Bait My Clickhole

“It’s the greatest moment in life when you hold that little bundle in your hands and think, ‘I made this!’”

—Ashton Kutcher

On bundling sticks

http://www.clickhole.com/article/just-tags-894

“Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!”

—Mike Myers
On 9/11

They Said What? is consistently good.

The cheating one is briiiiiiilliant.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/drastic-times-man-never-makes-political-posts-face-1137

man it's hard to not share that on fb

^This Man Never Makes Clickhole Posts On Facebook But He’s Making An Exception Just This Once

http://www.clickhole.com/article/man-accidentally-took-photo-inside-his-pocket-ever-1199

http://www.clickhole.com/article/literally-amazing-incredible-dad-loved-his-family--769

deeply unsettling

man the pocket photo one is so good

epic http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/big-red-horizon-my-journey-through-american-justic-938

i know half of everything they post ends up itt but i appreciate the celebration anyway

yeah i mean theyre doin good work, kudos

last line of big red horizon is gold

When I was finished with the free lobster, they offered me a wet napkin. I waved it away. I wanted to smell like free lobster forever.

I liked that one but is it referencing a certain genre of clickbait I'm not familiar with or is it just a ridiculous, Jack Handey-esque story?

http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-things-everyone-experiences-when-they-go-through-1186

has anything on the internet had the quality + consistency of clickhole so far?

black anus

JUSTICE WOW LAW INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM FREE LOBSTER INSPIRING

It happens to everyone, and there is no escaping it. This is normal. Your body is a beautiful protean cage that transforms endlessly without your consent and renders you unrecognizable to yourself. Your body is a demented stranger who smothers you until you die. And this is perfectly natural.

1. What’s your perfect Friday night?

Dance club with my friends
Movie with my romantic partner
Anthill with my parents
Home with my ants

3. Your ideal romantic partner is...

...energetic, outgoing
...sedentary, teeming with ants
...intense, competitive
...antlike in appearance and demeanor

One of those that almost doesn't need anything but the headline: Meet The Puppeteer Behind Blue Ivy

http://www.clickhole.com/article/finally-social-media-site-no-ads-pictures-words-co-1170

nnngh is an all sonic, non-verbal social media site. It has no graphical interface.

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, September 30, 2014 12:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh cmon

yeah my friend came up with the second puberty thing years ago as well.

i invented the cloud

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-know-sounds-spam-i-really-did-double-my-mass-two-1158

Love this one

I only needed to do three 15-minute workouts a week in order to grow TOO LARGE for my own PARENTS TO RECOGNIZE ME. I think I MIGHT be DYING.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/mother-somehow-just-knows-when-her-child-fire-1175

I love these

#children #moms #intuition #fire

They kinda ruined it by explicitly providing an example where the mother isn't in the same place as the son. I was enjoying the idea that her intuition was seeing/smelling her son on fire in plain sight.

yeah I agree that was a misfire but the kicker made me lol

Article

This Woman Is Strong, Sexy, And Brave—Even If She Does Have Both Legs

the payoff at the end lol

http://www.clickhole.com/article/read-word-glen-200-times-row-and-youll-slowly-begi-1135

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-dog-person-or-ant-person-1214

really love this one for some reason

cause it's hilarious

We’ve all been there—you’re watching a movie, and all of a sudden, you’re blindsided with an unbelievable plot twist. Here are the movies that had the most mind-blowing plot twists ever.

sometimes I think writing for this site might be pretty depressing

omg can't stop laughing, ty iatee

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/4583/16x9/800.jpg

JFC, just link everything.

http://www.clickhole.com

― evangelos (am0n), Monday, September 15, 2014 5:13 PM (1 month ago)

We’ll never forget this Christmas tale’s stunning and ironic twist, when Haley Joel Osment gives Bruce Willis the realization he is dead just as Willis gives Osment cufflinks emblazoned with “We’re Two Friends Who Are Both Alive.”

2. Se7en
You could hear a pin drop in the theater during this thriller’s finale, when Brad Pitt’s character frantically opens the box he’s been given and inside finds a cake with a big number “7” written on it in frosting.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/here-are-finalists-our-caption-contest-1212

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-know-sounds-spam-i-really-did-double-my-mass-two-1158

― sktsh, Friday, October 17, 2014 12:03 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

Very Good

http://www.clickhole.com/video/teen-has-inspiring-message-his-bully-then-gets-tot-1236