I guess that means they're on team Avril, then?
― StanM, Sunday, 26 October 2014 12:50 (eleven years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/11187063/Professor-suspended-from-top-university-for-giving-off-negative-vibes.html
― the tune was space, Sunday, 26 October 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)
*sigh*
― StanM, Sunday, 26 October 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)
*appropriate sigh*
― jmm, Sunday, 26 October 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)
http://abc7.com/news/lax-flight-delayed-after-wifi-hotspot-name-prompts-concerns/367110/
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:06 (eleven years ago)
that mccarthy article tho
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:09 (eleven years ago)
yeah that whole thing was one long o_O
― Vomits of a Missionary (bernard snowy), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)
The last time I called Time Warner with internet problems, the nice woman on the other end asked me if I wanted to change my wi-fi network name to "trick my neighbors" e.g. with something like "FBI surveillance network"
above and beyond, their customer service
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 October 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)
TBF if I were a TWC service rep I would say shit like that too and wait to see how long it took my supervisors to catch on
― 龜, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)
xp lol seriously? that is awful
― Nhex, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)
Now I wish I called it Flowers By Irene
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 October 2014 18:06 (eleven years ago)
that McCarthy article was so insanely ill-advised
the title and also its general vibe of mind-numbing obliviousness reminded me of:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/
― anonanon, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 06:24 (eleven years ago)
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/11/01/washington-http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG-file-lawsuit-against-native-americans-suggesting-team-name-offensive/
oh this world
― I Love Makonnen: New Answers (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 00:40 (eleven years ago)
ok lol
obv this is just intimidation, there is no way they would let something like this get to court. is there really no mechanism in place to discourage bullying lawsuits like this?
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)
hatcat is in federal court appealing a patent court's decision that abrogated the hatcat trademark. the federal court hasn't actually taken the case yet, they can still dismiss it, that's what they're arguing about now.
― een, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/11/6/7169567/vintage-dale-earnhardt-photo-70s-jungle-suite
Worthy Headline: Vintage Dale Earnhardt photo proves the 70s were the sexiest decade
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 7 November 2014 07:14 (eleven years ago)
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ku-klux-klan-opens-its-doors-hispanic-blacks-jews-gays-1473907
― sarahell, Sunday, 9 November 2014 23:14 (eleven years ago)
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/11/12/3591527/there-is-now-a-coloring-book-for-children-called-ted-cruz-saves-america/
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 22:24 (eleven years ago)
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/10/10446/3x4/120.hq.jpg
http://thoughtcatalog.com/mahbod-moghadam/2014/11/how-to-steal-from-whole-foods/
― a total laugh package (s.clover), Sunday, 16 November 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)
It would be so much easier just to shop at a grocery that doesn't double the price of everything.
― abanana, Sunday, 16 November 2014 23:14 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2wm8p3IAAAT4Sr.jpg
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)
i imagine a million typhoid mary comps have already been made
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-19/whale-removal-cost-row-deepens/5903576
― StanM, Thursday, 20 November 2014 03:52 (eleven years ago)
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2014/11/26/whales-arent-keen-on-being-flayed-alive-by-gulls
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 27 November 2014 00:53 (eleven years ago)
I keep seeing headlines about NASA's new Onion capsule launch :-(
― StanM, Sunday, 7 December 2014 06:39 (eleven years ago)
Same here!
― ljubljana, Sunday, 7 December 2014 07:12 (eleven years ago)
http://variety.com/2014/film/news/lars-von-trier-doesnt-know-if-he-can-make-more-films-now-that-hes-quitting-drinking-1201366846/
― Josefa, Sunday, 7 December 2014 08:14 (eleven years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/dec/12/experience-i-regret-my-face-tattoo
― Eine Feine (soref), Friday, 12 December 2014 20:07 (eleven years ago)
I feel sorry for that guy, but the combination of headline and photo makes me think guardian is going for onion-esque on purpose there
― Eine Feine (soref), Friday, 12 December 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/wAkDmW0.jpg
― micah, Friday, 12 December 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)
feast your eyes, future people
― goole, Friday, 12 December 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)
I had my facial tattoo a couple of years ago. The design is based on the ex-boxer Mike Tyson’s. I don’t actually like him that much – he’s not someone I look up to – but I decided it would be cool to have something on my face, and then saw his picture and thought his tattoo looked really good.
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 December 2014 23:33 (eleven years ago)
http://www.fastcodesign.com/3039668/hallmark-apologizes-for-selling-hanukkah-paper-covered-in-swastikas
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 December 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)
but I decided it would be cool to have something on my face
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 13 December 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)
Something directly copied from someone I don't like or respect
― Josefa, Saturday, 13 December 2014 06:08 (eleven years ago)
shit that looks like a clickhole article but isn't:http://mic.com/articles/106974/we-asked-men-to-draw-vaginas-to-prove-an-important-point
― man alive, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/01/08/kareem-abdul-jabbar-to-publish-a-novel-about-sherlock-holmess-brother-mycroft/
― Øystein, Friday, 9 January 2015 00:47 (eleven years ago)
The mobile nytimes is a harsh mistress
― Zings of Oblivion (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 January 2015 01:43 (eleven years ago)
KAJ's entire post-basketball career has just been people being surprised he has interests and talents besides basketball
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 9 January 2015 03:23 (eleven years ago)
This one quote felt so Onion-esque
"You know what it feels like when you don't have a good internet connection. Everything is buffering, you're trying to download a video, you got that little circle thing that goes round and around. It's really aggravating," Obama said.
http://www.theverge.com/2015/1/13/7541253/obama-wants-cheaper-broadband-in-the-us
― The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 03:03 (eleven years ago)
Holy shit you guys dont seriously average 100+mbps in youtr contry and complain its SLOW, do you?
How about 1mbs? Or dialup/satellite speed? #fuckin3rdworlddesert
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 03:20 (eleven years ago)
we invented the internet goddamnit, no one should be faster than US
― Nhex, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:08 (eleven years ago)
lol as if that happens in the white house, xp
"Michelle, did you call Comcast?!"
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:13 (eleven years ago)
I don't think we average 100mbps, fwiw. I pay extra for like 30mbps.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:14 (eleven years ago)
Yeah I was thinking it seemed a bit OTT
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:17 (eleven years ago)
I've got 100Mbps FTTP in my apartment from a local ISP but they're doing like line-of-sight microwave to the Westin or something so it's kind of cheating, infrastructure-wise
― The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:58 (eleven years ago)
Say no more!
"Testimony has covered everything from the assassinations of drug lords to the inner workings of the motorsport industry."
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nascar/2015/01/13/kurt-busch-ex-girlfriend-assassin-domestic-abuse/21693523/
― earlnash, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 08:03 (eleven years ago)
Florida cops used black mugshots as target practice
http://news.sky.com/story/1409452/cops-used-black-mugshots-as-target-practice
― Alba, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:56 (eleven years ago)
http://whnt.com/2015/01/12/alice-program-arms-children-with-cans-books-to-fight-off-classroom-intruders/
wtf
― k3vin k., Sunday, 18 January 2015 17:34 (eleven years ago)