why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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The world needs less mixed race couple's
And more white couple's

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 08:34 (eleven years ago)

polyphonic doing good work

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1620550_814188421932064_1643979211_n.jpg?oh=35f6bb5d4f2d55e7768bfcc07ae4d1c8&oe=54AD6F86&__gda__=1422500962_0f1509338ab191eb558d82c158cdea47

hey guys, black people wear baggy clothing and also we're recaptioning someone else's cartoon.

how's life, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 14:25 (eleven years ago)

I went back to see what the original was, figuring the Bizarro strip would've had a more twisted take:

http://www.flubu.com/comics/Bizarro-weightloss.gif

More twisted than I imagined.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)

Haha, see what I mean?

pplains, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/m3sGGyH.gif

pplains, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:01 (eleven years ago)

You found it! I couldn't find it when I looked, but I did find a bunch of other Piraro strips focusing on baggy clothing. I guess that's something of a hobby horse for him.

So why the hell did they even recaption it?

how's life, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:03 (eleven years ago)

More importantly, why is there a piece of blueberry pie on the pavement behind the old woman?

bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)

That's kind of his easter egg. Sometimes, it's an actual Easter egg.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)

Even more importantly, why is Dan Piraro hosting the Utopia reality show on Fox?

nickn, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:59 (eleven years ago)

diversification?

Aimless, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:01 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzcEyGrIEAAIw6w.jpg

ey mk II, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:49 (eleven years ago)

10 PRAY TO MECCA
20 GOTO 10

bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)

Utterly. The Three Laws of Robotics would ensure my safety.

Aimless, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)

Lady Robot needs to be covered up.

peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 18:03 (eleven years ago)

guessing if you programmed a robot with Islam you'd get Dawkins tbh

Chimp Arsons, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/VkBalkt.jpg

joygoat, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)

weed dude look alright

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:29 (eleven years ago)

How did they misspell LSD on the last one?

pplains, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

seriously i am taking from that last one that i would be happier and better looking smoking weed

marcos, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

um i think that's the point?

Chimp Arsons, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)

At a party, Bukowski asks two younger men if they have a cigarette for him to smoke. They reply that they are going to Malibu, and that they are high on marijuana. Bukowski looks down on the boys because they act in such an exclusive way, that since the old man does not smoke marijuana, he is not in their crowd. Bukowksi thinks of such exclusion as being part of a cult or religion, and he approves of neither. Similarly, the boys have copied the language of the hepcats of the 1920s and 30s, men who did much harder drugs than marijuana. Yet these boys disrespect their memories by taking their words and cheapening them to apply to a gentler, toothless drug.

Chimp Arsons, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

Sometimes you differentiate between Buk playing to gallery and doing his thing but can understand people with propensity for low self esteem/depression not digging marijuana at all. It never worked for me, just made me more depressed.

xelab, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 21:18 (eleven years ago)

I wish I could play guitar and sing like Chico Buarque after smoking weed

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 October 2014 06:06 (eleven years ago)

that poor baby! i guess that's what iggy was warning us about in his song tv ewe

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 9 October 2014 06:46 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31.0-8/1489608_10151827354361167_1075273709_o.jpg

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 10 October 2014 18:35 (eleven years ago)

did carl sagan deliberately dress in back turtlenecks so that he would look like a floating head should his image be superimposed on a space backdrop? surely the answer is yes.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:38 (eleven years ago)

xp Thanks, Obama!

Aimless, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:49 (eleven years ago)

Sagan looks more like manservant hecubus than he looks like himself there

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 10 October 2014 18:53 (eleven years ago)

That Carl Sagan quote is tl;dr

goth colouring book (anagram), Friday, 10 October 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)

it's about dumbing down or something

john wahey (NickB), Friday, 10 October 2014 19:46 (eleven years ago)

he wore maroon turtlenecks.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 10 October 2014 20:07 (eleven years ago)

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/408537_10150643582946647_721212104_n.jpg

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 11 October 2014 11:09 (eleven years ago)

ok i don't know how to do this i guess

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 11 October 2014 11:10 (eleven years ago)

sorry, i'm pro-bullying

flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:42 (eleven years ago)

if you're *part of* that 1% with a heart.

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:52 (eleven years ago)

unless there are only like 100 people in the world. (note to self- check this)

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:52 (eleven years ago)

on the other hand, if you do have accurate knowledge of someone's suffering, torment away

j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 13:11 (eleven years ago)

I really should stop making fun of boys for crying, but it feels so RIGHT

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 October 2014 15:36 (eleven years ago)

I told you motherfuckers my punches do DAMAGE.

Three Word Username, Saturday, 11 October 2014 15:41 (eleven years ago)

it's ok to call people fat if they're not doing anything about it btw.

also we do this particular macro once every month or so.

Chimp Arsons, Saturday, 11 October 2014 15:41 (eleven years ago)

I do like the idea of that being a warning about your psyche affecting superpowers
"1% of you control people's brainwaves with your mutant abilities. Repost if you're team xavier"

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 October 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

i resent the implication that i only punched one boy in the hall

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 October 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)

Fails to distinguish between bullying that falls inside and bullying which falls outside of the acceptability window imho

cardamon, Sunday, 12 October 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)

Fair play to the many people no doubt circulating that in sincerity, it's just that the attitude of total empathy it sets up as ideal is impossible. You're probably going to punch a boy in the hall at some point, and you'll probably feel like it's exactly what he deserves, it's punching the same boy over and over again that's the problem

cardamon, Sunday, 12 October 2014 00:17 (eleven years ago)

Everyone should be punched at least once or twice

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:01 (eleven years ago)

No.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

moodles advocates tough love, with the love part omitted

Aimless, Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

That 1% with a heart of cold stone.

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Sunday, 12 October 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)


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