why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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pretty much means you toil all day and have no energy left for anything else

⌘-B (mh), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 13:16 (eleven years ago)

_____________ shared Yes We Coupon's photo.

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how's life, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)

I am Barack Obama and I approve this macro.

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 30 October 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

'Wah wah wah woe gentle tears wah'
- Lou Barlow

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Thursday, 30 October 2014 13:39 (eleven years ago)

to push us off a wall

DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Friday, 31 October 2014 08:47 (eleven years ago)

crossing yr path to inquire why you are walking on this wall & give you a ticket for being unruly & tell you there is a perfectly good path right next to u wtf

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 October 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)

http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_1005_20141029125515.jpg

flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-to6lpOvY61U/TleKJX2I8NI/AAAAAAAAA4E/g8LivD60WOo/s1600/SocVsCap.JPG

mary nobody (soref), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9834565.ece/alternates/w620/rurik_jutting-v3.jpg

Hong Kong, 2014

imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

just suggesting 'you have a banana and a rubber duck' as an alternative if people get sick of 'you have two cows'

mary nobody (soref), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

or 'you have a banana, I have a kalashnikov'

mary nobody (soref), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

Or terrifying.

nickn, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 07:22 (eleven years ago)

I want the entire different kinds of capitalism thing on a t-shirt

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)

They really missed a golden opportunity:

RUSSIAN CAPITALISM:
Cows sell you!

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:46 (eleven years ago)

Capitalism Ranking

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:53 (eleven years ago)

http://cdn.webfail.com/upl/img/709158398e2/post2.jpg

anonanon, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)

no-one is ever going to read that

kinder, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:16 (eleven years ago)

*dies*

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:17 (eleven years ago)

she gives him the occasional BJ/he occasionally lets her play a video game with him

reciprocation

anonanon, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)

a lot of the perfect relationship appears to be predicated on disliking everyone else

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:31 (eleven years ago)

HENLEY: Well, yeah.

Echosmith & the Bunnysmith Men (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:32 (eleven years ago)

sounds like a perfect relationship as conceived by a #moderatenonmysoginisticgamergater

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

lol @ "OR OCCASIONALLY GOING OUTSIDE"

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

gotta go outside if you wanna eat together at restaurants that have a cool atmosphere

anonanon, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)

the perfect relationshipinsufferable yelpers

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:17 (eleven years ago)

the perfect relationshipmarket for SSRIs

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)

Ma cave amour

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:20 (eleven years ago)

THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

COMPLETELY CODEPENDENT
HATE EVERYONE ELSE
NO OTHER FRIENDS
LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE GOING ON
EVER
ANY MOMENT SPENT APART IS POINTLESS BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS AWFUL AND YOU HATE THEM
"WHY ARE YOU NOT MY LOVER OR AS GOOD AT BEING THE ONLY PERSON I DON'T HATE AS MY LOVER" YOU SAY
YOU SPEND THOUSANDS ON YOUR WEDDING AND DON'T INVITE ANYONE
NO ONE ELSE SHOULD EXIST
YOU BOTH BECOME STUCK IN A ROUTINE YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF
IT IS SO HARD TO LIVE
IT IS SO HARD TO GO OUTSIDE
YOU SOMETIMES WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LIFE BEFORE THIS
WHAT WAS THERE
THERE WAS JOY??
YOU THINK MAYBE THERE WAS JOY WAS IT THERE?
WHERE DID IT COME FROM
IT WAS DIFFERENT YOU FEEL IT WASN'T LIKE THIS
YOU WANT TO TRY THAT AGAIN
THOSE PEOPLE YOU KNEW ARE ALL A TRAIN AWAY
WILL IT FEEL DIFFERENT AGAIN WILL IT FEEL NEW AGAIN
WHERE SHOULD WE GO FOR DINNER
LET'S JUST GET DELIVERY

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 20:31 (eleven years ago)

*slow clap*

Nhex, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)

YOU SPEND THOUSANDS ON YOUR WEDDING AND DON'T INVITE ANYONE

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)

He tells her about how "annoying" his friends are
She tells him how "annoying" her friends are
They laugh together
Then they have amazing sex

badg, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)

SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE ME
HER ENORMOUS ARMS WILL CRADLE ME AS I REMAIN CURLED IN THE FETAL POSITION
EXCEPT WHEN SHE OCCASIONALLY SURPRISES ME WITH BLOWJOBS

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)

sounds like the missing verses to Radiohead's "Fitter Happier"

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:15 (eleven years ago)

mm. Somebody check.

Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:25 (eleven years ago)

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Sometimes burning bridges means what the idiom is meant to convey to begin with.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:17 (eleven years ago)

sounds like someone is a little bridge over the river KRAY

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)

IT ENSURES NO ONE ELSE CAN GO THERE EITHER

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:30 (eleven years ago)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/d462094da4401862dd656c80a31e019e/tumblr_ne8fmh3Tkz1rutp1jo1_1280.jpg

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:00 (eleven years ago)

In composing this meme I have drawn heavily on the work of dr caldwell esselstyn and the groundbreaking research of the team at...

chinavision!, Friday, 7 November 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0gJ9StCYAA7hQe.jpg

ey mk II, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:11 (eleven years ago)

how about they observe the poetry of get fucked

i've got my own post to do (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:15 (eleven years ago)

Why play with yr phone when you can crepe out the person next to you by staring into their eyes?

Mark G, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:31 (eleven years ago)

The phrase 'an old-fashioned look', comes from the days before mobile phones when people just used to look at each other.

joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 10:26 (eleven years ago)

remember the 80's when people used to observe the poetry of life

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:00 (eleven years ago)

Jitter bug..

Mark G, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:01 (eleven years ago)


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