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You're practically on the cusp.

― My Life with the Thrillho Kult (Leee), Friday, 17 October 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

You know...

― pplains, Friday, 17 October 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)

I was... old enough to know better...

― pplains, Friday, 17 October 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)

before I realized that it was easier to wipe while seated.

― pplains, Friday, 17 October 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)

http://gawker.com/horny-redditors-jerk-off-to-photo-of-dudes-butt-thinki-1648913295

― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)

Dammit

http://gawker.com/horny-redditors-jerk-off-to-photo-of-dudes-butt-thinki-1648913295

― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)

haa

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/hot-moms-of-reddit/

Then, redditor jubsie88 upped the ante by posting his mom windsurfing topless in the late ’70s (NSFW).

...

And the comments… oh, the comments. Amid general high-fiving hot-mom approval were serious discussions about time travel theories and the actual possibility of banging your own mom before you were born. The r/OldSchoolCool in-joke even launched a real subreddit called r/BangMyParents (NSFW).

Weirdest of all, the phrase “Do you have any pictures of your mom windsurfing?” entered the lexicon as a way to kindly request nudes of someone’s mother. (So if anyone ever asks you that, run.)

― caucasity and the sundance kid (goole), Monday, 3 November 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)

r/OldSchoolCool

― 龜, Monday, 3 November 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)

"serious discussions about time travel theories and the actual possibility of banging your own mom before you were born."

I doubt they were serious...

― Evan, Monday, 3 November 2014 16:34 (eleven years ago)

c'mon it's reddit you know those guys have been thinking about how to use science to bang their moms forever

― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 3 November 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)

There's a degree of seriousness yes- like fantasy football. But instead of managing football teams it's about becoming your own father.

― Evan, Monday, 3 November 2014 16:47 (eleven years ago)

I've got this time travel script in my head where the chief, a kinda MenInBlack Rip Torn type, says after a plot reveal, "Just once, could someone steal the machine and not go back in time to fuck his mother?"

― pplains, Monday, 3 November 2014 17:18 (eleven years ago)

why Rip Torn type and not Rip Torn?

― Philip Nunez, Monday, 3 November 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

I don't know if the movie in my head has the budget for the real Rip Torn.

And I hope I'm getting the name right of the guy who used to be on the Larry Sanders Show, not the other guy who throws the confetti around. Though if I was more clever, maybe he's the guy who would get the part.

― pplains, Monday, 3 November 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)

Oh I totally know who you're talking about and I think his name is Rip Torn, but re: budget, that same guy was in Freddy Got Fingered so imaginary budget probably wouldn't be a problem.

― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)

The other Rip, Rip Taylor, was in Jackass

― stop looking at me, quan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/gxTGOtM.png

― 龜, Monday, 10 November 2014 12:58 (eleven years ago)

ewww

― lag∞n, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)

christ

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/k2hWkH4.png

gettin in the bathtub w bitches whats up

― lag∞n, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

the thing actual nice guys do is pull, i see u nerds

― lag∞n, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)

http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2km3ng/my_23m_girlfriends_21f_inappropriate_behavior/

"My girlfriend doesn't abstain from meme usage, even when we're having sex. Whenever we spend this time together, she starts moaning doge memes like "such sex, wow" and it really kills the moment for me. Like really?"

― goole, Monday, 17 November 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

"I tried bringing up her inappropriate usage of memes after my father died"

― kinder, Monday, 17 November 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)

such lol
very wtf
wow

― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 17 November 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)

Did EliteDaily start as a PUA site and then transition to shittier Buzzfeed?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 17 November 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)

without looking i'm gonna guess right now that there's at least 50 replies telling him how lucky he is cos it's the poster's no. 1 fantasy

― Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 November 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)

she starts moaning doge memes like "such sex, wow"

dead

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

Sometimes I call myself 'BIG HOOS aka the sexdriver' in bed

― 龜, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 00:53 (eleven years ago)

Wait did I just post that

Delete

― 龜, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 00:53 (eleven years ago)

please delete that image from my mind as well

― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

and mine

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 17:10 (eleven years ago)

i'm remembering it for later.

― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 18:17 (eleven years ago)

― 龜, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 18:25 (eleven years ago)

http://i49.tinypic.com/14u0pw.jpg

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)

mods

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)

modss

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)

modsss

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)

modssss

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)

modsssss