Why is my coworker such a fucker

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different bleeding strokes.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 28 October 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

having said that i say hello to the people in my team, despite holding a not-so-secret contempt for all of them

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 28 October 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes I don't say hi back to women so they get the message I don't want to sleep with them.

― """""calum""""", Thursday, 28 October 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

so if you DO have the decency to at least say hello back to people, what exactly is your problem with my statement?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 28 October 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with Ally, I had an issue with the "He doesn't joke in emails to our listserv." part of Jons post... maybe he was being teh funny tho, I dunno.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 28 October 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

jeezus, take your personal beef with me elsewhere cockfarmers

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 28 October 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

LOOK, IF SOMEONE DOESNT ACKNOWLEDGE YOU AT ALL WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING DIRECTLY TO THEM THAT IS PLEASANT AND NICE AND CASUAL THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG EITH U

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 28 October 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon dude, chill - I agree with you, people should try and say hi when you talk to them etc... I dunno, your original post kinda came across more like you expect everyone to join in with "jokes and chatting" and seriously, as you can see, a lot of people really dont like doing that at their workplace - and we get bitched at for not being "fun" when we're just tryin' to do our jobs :(

I cant speak for others but I am shy and I like quiet when I work. But yeah sure, I'll say hello if someone does to me. I didnt think that was ever in question?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 28 October 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(who has a personal beef with you here anyway?)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 28 October 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

people may have their own reasons for not wanting to engage. hate them for it, fine, but it's still their right, if they're not impinging on you in any other way.

xposts

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 28 October 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually can't concentrate on what I'm doing when people walk past and say hi/lean over my partiion and start talking to me or worse, over me to someone else/throw nerfballs over my head at each other/play music/etc

Maybe I'm the grumpy one and thats coo' by me.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 28 October 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I could work on my own from home. Man, that would rule. I'd never leave the house again except for booze.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 28 October 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

LOOK, IF SOMEONE DOESNT ACKNOWLEDGE YOU AT ALL WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING DIRECTLY TO THEM THAT IS PLEASANT AND NICE AND CASUAL THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG EITH U

You're right there, but I don't think you should expect people to engage in the office jokeyness. Some people just don't really go in for that kind of stuff, and that's just fine with me.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 28 October 2004 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Unless whatever you have to say includes the words "pizza" and "break room", I don't really care to hear it.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 28 October 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Incontinent leprechauns are having sex in the break room on top of an anchovy pizza and they're asking for you."

― CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I could work on my own from home. Man, that would rule. I'd never leave the house again except for booze.

I might not ever leave the house again, full stop. I'd require a lot less booze if I worked from home.

This thread reminds me of this one:

I hate "fun"

My life is a whole lot better now.

― Hank Tenbeer (kenan), Thursday, 28 October 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Trayce, they don't have booze delivery down under? The mind boggles!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Some people really are so quiet and or shy though that in their minds they *have* said hello or at least meant to, but all that might have been apparent to the hello-er was a head nod or a tiny sound. This is true.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Kim I like your technique. From now on I'll consider appending the sentence, 'This is true,' to all my posts (unless they're not).

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

If only you could also see how I clench my fist and banging emphatically on the table after all my posts.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

She spits at her moniter too! This is true.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Only when I'm stupid enough to type banging when I mean just plain old bang. This is true.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

what an inspirign thraed this has become! from now on, my standard porcedure for emphasizing a point shall be:
slamming table with fist,
shoutign "this is true",
pointign between the opposites eyes,
leaning back
and nodding once.

― :|, Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

this may well be the solar plexus punch of arguing!

― :|, Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

He said hi today *and* told me the heater is broken.

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Did he tell you expecting you to fix it - or was he reaching out? We may be making progress here!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I also read that, at first, as his heart being broken!
(wich maybe would've explained a lot)

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon, I'd expect this from a 16-year old work experience kid.
-- B.A.R.M.S. (b4rim4_...), October 27th, 2004.

What does that mean?

-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...), October 27th, 2004.

J-dub, I just thought you were being too sensitive is all. And maybe he might suprise you (as evidenced by new post).

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

My new co-workers just asked me out for dinner and drinks this evening. Ummm....

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

having good officemates is such fun.

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You would hate my officemates, Jon.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Today, my (male) co-worker told me that I am "looking small" and am "a very handsome guy". That was at 10am.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

looking small?

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Quick, file a million-dollar sexual harassment suit!

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

when i first read the top post,
i was convinced he was talking about me.
although i'm not called steve. mindyou
half the people in here wouldnt know that.

― piscesboy, Friday, 29 October 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you have shrinkage or something?

xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I should stop working with my dick out, obv.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

fifteen years pass...

never felt like kicking a colleague’s cunt in before but came close today

― ||||||||, Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:21 (six years ago)

Spill

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:37 (six years ago)

xp. calm yersel big chap

― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:39 (six years ago)

Kick in the cunt
Waving the four-funt

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:42 (six years ago)

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