Bait My Clickhole

I think that's Clickhole's second reference to Broderick having killed people.

Considering that fact has been basically written out of his history for anyone under the age of 30, I applaud Clickhole for making sure it stays out there.

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, October 2, 2014 10:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait, that's not just a weird joke?

only if u consider death a weird joke (it is)

I see we have a Broderick denier in our midst

oh wait nm it's true, damn

I wonder if, when they go to sleep at night, SJP looks into his eyes and says "I love you" and he smiles and wistfully replies "I killed two people in a car accident in Ireland" and then they have sex.

that is making one part of my mind direct a scene the other part doesn't want to watch

neigh

Yeah, that it's true, I think, makes it funnier (if it can be funny) that they continue to mention it.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/12-celebrities-who-have-killed-people
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/12-more-celebrities-who-have-killed-people

Lesson learned: if you want to murder someone and get away with it, make it look like a car accident.

also be famous

fwiw, some investigative work done by the daughter of Neil Boland, the chauffeur/bodyguard run over by Keith Moon:
http://del_pasado.tripod.com/keithmoonwasnotdriving/

Is landis on that list

http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-things-arthur-neglected-teach-us-about-life-1131

" We can’t rest until we see Damon as an alligator, tapir, and maybe even some kind of sentient moss."

http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-things-only-people-your-state-understand-1126

Love this one as it touches on tier 2 small talk that pressures you to agree with bullshit that you know is interchangeable with almost any other human yet if you call it out you look like an ass. Not only in this sense but also when people say stuff like "I'm the kind of person that..." which usually follows with some extremely common preference / quirk / other cliche that makes them come off as dull when they're hoping to sound unique.

(that picture for #6 is Westfields in london. (or is it? that support tree with all the lights on it is identical, the things with maps on them are, the wallpaper by the lifts is, but somehow there's nothing that definitively nails it as the one in W12))

that article was inevitable

tbh i'm amazed at how many buzzfeed/upworthy/etc standards they haven't attempted yet

That one was an instant classic.

you wonder if they're gonna run out of jokes since there's only so many things that these clickbait sites do

I feel like there are a lot of huffpo-baiting ones that they're working into now

the clickbait medium is always undergoing innovation

those horrible buzzfeed videos were huge

http://www.clickhole.com/video/if-you-dont-think-you-have-any-racial-prejudices-y-1026

lol. worth watching the video all the way through. they really nail the aesthetic of those kinds of youtube:

http://www.clickhole.com/article/chilling-did-singer-montell-jordan-predict-rise-is-1124?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-think-ive-gone-long-enough-without-looking-those-1069

there seems to be something very ilx about the interesection of subject matter and logical gymnastics on this one

if clickhole decides to cannibalize the avclub style then it will have material for years to come

http://www.clickhole.com/article/when-fourth-grader-was-diagnosed-leukemia-he-never-1071

god help me but i did laugh out loud

lol

http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-signs-hes-cheating-723

looool

They are almost too good too often, like I feel dumb even sharing them since there are at least several great things every week.

http://www.clickhole.com/post/definitive-ranking-us-presidents-how-many-their-bo-1179

“It’s the greatest moment in life when you hold that little bundle in your hands and think, ‘I made this!’”

—Ashton Kutcher

On bundling sticks

http://www.clickhole.com/article/just-tags-894

“Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!”

—Mike Myers
On 9/11

They Said What? is consistently good.

The cheating one is briiiiiiilliant.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/drastic-times-man-never-makes-political-posts-face-1137

man it's hard to not share that on fb

^This Man Never Makes Clickhole Posts On Facebook But He’s Making An Exception Just This Once

http://www.clickhole.com/article/man-accidentally-took-photo-inside-his-pocket-ever-1199

http://www.clickhole.com/article/literally-amazing-incredible-dad-loved-his-family--769

deeply unsettling

man the pocket photo one is so good

epic http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/big-red-horizon-my-journey-through-american-justic-938

i know half of everything they post ends up itt but i appreciate the celebration anyway

yeah i mean theyre doin good work, kudos

last line of big red horizon is gold

When I was finished with the free lobster, they offered me a wet napkin. I waved it away. I wanted to smell like free lobster forever.

I liked that one but is it referencing a certain genre of clickbait I'm not familiar with or is it just a ridiculous, Jack Handey-esque story?

http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-things-everyone-experiences-when-they-go-through-1186