Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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BUT I STILLLLLL HAVEN'T FOUUUUUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FORRRRRR!!!!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

moral or comedic standards?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

CARPE SEMEN

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't talking about you, it's just one of those "things Alex in NYC might say" type quotes.

xx-post

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Damn! I forgot to put the hidden camera on!"

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

*insert typical DJ Martian "list of 1000 albums" post here*

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

OPRAHUMAUMAOPRAHOPRAHUMAUMAOPRAHOPRAHUMAUMAOPRAH!!!

― n.a. (Nick A.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Oprah?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Mamase Mamasa Ma Makusa

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Hakuna Matata

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

parti, kuramo, fiesta, forevah

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

See, it's all in the wrist.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo Jumbo.
Way to parti' o we goin'
Oh, Jambali.
Tom bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo Jumbo!

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"we represent the lollipop kids. the lollipop kids. the lollipop kids."

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"I've been fucking your pussy quite regularly so I reckon I could well be in."

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"drums"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Go ahead, spunk, make my day.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Fire in the Taco Bell!!"

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder why people don't refer to a vagina as a "taco" more often. I like it.

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

― n.a. (Nick A.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/dre200/e219/e219514f3zd.jpg

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

It's cute! And what's more fun than eating tacos?

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Shoving your dick in one?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

You people have too much time on your hands (and I thank you for it).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Call me a prude, but Mexican food doesn't say "sex" to me.

― n.a. (Nick A.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

One in the black box!

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

HOLY GUACAMOLE!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'M LOVIN' IT!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

If the vagina is a "taco", does that make the ass a "choco taco"?

http://www.icecreamusa.com/products/images/large/70547-01498_large.jpg

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan Perry, I hate you.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

And it's all nutty too!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

too far.

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

well that's one dessert option I can just cross off the list

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"One Cool Taco!"

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Taco? Try 'badly packed kebab'. Think about it.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Chocolate-covered nuts at that, hmmm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Chillies, beef, sauce...I could really go for one right about now.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I will never look at tahini sauce the same way again.

(nb This is not a response to R.I.M.A.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

OooooooooOOOOOOooooooohhhhhh, munchies.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

One down one to go
Another town and one more show

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

R.I.M.A.:

ihttp://www.tacowednesday.com/img/thekids/alex02_big.jpg

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Something that isn't funny:
"Oooooaaaaaoooh...you feel almost as good as your sister..."

(you can also, for added evil, replace the word 'sister' with 'mom')

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"I approve this ejaculate"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"Time to take the skinboat to brown town!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

HONOUR THE JISM!!!!!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Has anyone ever screamed out "Im gonna bust a nut" when lofting one? I think that would be funny. Maybe I'll ask Bobby Brown.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

CAMERAS READY PREPARE TO FLASH

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's not finished . . . . . . . it's finished."

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss you (I miss you)
I miss you
There`s no other way to say it
And I, and I can deny it
I miss you (I miss you)
It`s so easy to see
I miss you and me

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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