worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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http://i.imgur.com/qM8BQmD.jpg

, Thursday, 23 October 2014 11:41 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/LynZTRt.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 October 2014 11:54 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

RIP Johnny Garlic's

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:53 (eleven years ago)

"this lease coming to an end no longer fits the profile of what we’re looking for."

Great sentence.

Brocktoon Tanuki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:12 (eleven years ago)

Guy Fieri with normal hair:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrJUlSBCEAE1TdR.jpg

Plasmon, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 00:05 (eleven years ago)

somehow much worse

Geoffrey Splenda, the first Baron Splenda (silby), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 00:07 (eleven years ago)

damn, haley joel has NOT aged well

polyphonic, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 00:25 (eleven years ago)

between two ferns

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 00:26 (eleven years ago)

either he sells chintzy furniture or he sings in a piano bar

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

omg my dad is guy fieri

never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 03:18 (eleven years ago)

hair color looks faker than normal somehow

hug niceman (psychgawsple), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

a sobering reminder that guy fieri is forty-six years old

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)

but he has the arteries of a man twice his age

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 11:02 (eleven years ago)

Fried onion hellhound on his tail

calstars, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

off topic but: i decided that the worst way to wake up in the morning would be to have this guy come into your room yelling at you, screaming about barbecue sauce

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^^^ no lie I still think this, all the time. great post from a great thread

I can just, like, YOLO with Uber (bernard snowy), Monday, 22 December 2014 15:49 (eleven years ago)

man Joey Fatone is a celebrity chef

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 December 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)

Living without cable means I all too often find myself watching Joey on "My Family Recipe Rocks."

Let me tell you how many of the family recipes rock: zero.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:36 (eleven years ago)

hahaha wait, what

first Coolio, then Kelis, now Joey Fatone

should I be on the lookout for "Meals by Martika" in 2015

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:39 (eleven years ago)

surely the show would be called Martika's Kitchen??

Funky as hell even on the lap. (stevie), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:40 (eleven years ago)

boom

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

"Pot Roast...Thy WILL be done."

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

that salon article is not really why I dislike Guy Fieri, also misses the point that the other half of cable television food programming is now contest-style stuff, which is where Fieri got his start, iirc

Fieri bellowing about food is part of the end game, the rest is sub-Iron Chef stuff like The Taste (on network tv!) and Chopped, a Food network show I was unhealthily addicted to which seems to have an extremely low budget

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 18:24 (eleven years ago)

I received Guy on Fire for Christmas. Can't wait to cook for friends.

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 December 2014 04:09 (eleven years ago)

i feel that each poll entry here deserves a matching penis

Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 December 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Lol @ guy fieri sad stock photo
http://insidescoopsf.sfgate.com/blog/2015/01/23/guy-fieris-proposed-santa-rosa-winery-gets-totally-rejected/

Οὖτις, Saturday, 24 January 2015 14:20 (eleven years ago)

Fieri, however, did not attend the hearing himself. Instead, he was playing with Guy Fieri dolls

call all destroyer, Saturday, 24 January 2015 15:36 (eleven years ago)

this whole thing is amazingly funny

Let me help you out Charlie XCX fan (DJP), Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:40 (eleven years ago)

Is it bad that I misread the URL and was hoping the story was about how he proposed to someone at a winery and got totally rejected

Simon H., Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:47 (eleven years ago)

Fuck, I was really looking forward to Cap'n Guy's Wasabi and Donkey Sauce Chipotle Cream of Cabernet :/

deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 January 2015 21:17 (eleven years ago)

Artisinal sierra mist

Οὖτις, Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:52 (eleven years ago)

Lol @ guy fieri sad stock photo

this facial expression

slam dunk, Sunday, 25 January 2015 05:43 (eleven years ago)

I guess I can't say I've never seen them in the same room together anymore

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B83KnoFCQAAOlxK.jpg

polyphonic, Monday, 2 February 2015 19:19 (eleven years ago)

put away the donkey sauce before the donkey sauce puts you away

It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 February 2015 19:25 (eleven years ago)

Courtroom sketch of Fieri at the trial of the guy who stole his Lamborghini is the best

http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/BKtXIa3pmg0JVhyAcx8TlX-fgCo=/89x0:910x616/1200x900/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/38862268/Fieri-Lamborghini-Testimony.0.jpg

(kid got a life sentence too)
http://www.eater.com/2014/1/24/6292173/teen-behind-guy-fieri-lambo-heist-sentenced-to-life

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:23 (eleven years ago)

I feel like the murder attempt is the most important part of that case

"Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Monday, 2 February 2015 20:33 (eleven years ago)

Fieri looks like Judd Nelson in that sketch. Also, I kinda want to make that my Twitter avatar.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 2 February 2015 20:37 (eleven years ago)

I could murder an Off-Da-Hook Original Smash Burger right now.

how's life, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:39 (eleven years ago)

someone who decided his life was a real life version of Grand Theft Auto stole Guy Fieri's car

somehow this makes sense

mh, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:46 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/bananalise/status/576119100155523072

goole, Thursday, 12 March 2015 20:48 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/tGxPkip.jpg

, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:52 (eleven years ago)

Not covered in diarrhea = fake

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:58 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/6kOt8Xk.jpg

:O

, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 11:50 (eleven years ago)

are those tiles?

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:05 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPtPo8Sa3NE

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:07 (eleven years ago)

oic

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:16 (eleven years ago)

That's very weird.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:03 (eleven years ago)

i've seen roughage

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:35 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Guy Fieri is currently filming at a place two blocks away from a friend's house in Minneapolis, she is ignoring my pleas on facebook to dress her blonde 4 year old like him and go for a photo op. This image did nothing to change her mind:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/17/b8/4a/17b84ae991350450aeb83fbfddbc6a8a.jpg

joygoat, Friday, 15 May 2015 20:00 (eleven years ago)

a friend saw his car in front of a restaurant in Fort Collins, Colorado, and I offered her $20 to poop in it

ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:09 (eleven years ago)


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