Bait My Clickhole

http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-things-only-people-your-state-understand-1126

Love this one as it touches on tier 2 small talk that pressures you to agree with bullshit that you know is interchangeable with almost any other human yet if you call it out you look like an ass. Not only in this sense but also when people say stuff like "I'm the kind of person that..." which usually follows with some extremely common preference / quirk / other cliche that makes them come off as dull when they're hoping to sound unique.

(that picture for #6 is Westfields in london. (or is it? that support tree with all the lights on it is identical, the things with maps on them are, the wallpaper by the lifts is, but somehow there's nothing that definitively nails it as the one in W12))

that article was inevitable

tbh i'm amazed at how many buzzfeed/upworthy/etc standards they haven't attempted yet

That one was an instant classic.

you wonder if they're gonna run out of jokes since there's only so many things that these clickbait sites do

I feel like there are a lot of huffpo-baiting ones that they're working into now

the clickbait medium is always undergoing innovation

those horrible buzzfeed videos were huge

http://www.clickhole.com/video/if-you-dont-think-you-have-any-racial-prejudices-y-1026

lol. worth watching the video all the way through. they really nail the aesthetic of those kinds of youtube:

http://www.clickhole.com/article/chilling-did-singer-montell-jordan-predict-rise-is-1124?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-think-ive-gone-long-enough-without-looking-those-1069

there seems to be something very ilx about the interesection of subject matter and logical gymnastics on this one

if clickhole decides to cannibalize the avclub style then it will have material for years to come

http://www.clickhole.com/article/when-fourth-grader-was-diagnosed-leukemia-he-never-1071

god help me but i did laugh out loud

lol

http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-signs-hes-cheating-723

looool

They are almost too good too often, like I feel dumb even sharing them since there are at least several great things every week.

http://www.clickhole.com/post/definitive-ranking-us-presidents-how-many-their-bo-1179

“It’s the greatest moment in life when you hold that little bundle in your hands and think, ‘I made this!’”

—Ashton Kutcher

On bundling sticks

http://www.clickhole.com/article/just-tags-894

“Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!”

—Mike Myers
On 9/11

They Said What? is consistently good.

The cheating one is briiiiiiilliant.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/drastic-times-man-never-makes-political-posts-face-1137

man it's hard to not share that on fb

^This Man Never Makes Clickhole Posts On Facebook But He’s Making An Exception Just This Once

http://www.clickhole.com/article/man-accidentally-took-photo-inside-his-pocket-ever-1199

http://www.clickhole.com/article/literally-amazing-incredible-dad-loved-his-family--769

deeply unsettling

man the pocket photo one is so good

epic http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/big-red-horizon-my-journey-through-american-justic-938

i know half of everything they post ends up itt but i appreciate the celebration anyway

yeah i mean theyre doin good work, kudos

last line of big red horizon is gold

When I was finished with the free lobster, they offered me a wet napkin. I waved it away. I wanted to smell like free lobster forever.

I liked that one but is it referencing a certain genre of clickbait I'm not familiar with or is it just a ridiculous, Jack Handey-esque story?

http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-things-everyone-experiences-when-they-go-through-1186

has anything on the internet had the quality + consistency of clickhole so far?

black anus

JUSTICE WOW LAW INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM FREE LOBSTER INSPIRING

It happens to everyone, and there is no escaping it. This is normal. Your body is a beautiful protean cage that transforms endlessly without your consent and renders you unrecognizable to yourself. Your body is a demented stranger who smothers you until you die. And this is perfectly natural.

1. What’s your perfect Friday night?

Dance club with my friends
Movie with my romantic partner
Anthill with my parents
Home with my ants

3. Your ideal romantic partner is...

...energetic, outgoing
...sedentary, teeming with ants
...intense, competitive
...antlike in appearance and demeanor

One of those that almost doesn't need anything but the headline: Meet The Puppeteer Behind Blue Ivy

http://www.clickhole.com/article/finally-social-media-site-no-ads-pictures-words-co-1170

nnngh is an all sonic, non-verbal social media site. It has no graphical interface.

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oh cmon

yeah my friend came up with the second puberty thing years ago as well.

i invented the cloud

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-know-sounds-spam-i-really-did-double-my-mass-two-1158

Love this one

I only needed to do three 15-minute workouts a week in order to grow TOO LARGE for my own PARENTS TO RECOGNIZE ME. I think I MIGHT be DYING.