Bait My Clickhole

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― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, September 30, 2014 12:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh cmon

yeah my friend came up with the second puberty thing years ago as well.

i invented the cloud

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-know-sounds-spam-i-really-did-double-my-mass-two-1158

Love this one

I only needed to do three 15-minute workouts a week in order to grow TOO LARGE for my own PARENTS TO RECOGNIZE ME. I think I MIGHT be DYING.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/mother-somehow-just-knows-when-her-child-fire-1175

I love these

#children #moms #intuition #fire

They kinda ruined it by explicitly providing an example where the mother isn't in the same place as the son. I was enjoying the idea that her intuition was seeing/smelling her son on fire in plain sight.

yeah I agree that was a misfire but the kicker made me lol

Article

This Woman Is Strong, Sexy, And Brave—Even If She Does Have Both Legs

the payoff at the end lol

http://www.clickhole.com/article/read-word-glen-200-times-row-and-youll-slowly-begi-1135

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-dog-person-or-ant-person-1214

really love this one for some reason

cause it's hilarious

We’ve all been there—you’re watching a movie, and all of a sudden, you’re blindsided with an unbelievable plot twist. Here are the movies that had the most mind-blowing plot twists ever.

sometimes I think writing for this site might be pretty depressing

omg can't stop laughing, ty iatee

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/4583/16x9/800.jpg

JFC, just link everything.

http://www.clickhole.com

― evangelos (am0n), Monday, September 15, 2014 5:13 PM (1 month ago)

We’ll never forget this Christmas tale’s stunning and ironic twist, when Haley Joel Osment gives Bruce Willis the realization he is dead just as Willis gives Osment cufflinks emblazoned with “We’re Two Friends Who Are Both Alive.”

2. Se7en
You could hear a pin drop in the theater during this thriller’s finale, when Brad Pitt’s character frantically opens the box he’s been given and inside finds a cake with a big number “7” written on it in frosting.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/here-are-finalists-our-caption-contest-1212

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-know-sounds-spam-i-really-did-double-my-mass-two-1158

― sktsh, Friday, October 17, 2014 12:03 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

Very Good

http://www.clickhole.com/video/teen-has-inspiring-message-his-bully-then-gets-tot-1236

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-well-do-you-know-saved-bell-1215

This one is fun because you can link it on facebook and pick out who exactly hits "like" without clicking the link.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-signs-leah-remini-hiding-around-corner-waiting-t-893

Love the bully one.

“I’ve been really lucky.”
—Laura Linney
On why she’s still alive after a ghoul cursed her for touching an ancient locket

irl lol

http://i.imgur.com/LKftKgX.png

palestine usa

5. In the second Halloween episode, Slater teases Zack about his costume, saying he looks like…
Weird wind
Mark-Paul Gosselaar
A shame farmer
The real Mark-Paul Gosselaar

What is Slater’s nickname for Zack?
Father
Son of Gosselaar
Other Shriek
The Bell
Correct! Slater calls Zack “The Bell,” because only he knows that Zack is secretly the man inside the bell.

def calling someone a shame farmer as soon as the opportunity presents itself

http://www.clickhole.com/article/terminally-ill-child-whatever-reason-wanted-be-vis-1110

Very funny but should have been Onion instead.

“It could definitely help the frogs. Or possibly hurt the frogs. Listen, I’m in a weird place right now.”
—Nate Silver
On a potential Jeb Bush presidential run

1. We’ll start off with an easy one: What was the original title of the show before it became Saved By The Bell?
School Fuckers
Frasier
Up Late With Mark-Paul Gosselaar
There Is A Man In The Bell And It Hurts Him When It Rings

that whole thing is great though.

scott!

There Is A Man In The Bell And It Hurts Him When It Rings

this and like the jazz boy and the big bang bong stuff really seems...singular in its voice maybe? like possibly the work of one writer idk

^ melt banana song title

This one kind of nails it

http://www.clickhole.com/article/they-said-8-pictures-karl-malone-wouldnt-get-click-1225

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-female-ceos-who-inspire-us-all-be-cogs-capitalis-1242

wow the gamergate piece

i retook the SBTB quiz like 7 times to get all the different results

they're really good at getting clicks

They have different results?!

i mean letter grades?

sometimes the quizzes stick a lot of actual content in each answer blurb and that's when i get frustrated you can't change answers

you can do a hard refresh of the page and take it again

i know that's the frustrating part look i remember the internet 15 years ago i remember 56k i remember aol but I'M A BUSY MAN i have places to be