Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

do Mennonites believe that driving and talking on cell phones are sins? wouldn't causing another to sin be worse than sinning for oneself in most Christian religions?

maybe he has a dispensation bc he needs to do it for work? idk. i joke that he's 'modern mennonite'

Quakers are pretty tolerant with regard to not castigating other peoples' sins iirc

like a Chobani guzzling Dannonite, this is a sign of the end times

someone actually likes that band?

they are the epitome of "kinda lol but mostly sad"

fuck u xtc are boss

was gonna do that joke in reverse

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

the lurker's maxim

http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/h/www.magxone.com/uploads/2013/02/620x790xLena-Katina-Maxim-Russia-1-803x1024.jpg.pagespeed.ic.WfVuNriWkO.jpg

TATY!!!

I momentarily had as my facebook status "How about instead of renaming it 'Indigenous People's Day' we rename it 'Edgy White Person In-The-Know Facebook Status Day.' Just kidding guys, f Columbus."

But then I immediately deleted it, because why be a jerk to people on the right side of things. Also, I accidentally posted it to a local parenting group instead of my facebook wall, which is really really embarrassing and I hope no one saw it.

i don't care if you're all otm and you probably are - this is impossible to read, comprehend or respond to in toto and if you want the common man to take heed then idk it's all fucked and we're doomed and and and and and *cries*

it's only a band poll ffs

lol

the common man

yeah ok shut up

that's aimed at you, me and everyone i know

Miranda July is awesome fuiud

What potentialities does the common man have? How can he most productively strive against his own reactionary marketing & outmoded* orthodoxies?

*They're outmoded. Deal.

cmon man

he has the potentiality of an obedient self-loathing drone & can strive to have sex as much as possible until he is no longer needed

ban everyone

fuck you all

1 (one) blow job

fuiud aesthetics

^yep, we're all too far gone :(

buhjeezies

it's gotten to the point where I feel like lashing out & accusing you all of facilitating my retraction into reclusiveness, dysphoria and crescent misanthropy

maybe you could just think or do whatever you want rather allow yourself to be facillitated

have yr post truthbombed by Old Lunch might be traumatic but at some point you have to move on to the next thing

nakh is dropping some hardsonning life lessons today i hope everyone is taking advantage

hot

"retraction into crescent misanthropy"
http://www.klements.com/files/recipes/litl-pigs-in-a-blanket.jpg

we're not all hard-knocks masters of the abyss nakhers, some of us feel emotions & possess the sorts of mental weakness that are easy prey for loneliness. you may be the world's least impressionable individual but you can't legislate for everyone attaining that level of remove. i know i should log off and write my novel but i can't because that would feel, right now, like further withdrawal. this is of course an admission of inferiority & part of the problem. perhaps all i really need is a woman's love. fuck it though, fuck it. i'm so adolescent. this is my worst post in months. catharsis. needs a deeper-level second thoughts thread. needs to be deleted but also needs to be posted - full trite now - so here you go! here you bloody well go! me! here i am in full 2k8 self-indulgent majesty! a disgusting sight.

shield yr eyes children

ew

j/k hi

aw

srsly i might leave ilx until my personal life is a bit more harmonious - is this a good idea?

i mean, after the xtc poll is over

maybe just go to bed

that is what I tell myself to do

bed is its own torment

but 'fuck off, i'm going to bed' has taken on a new autodidactic significance

*rests chin on hands* do tell

autoimperative, even. ban me

i'm leaving work in 5 though :(

idk lj just dont implicate everything in everything else and u will feel happier

all these ate words making me hungray

nakhers your display name is magnificently traumatic, makes me think of a great philosopher choosing to die

sometimes ilx is just better for the carefree posting of abysmal posts and keeping the meme alive rather than trying to solve all of the world's ills