why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Everyone should be punched at least once or twice

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:01 (eleven years ago)

No.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

moodles advocates tough love, with the love part omitted

Aimless, Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

That 1% with a heart of cold stone.

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Sunday, 12 October 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

You're probably going to punch a boy in the hall at some point

Addendum - if you are a child or teenager. If still doing this post 18 that is also a problem but I figured the image macro was aimed at teenagers

cardamon, Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)

sweat pants aren't the best receptacle for coffee IMO

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:10 (eleven years ago)

lol neil

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:30 (eleven years ago)

Does not help those of us with big god problems

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

xpost can't wait to see how that works out

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

'Sippin coffee in sweatpants' to tune of 'walking in Memphis'

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)

Maybe turn on a heater in the living room.

nickn, Sunday, 12 October 2014 18:39 (eleven years ago)

Heyyy heater you sexy thang!

Mark G, Sunday, 12 October 2014 18:48 (eleven years ago)

nice double clutch sweatpants lady

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)

I've never figured out what "go out and party" really means. Does it mean you're just going to the bar for drinks, or what? Maybe my life has been some sort of never-ending party and I'm just immune to it.

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:49 (eleven years ago)

it means "not sit like a slob on the couch" iirc

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:52 (eleven years ago)

involves donkey games iirc

j., Monday, 13 October 2014 14:54 (eleven years ago)

never-ending variations of "do you party?"

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:55 (eleven years ago)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/eb0410dbbaa6cd2a5737560d1ebcfe3c/tumblr_mmt3ib2wQ11sr1weyo1_500.gif

bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:57 (eleven years ago)

i always assume partying involves recreational drugs or at the very least excessive drinking
straight edgers always wanna go out and dance, everybody else "parties"

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:28 (eleven years ago)

I have no idea what "partying" is but I'm certain I want no part of it.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)

jokes on you, it's drinking coffee and reading comic books

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

LAN party

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 13 October 2014 16:29 (eleven years ago)

jokes on you, it's drinking coffee and reading comic books

Oh dammit

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Monday, 13 October 2014 17:07 (eleven years ago)

hey! there's coffee in sweatpants in the conference room, guys!

Aimless, Monday, 13 October 2014 17:49 (eleven years ago)

xp
Check out the coffee in sweatpants on that one.

nickn, Monday, 13 October 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)

http://cnt.winkal.com/51775588e4b09abbc6d8ca35/XCpF_700.jpg

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 13 October 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)

Wile E. Coyote got bitter in his old age i see

Chimp Arsons, Monday, 13 October 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)

wtf does that even mean

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 October 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

Cameramen get a lot of money

Mark G, Friday, 17 October 2014 06:34 (eleven years ago)

it's fine, no one dies now.

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 October 2014 05:11 (eleven years ago)

Vaguely phallic nature of weaponry in the first two pictures has culminated in an outright dildo in the third

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 18 October 2014 10:25 (eleven years ago)

Sometimes your deadline sneaks up on you and all you've been doing is copying guns from 'An Illustrated History of Weapons'. It takes talent to turn that into something as thought provoking as this.

Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Monday, 20 October 2014 06:53 (eleven years ago)

Psychic lost property office worker?

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 12:33 (eleven years ago)

Someone's going to make my legs grow back?

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 12:36 (eleven years ago)

this has been making the rounds among my religious cousins. it is so very bad:

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152753344339769

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

how does the average person spend 4 years of their life looking at a cellphone when cellphones have been ubiquitous for less than 20 years?

Chimp Arsons, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:29 (eleven years ago)

@bishopjakes:: Christian version of a horoscope.

Aimless, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:31 (eleven years ago)

But that's not a single factor, it's two factors.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)

what about being a white male?

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)

"Ain't nothin' to it but to do it" - Ronnie Coleman

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)

Who the fuck is Brian Tracy?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)

canadian tony robbins dickbag

I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)

I guess he'd have tell everyone that, though, to pump them up after taking their money

I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 22:05 (eleven years ago)


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