replica of the Empire State Building once burst out of my father’s chest without warning, and the sound of me cheering drowned out the sound of him screaming.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 30 October 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)
i think the mike myers one here might be the funniest thing they've ever done
http://www.clickhole.com/theysaidwhat/find-out-what-sigourney-weaver-dr-drew-and-mike-my-1125
― caucasity and the sundance kid (goole), Thursday, 30 October 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)
I'm afraid to even listen to those fight songs right now at work
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 October 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)
xp yes, I posted the mike myers one to my facebook
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 October 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)
Mike Myers gag is amazing but I'm also a big fan of the Kevin Kline one
http://www.clickhole.com/theysaidwhat/find-out-what-sylvester-stallone-kevin-kline-and-s-1269
― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Thursday, 30 October 2014 20:20 (eleven years ago)
yeah, mike myers, kevin kline and breckin meyer are my favourites
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 October 2014 20:24 (eleven years ago)
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/366364/Screenshots/qqnz.png
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 October 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)
My velvets!
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Thursday, 30 October 2014 20:27 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/theysaidwhat/find-out-what-kristen-stewart-stephen-king-and-j-c-1312
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 October 2014 15:03 (eleven years ago)
Clickhole really has a thing for skeletons
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 31 October 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)
"Normal Catcher’s Mitt, Right? Wrong! It’s Cursed"
― koogs, Friday, 31 October 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/what-celebrities-who-died-young-would-look-today-1306
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 31 October 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)
Halloween Mode
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 31 October 2014 18:58 (eleven years ago)
these boo sounds are legitimately freaking out my cat
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 31 October 2014 19:08 (eleven years ago)
boo sounds are great when you play as many of them simultaneously as you can
― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Friday, 31 October 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-famous-cats-1-selfie-you-must-see-pic-s-breaking-1273and yes, it's being picked up by other clickholes http://www.mtv.com/news/1978542/cat-selfie/
― StanM, Saturday, 1 November 2014 12:32 (eleven years ago)
yeah i'm spending my saturday reading old They Said Whats shut up and i found this
http://s27.postimg.org/v1jp5ce4j/johngreeen.png
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 1 November 2014 22:40 (eleven years ago)
http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/mikes-harder-and-clickhole-try-to-break-the-internet-with-celebri-cat-selfie-280677512.html
― GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Saturday, 1 November 2014 22:58 (eleven years ago)
i'm a little horrified to learn that those are "real" "celebrity cats" that actually have been the subject of Buzzfeed articles like "The Future Is Here And Her Name Is Princess Monster Truck"
― some dude, Saturday, 1 November 2014 23:07 (eleven years ago)
Best quiz ever.
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/who-gives-fuck-1318
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 00:12 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-incredible-stories-behind-your-favorite-beatles--1334
7. “I’ve Got A Feeling”: This song’s title is said to have come from a premonition the band had regarding Let It Be producer Phil Spector. Even more eerie is the song’s full working title, “I’ve Got A Feeling (That Phil Is Going To Kill A Woman)."
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 18:53 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/its-weirdly-mesmerizing-watch-these-people-try-cat-1332
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:53 (eleven years ago)
enjoyed this on halloween
http://www.clickhole.com/article/best-two-sentence-horror-stories-all-time-1314
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn. They were yours, you ghost baby."
― koogs, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:02 (eleven years ago)
and the fake Goosebumps books
― koogs, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:03 (eleven years ago)
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-nihilistic-quotes-only-brilliant-misunderstood-y-1324
― caucasity and the sundance kid (goole), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)
i answered every qn as honestly as possible and was delighted to find out i was jenna's secret crush
― ≖_≖ (Lamp), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:29 (eleven years ago)
my guess is that answer is based solely on the cargo shorts
― caucasity and the sundance kid (goole), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)
haha no i picked the plaid skirt for that one
― ≖_≖ (Lamp), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/90s-kids-rejoice-spider-eggs-they-used-fill-beanie-1209
erleisjfleigelirj
― deej loaf (D-40), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:40 (eleven years ago)
you know what's weird about the '7 nihilistic quotes' one, is that i definitely always attributed No. 1 to DMX
― deej loaf (D-40), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:41 (eleven years ago)
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/beaniebabyspiders.asp
lol
― deej loaf (D-40), Thursday, 6 November 2014 00:02 (eleven years ago)
oh man Snopes finally abandoned their ridiculous JavaScript anti-copy-paste "security"
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Thursday, 6 November 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)
Good catch. Thank freaking god.
― how's life, Thursday, 6 November 2014 10:23 (eleven years ago)
The beanie baby one caused much hilarity between me and my housemate last night because just that morning we'd opened one of the boxes of stuff my parents had brought round after 15 years in their attic (they're moving house and need to reunite me with my teenage junk-hoarding tendencies) and it contained a selection of beanie babies
the timing was just perfect, thank u clickhole
also this is a series of sweet life hacks which I must remember http://www.clickhole.com/article/what-do-after-job-interview-when-youre-standing-cl-1298
― club mate martyr (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 6 November 2014 11:29 (eleven years ago)
the photos for that one are so great
― john mortimer impression (soref), Thursday, 6 November 2014 11:36 (eleven years ago)
i loled at #7
― Neckbread (Will M.), Thursday, 6 November 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)
I love the photo of him discovering the other interviewee in the closet
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)
I wonder if photos on the site are posed by clickhole staff or by actors/models? or if a lot of the writers are ppl who do stand-up/improv/acting stuff anyway
― john mortimer impression (soref), Thursday, 6 November 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)
Yeah I was wondering that too -- the bag-of-cheetos video was shot in a lot of different locations (including at least one international), don't know whether they just like get staffers who happen to be in different places to do it or what
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 15:24 (eleven years ago)
http://www.fastcodesign.com/welcome.html?destination=http://www.fastcodesign.com/3033865/the-look-of-funny-how-the-onions-art-department-work
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 November 2014 15:28 (eleven years ago)
You did bad
http://chimg.onionstatic.com/5272/1x1/200.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)
ha i lol'd at that too
― you little affront to god (reddening), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:30 (eleven years ago)