New James Bond = Daniel Craig.

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No I was drunk. Do you have aspergers?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

No, I'm bored.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

Almaric should be silky.

Eric H., Thursday, 6 December 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

And, as a probable Oscar nominee, "bankable."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 6 December 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh, what the Bana team of Munich has come to...

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

i hear seth rogen is playing a henchman.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 7 December 2007 09:35 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

will he ever get a Q and/or Moneypenny? I nominate David Thewlis and Parminder Nagra

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 March 2008 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

thewlis a bit too obvious?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 March 2008 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

He should play the part in Mike Leigh/Naked mode.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 March 2008 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

Everyone should get a Parminder Nagra.

HI DERE, Sunday, 23 March 2008 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

or two

milo z, Sunday, 23 March 2008 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

He should play the part in Mike Leigh/Naked mode.

"Well, could they not train a tall chimpanzee to do that? Or, a small chimpanzee with a bigger... gizmo?"

DavidM, Sunday, 23 March 2008 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

Everyone should get a Parminder Nagra.

This is even more true than the statment "I need air."

B.L.A.M., Sunday, 23 March 2008 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

Pedant.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 March 2008 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.nme.com/movies/news/peter-morgan-to-quit-james/170533

New Bond to be directed by Sam Mendes and written by Patrick 'curmudgeonly cornish face' Marber!

piscesx, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:20 (sixteen years ago)

totally what the nme should be covering

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:22 (sixteen years ago)

If Richard Herring keeps the Hitler mustache he sported on HIGNFY, then he can play the villain.

Convenience Fish (snoball), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:22 (sixteen years ago)

marber and mendes doing bond is s.thing out of a satirical ben elton novel, wherein brett ratner becomes artistic director at the royal court

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:23 (sixteen years ago)

"it is a mystery worthy of a bond script" - can't think of a single 'mystery' in a james bond movie

on the other hand, doesn't seem to be that diff from kingsley amis or (gd help us) sebastian faulks writing bond novs, or anthony burgess and george macdonald fraser writing bond screenplays

Ward Fowler, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

gonna be interesting to see how mendes turns bond into a cutting satire abt the deadly numbness of american suburban life

max, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:30 (sixteen years ago)

This, Every Day, For The Rest Of Your Live And Let Die

gucci magnet (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:31 (sixteen years ago)

gonna be interesting to have michael sheen oh you get it

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

this is gonna be fuckin garbage

goole, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:33 (sixteen years ago)

From Russia With Vague Longing

Tracer Hand, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:34 (sixteen years ago)

The Living-Room Lights

gucci magnet (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

The Bitch Who Loved Me

Tracer Hand, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

octo yeah you know he actually made a war film and a fuckin gangster film so this applies to, like, two his films? pussy

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

License to Brood

Tracer Hand, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

dr. no, dds

max, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

a view to a kil...... from a suburban living room

max, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

My Job is Not Enough

Tracer Hand, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

tomorrow never dies.... BUT YOUR DREAMS DO WHEN YOU MOVE TO THE SUBURBS

max, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

the man with the golden JOB AS AN INSURANCE AGENT IN THE SUBURBS

max, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

WOMBRAKER (it is about ABORTION)

gucci magnet (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

octo yeah you know he actually made a war film and a fuckin gangster film so this applies to, like, two his films? pussy

lol

Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

Octopissy

Tracer Hand, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

... moonraker 2: electric boogaloo: the moonrakening

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

moonrake harder

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

LICENCE TO KILL..... TOM HANKS WITH A MUSTACHE

max, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

how do you use a mustache to kill someone

Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

you must keep its leading edge very sharp

Tracer Hand, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

and then hurl it with downward force, as a boomerang

Tracer Hand, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

FUCKIN GANGSTER MOVIE AND WAR FILM ARE... for your eyes only

max, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

the (imaginary) spy who loved me (unlike my husband!) [he turned out to be real though]

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

Powerball

Tracer Hand, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

saw neither his fuckin gangster film nor war film, can he put together an action sequence?

goole, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

Dr No, I've Got a Headache

Tracer Hand, Monday, 12 April 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

Diamonds Are Forever The Superficial Signifiers Of Unhappy Relationships Between Affluent Suburban Want-Aways

gucci magnet (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

on "am beauty" he left the shootin' of the pictures to the DoP, so i'd guess maybe not; but action sequences in bond films are done by the second-unit ne way

xpost

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

'at this point "FOR YOUR EYES ONLY" is proving a bit restrictive if you know what i mean? sry'

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:49 (sixteen years ago)


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