I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

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THERE WILL BE NO WEDDING

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE IGNORING ME

I CANNOT MARRY A PERSON WHO HAS DRANK ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

I love this thread.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

ALLY YOU NEED TO QUIT DRINKING HATORADE AND SUPPORT YOUR FIANCEE IN HIS GOALS. TAKE AN INTEREST IN HIS HOBBIES.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

I have also drank all the Frescas and all of the Squirts. Grapefruit flavored sodas get a bad rap.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

HIS HOBBIES ARE STUPID

WHY DON'T YOU GO AND MARRY HIM IF YOU LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW SO MUCH

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

I hated the kid in class everyone loved. I hate Baja Blast. High fructose window cleaner.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Thank you, Nick! I agree. I have also decided that I need to start playing World of WarCraft.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

I'M SURE TOM SUPPORTS YOUR GIRLY HOBBIES LIKE BUYING PRETTY DRESSES, DISCUSSING TAMPON ABSORPTION, AND LESBIAN BARBIES. RETURN THE FAVOR.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Are you going to be hitting the TAB next?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE ONLY DISCUSSED TAMPON ABSORPTION WITH ANOTHER PERSON ONCE IN MY LIFE, STOP ACCUSING ME OF BULLSHIT THAT I AIN'T DONE. ALSO HE DOESN'T SUPPORT ME IN ANY WAY BESIDES GIVING ME ALL OF HIS MONEY.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Like Wild Cherry Pepsi is this huge improvement

I know, I know! But the other fucking Pepsi products available were much shittier, and at least it didn't taste like bleach (or tastes like the scent of bleach, as I've never knowingly consumed any), unlike the goddamned water fountains at the arena.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE UNION OF NICK & TOM

THERE WILL BE A MOUNTAIN DEW FOUNTAIN AND DANCING

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Plus, it was a free complimentary cup and I didn't have (money) to pay $1.50 for a bottle of Aquafina.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

MD Pitch Black II (black, "grape," sour version of Pitch Black)

I am intrigued! Anyone know if this available in Canada?

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

You should've offered to french the bodega man, I mean that usually works to get a free beverage.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

TAB is so dull.
Why don't other beverages come out with weird random assortments of made-up flavors?
I still haven't tried Sprite Remix Aruba Jam. The original Sprite Remix was pretty worthless.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

I don't even like Mountain Dew! I just think Tom's sticktoittiveness is admirable.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

He sets a goal, and then he ACCOMPLISHES THAT GOAL.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Why don't you just buy a bottle of Karo and drink that.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I have also drank all the Frescas and all of the Squirts. Grapefruit flavored sodas get a bad rap.

Now I'll drink to that!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

MEANT TO TELL YOU

I HAVE DRANK
THE MOUNTAIN DEWS
THAT WAS IN
THE FRIDGE

AND WHICH
Y'ALL PROBABLY
WAS GONNA HAVE
WITH YOUR PIZZA.

MY BAD.
THEY WAS PRETTY GOOD
SO SYRUPY
AND FROSTY.

(EXCEPT FOR THAT CODE RED,
DUDE THAT SHITS STANK)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I only drink Coke Zero now.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Recipe for drink:

Bottle of Karo Corn Syrup
Whatever you feel like adding in to flavor with (examples: cherries, lychees, mandarin oranges, wasabi)
Coffee (for caffiene)

Mix in blender and drink. Any flavor you want!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

That just sounds like my steak marinade.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE HAD ALL THE BOOTLEG SODAS

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

God I miss Dr. Slice.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

MAYBE YOUR MOM BOUGHT ALL THE SODA IN HISTORY

WTF MORE LIKE YOUR BACON "MARINADE" EXCEPT THAT MIGHT'VE ALSO INCLUDED KOOL-AID POWDER AND A SHOT OF SAMBUCCA.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Dr. Pecker and Orange Crash

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE HAD ALL THE "SMARTLIFE" BRAND FAKE SANDWICH DELI MEATS.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Tombot, you never her birthday!!!

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

IF I HAD A FUNCTIONAL CUISINART, I WOULD MAKE MY OWN FUCKING SODA! BUT IT'S BROKEN! NOW I'LL HAVE TO COUNT TO TEN AND IF IT DOESN'T START BLENDING I'LL HAVE TO START THE BEATING OVER!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

why doesn't ally post on the noize board anymore? :(

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

N/A I COMMEND YOU. NEXT STOP ALL THE BOCA BURGERS

xpost cutty cos teh noize board is NSFW sometimes, without warning, and I have a big corner office that I share with someone else :(

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

DRANK ALL THE "SQUIRTS"

― nklshs @ other desk omg, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

IMPOSTER

http://static.flickr.com/4/5270009_038dfaa0f6.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

ILM POSTER

http://vassifer.blogs.com/img_1905.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

ALBERTSON'S SELLS "DR. PERKY!"

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

CANADA SELLS "TODAY SPONGES"

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

Have you guys ever had Ale81!?!?!

http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews/ale-8-one/ale81-bottle.jpg

― nklshs @ other desk omg, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

that's good stuff.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

http://ww2.imagewiz.net/images/yosts5/mayra/155687_icp7.jpg

"I SAID FAYGO, FUCK MOUNTAIN DEW!"

― ICP home alone in your l'il innah-city ghetto zone! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

i miss Pitch Black. i can only find "Livewire". WTF, if i want fizzy orange drink, i'm drink Orange Crush.

also, does anybody remember all the ad-man talk two years ago about how "code red" was their "urban"-oriented drink?

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

cherry coke!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Can't wait for Cherry Coke Zero! (not confirmed, but hopefully)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

I want to try VANILLA SODA FOUNTAIN DR. PEPPER

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

Count me in as a decidely Pro-"Code Red" Dew-niac. I don't know that I can justify it; it tastes like straight grenadine and makes your teeth squeaky afterwards.

― Who Are You, Buster Gonad? (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait, Cherry vanilla sfdr.p

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

So I've drank literally one sip of Mounting Do, like, since Luk4s was born. Which was in 1999. I had the worst case of cottonmouth of all time, it was like my cottonmouth had cottonmouth. That one drink gave me the most wickedest of headaches.

I AM NOT EXTREME...PROVEN BY SCIENCE.

― nklshs @ other desk omg, Friday, 9 September 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Spencer is right, though, Coke Zero is clearly the best thing to happen to soda in decades. I can't wait for them to put it in soda fountains at the movies and at restaurants!

― Who Are You, Buster Gonad? (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper's disappointing to me.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

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