Worst white man on the cover of the New Statesman's 'Great White Male' issue

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I think it might be reasonable to assume it wasn't originally conceived as an issue about equality and justice, it was probably meant to be an issue about new masculinity / the future of white men, etc, and as a fig leaf to counter the perception that this is a tired, navel-gazing, exclusionary trope they got Perry on board to contribute a radical-seeming editorial and cover.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Sunday, 12 October 2014 08:59 (nine years ago) link

Voted Amis, should probably have voted Parsons. Gill at least seems to have some self-awareness about his own horribleness.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Sunday, 12 October 2014 09:02 (nine years ago) link

This isn 't "decrying witchcraft while selling your soul to the devil". This is "Being given a platform to talk about Witchcraft, Devil-Worship and Occultism are destroying today's society, and then opening up your rolodex and writing blank cheques to Anton LaVey, Aleister Crowley and Madame Blavatsky"

awesome

bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 12 October 2014 09:11 (nine years ago) link

It'd be awesome - if white privilege and male privilege weren't actual real society-destroying things, unlike witchcraft. But I know convincing people that they are real is hard sell, even on ILX.

This wall! Let me bash my head against it! It's so much fun! And the ringing in my ears afterwards! I love it so much.

I don't think that contributors list is even remotely intended to be satirical.

Matt DC, Sunday, 12 October 2014 09:48 (nine years ago) link

(Branwell OTM btw)

Matt DC, Sunday, 12 October 2014 09:51 (nine years ago) link

It's an *extremely* middle aged list as well - virtually everyone here except Owen Jones is on the list on the back of things they did two decades ago at least. Only Will Self and Jon Snow and I dunno maybe Damian Barr are considered to be doing their best work now, nearly everyone else is here on the back of a decaying reputation.

I generally like Andrew Marr, Rowan Williams, Perry himself and some things that involve Robert Webb. I don't actually know very much about Snow's personal politics but unlike virtually everyone else here he's a proper journalist who has actually earned the platform that he gets and uses it reasonably well.

Matt DC, Sunday, 12 October 2014 10:05 (nine years ago) link

(And yeah I know Snow is a product of privilege as much as anyone on this list)

Matt DC, Sunday, 12 October 2014 10:09 (nine years ago) link

Oh, but it's ageist to point out how middle-aged and older white men dominate the Establishment! As that poor woman from Perfect Pussy found to her chagrin last week!

Only Will Self and Jon Snow and I dunno maybe Damian Barr are considered to be doing their best work now

They are? What work is Jon Snow doing now that is esp. noteworthy? (I'm biased 'cuz detest him)

... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 October 2014 12:28 (nine years ago) link

(By the way, I don't mind Will Self all that much just don't think he can write)

... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 October 2014 12:29 (nine years ago) link

What work is Jon Snow doing now that is esp. noteworthy?

https://magees.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/FINAL-DPS-JIMMY-CHOO-MAN-AD.jpg

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 12 October 2014 12:36 (nine years ago) link

lol somebody had to

grayson m'razz (wins), Sunday, 12 October 2014 12:40 (nine years ago) link

And what did Jon Snow have to say anyway:

The days of the Great White Male are numbered. So how should men live now? Stephen Fry, Mary Beard, Andrew Marr, Margaret Atwood and others offer their survival tips.

Jon Snow

Spend less time with other men. Relish the company of women. Exercise regularly with a dash of yoga. Bike to work. Stand on the head to fertilise the blood corpuscles to prevent baldness. Wash the system through with lashings of music. Cry when genuinely moved. He should laugh, and get in touch with his sense of humour – and if he can’t find it, crawl under a stone until
he can.

jfc..

Twist of Caliphate (Bob Six), Sunday, 12 October 2014 12:45 (nine years ago) link

;_;

soref, Sunday, 12 October 2014 12:47 (nine years ago) link

(crying, because I was genuinely moved by that)

soref, Sunday, 12 October 2014 12:47 (nine years ago) link

Is this whole issue a satire?

David Baddiel

Number one thing: challenging the primary sexism in the media, which is not porn, or page three, or sacking newsreader females as they get older, but employing images of women as decoration. This happens all the time. Check the front pages of all broadsheets and magazines, from the Times to the Mail. It is often, I think, unconscious, or just a reflex economic imperative, based on the idea that images of women sell. It should be resisted and men should – this might sound weird but I’m serious – join with feminists in calling for more men to be in these photographs.

Twist of Caliphate (Bob Six), Sunday, 12 October 2014 12:48 (nine years ago) link

Relish the company of women.

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 12 October 2014 12:53 (nine years ago) link

I sense a poll

... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 October 2014 12:57 (nine years ago) link

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soref, Sunday, 12 October 2014 12:59 (nine years ago) link

^^jon snow relishing the company of a woman, biking to work and laughing/getting in touch with his sense of humour, I'm challenging you to find a photo where he is doing four of things from his list at once

soref, Sunday, 12 October 2014 13:00 (nine years ago) link

that picture should have been on the cover rather than the Grayson Perry cartoon imo

soref, Sunday, 12 October 2014 13:02 (nine years ago) link

"real effects of misandry"

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Chimp Arsons, Sunday, 12 October 2014 13:59 (nine years ago) link

Spend less time with other men. Relish the company of women.

I know relishing the company of women is old fashioned, but underneath that, this is solid advice for men - if you're a man and you cultivate friendships with women you can get perspectives on things which an all male friendship group wouldn't pick up on.

cardamon, Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:11 (nine years ago) link

how people still have only male friends?

Treeship, Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link

*how many

Treeship, Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link

Jihadi John?

... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link

Loads of people

cardamon, Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:19 (nine years ago) link

Like, half of my male friends only have male friends. Think it has to do with where you work, family background etc

cardamon, Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:20 (nine years ago) link

Not that they never ever encounter women but that they have a defined barrier with 'friends' on one side of it and 'women' on the other

cardamon, Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:20 (nine years ago) link

i think that still happens, treesh - or rather i think there many men, young and old, who would be unlikely to go out and do something with one or two or more women as friends. They might share social circles, but I don't think that's the same thing.

I can't abide Mitchell and Webb, but here I guess Parsons, Gill and de Botton for me.

Perry gets a bye for me here - I like him. I have a soft spot for Rowan Williams - Arthur Machen Society member, and his book on Dostoevsky's not at all bad. I confess to an abiding fascination with Martin Amis, which doesn't at all involve excluding him from terribleness, awfulness etc, but does complicate it.

But in total the list certainly produces a feeling of dreary and unfruitful surfeit of type, a monotony of notional 'importance', a sallow congeries of grizzled old willies. a moribund cultural oligarchy.

Fizzles, Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link

what cardamon said.

Fizzles, Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:31 (nine years ago) link

But in total the list certainly produces a feeling of dreary and unfruitful surfeit of type, a monotony of notional 'importance', a sallow congeries of grizzled old willies. a moribund cultural oligarchy.

― Fizzles, Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:30 (22 seconds ago)

Yeah I totally get that. In many ways the whole BBC, Guardian, Independant etc "high" culture establishment is something I loathe and I was always opposed to so many things about their arts coverage. Almost seeing it as an enemy.
But at the same time I like a lot of those people (not specifically the people on the list) and I can't deny that that crowd has probably brought me a lot more than I would often think.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link

Also NME, Mojo, Uncut, The Word and the resultant BBC music coverage. I despise probably more things about that crowd but there certainly were good things in there too.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link

not to diminish the pain and suffering caused by the war criminals on this list but i suspect an american version of this issue would be unimaginably worse.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 12 October 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link

They are? What work is Jon Snow doing now that is esp. noteworthy? (I'm biased 'cuz detest him)

His reporting from Gaza earlier this year got him some props. Channel 4 News in general is better than any of its rivals at the moment.

I'm also led to believe that Self's last novel is his best, but I'm in no hurry to read it because my experience is that he's a decent short story writer and a terrible novelist (mostly because his novels are basically overextended shorts).

Matt DC, Sunday, 12 October 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link

Dylan Jones is getting off too easily here, he's probably the platonic ideal:

n 1999, Jones moved to Condé Nast and took over GQ. He is credited with bringing in a roster of high quality writers including Dominic Lawson, Will Self, A.A. Gill, Ed Victor and Tom Wolfe, as well as taking the magazine in a more political direction. He notably hired Boris Johnson as the magazine's car correspondent. GQ was also the first magazine to feature David Cameron on its cover, soon after he became leader of the Conservative Party.

Jones was appointed Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) in the 2013 Birthday Honours for services to the publishing and British fashion industries.

Matt DC, Sunday, 12 October 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

Parris was an actual Tory MP.

Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Sunday, 12 October 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link

absent from the list but prob the guiding hand: Jason Cowley

like Perry and Williams. share fizzles' amis ambivalence.

voted Botton.

woof, Sunday, 12 October 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link

Can I cast a vote against ever reading anything by Alan The Bottom, and instead suggest that everyone actually reads A La Recherce Du Temps Perdu? It deserves its rep!
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, November 24, 2002 8:30 PM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think about this post every time Botton impinges on my consciousness for any reason

soref, Sunday, 12 October 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link

agree strongly with an extended version, you are always better reading someone he is pontificating on rather than him.

woof, Sunday, 12 October 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

I think it stayed with me more because of 'Alan The Bottom' than anything more high-minded to be honest. and I still haven't read In Search of Lost Time

soref, Sunday, 12 October 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link

Botton thinks it's a philosophising novel and tries to 'sell' it to you on those grounds, but it's not what he thinks it is

cardamon, Sunday, 12 October 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link

It's a neuroscience novel of course.

jmm, Sunday, 12 October 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link

i liked 'war against cliche' and that clive james book has some dope essays idk.

issue seems like someone was trying to cover up 'white male butthurt' w/ 'clever' and failed obv

deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 13 October 2014 04:14 (nine years ago) link

xp

he was ok about it when I told him that I used his name in a blogpost as a passing example of all that was wrong in british culture because it sounded like bottom.

(i mean I also explained that I thought he was bad for real reasons, it wasn't just 'bottom')

(he got in touch to complain)

woof, Monday, 13 October 2014 08:42 (nine years ago) link

Dylan Jones wrote Cameron's biography and paid him for his co-operation

mahb, Monday, 13 October 2014 08:47 (nine years ago) link

Jones used to sell his review copies to me when I worked in a secondhand bookshop. He was very decent in person - and he got excellent review copies! - although he has obv been involved with some terrible things and people.

Will Self also once sold me a load of his review copies and he was a total arsehole, fwiw.

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Monday, 13 October 2014 08:53 (nine years ago) link

Thank you, ILX, because I thought I knew Britain's worst cockfarmers but then a thread like this goes and introduces you to a host of new cockfarmers you had little to no idea about.

I dunno. I kinda almost prefer the total unreformed unrepentant cockfarmers because at least you know where you stand with them. The ones who dress their cockfarming up in charm and ~being decent in person~, in a weird way those ones worry me more, like evil dressed up in a pleasant face gets much, much further and people are willing to excuse it and fall for it so much more.


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