I eats all me spinach wiv some fava beans and a nice chianti, uhgugugugug!
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 October 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p168x128/1383417_233595956797901_613342413_n.jpg?oh=9a1bbd99ba8b446236ec0f8dbf8d2605&oe=54B514F1&__gda__=1421728012_b16dc6df9f85f51e6fce5248ba6fc4bc
― ey mk II, Thursday, 2 October 2014 14:16 (eleven years ago)
anthony hopkins is this generation's bob marley
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 October 2014 14:29 (eleven years ago)
Jammin' Hopkins.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 October 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)
Am I the only one who thinks THIS:
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KubESzhp--/a1cg94ik3xzd086cz1vm.jpg
Looks way tastier that THOSE
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 2 October 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)
beautiful
― ey mk II, Thursday, 2 October 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)
Kowloon walled pizza
― pplains, Thursday, 2 October 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)
wall-o-pizza
― DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Thursday, 2 October 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10676301_609919235783218_1927850731451731116_n.jpg?oh=8162a89840ac54fd0e754b9641abd520&oe=54C5212E&__gda__=1421137394_55d401b17e33ea6286c8763cf6f3bb2f
― nickn, Thursday, 2 October 2014 20:20 (eleven years ago)
pillowmadeofarms.com
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 October 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)
And for the Dawkins people...
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/997066_1575520956002390_5516753728685734841_n.jpg?oh=85af202ae980347256292e0082d49d64&oe=54CBADEB
― nickn, Thursday, 2 October 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)
well they can fuck off back to skaro
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 2 October 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)
nerd lol
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)
ugheveryone is so hatefuli can't stand it anymore
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:07 (eleven years ago)
interesting take on FB in the New Yorker:
http://www.newyorker.com/books/joshua-rothman/facebooks-courtroom
esp like the bit about "gratitude challenges" masked as punishment beneath a veneer of positivity
― Darin, Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)
you used to speak the truth but now you're Dawkins
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:32 (eleven years ago)
I don't get the cake one at all. TBH my first attempt to make sense of it is that it's pro hetereo anal sex but anti-gay?
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:40 (eleven years ago)
I think it's actually a very straightforward and boring claim: I LOVE CHOCOLATE vs. OTHER KINDS OF CAKE
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 October 2014 00:33 (eleven years ago)
today's loud multicoloured cakes
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 3 October 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)
no the cake is definitely anal sex
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 3 October 2014 06:51 (eleven years ago)
i like my anal sex like i like my cake
― outback bumfuc (electricsound), Friday, 3 October 2014 10:25 (eleven years ago)
With Cream?
― Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 10:31 (eleven years ago)
up the butt?
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 3 October 2014 10:41 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10647191_571171646320119_3169539069098656685_n.jpg?oh=e4ca051ae6467c224115466c83814cc0&oe=54CFB97E
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:09 (eleven years ago)
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:10 (eleven years ago)
blimey
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:17 (eleven years ago)
happens all the time
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:18 (eleven years ago)
bag on head might need some explaining at passport control?
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:20 (eleven years ago)
immigration control should have a watch list of handsome 43 year-olds travelling to South Africa accompanied by 5 year old girls with bags over their heads
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:27 (eleven years ago)
No, the cute pic was a fake!
You know what paedos look like, right?
― Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 12:46 (eleven years ago)
I would think they're loading a shipping container with 5 year olds or something because there's no way it'd be cost effective to escort individuals to South Africa one at a time at a mere $2500.
― ⌘-B (mh), Friday, 3 October 2014 13:16 (eleven years ago)
guess i'll have to poke liam neeson.
― pplains, Friday, 3 October 2014 13:21 (eleven years ago)
But what if HE'S THE PAEDOPHILE!
(Liam, if you're reading, I don't think you're a paedophile)
― DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Friday, 3 October 2014 14:33 (eleven years ago)
$2500? Seems kind of high-risk/low-reward for kidnapping and sex trafficking.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 3 October 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)
Would take some serious Ebay-like IT efficiency to initiate, conduct and complete a whole child sex trafficking e-auction in the few seconds between the time you "check in" at your child's school and the time you step foot off campus.
― Bnad, Friday, 3 October 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)
<ins=:Bidnapper/Kidnapper joke>
― Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)
the bathos of facebook warning stories
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 October 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)
Meanwhile, the mystery guy whose friend request you hurriedly accepted earlier this morning is texting 60 other grown men across the world with the caption "Caucasian female. Age 5. Brown hair, green eyes. 40 bucks."
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 October 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)
OBO
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 October 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)
I envision a dark future where child sex trafficking e-auctions are fully automated like stock trading and the dirty business of doing the actual abduction is handled by robot copter drones.
― Bnad, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)
Amazon.com's dark underbelly
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)
do American schools just let 6 year-old kids walk off with anybody at the end of the day?
― Chimp Arsons, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:26 (eleven years ago)
5 year-olds even
Yes, because the market demands it.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:27 (eleven years ago)
gonna stop friending guys with cute profile pics just in case
― Chimp Arsons, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)
On a related note, some guy in the UK got jailed today for selling fake bomb detectors that could also allegedly be used to detect trafficked people thusly:
The instruction manuals that accompanied their products claimed the user’s static electricity would power the aerial to move if it detected the substance it was searching for. The device could supposedly track down missing people – including, it was claimed, Madeleine McCann – by simply putting a photo of the individual in the box
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)
£80m they made off this thing
actually this has got much more detail: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29477894
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)
almost feel like it shdn't be a crime to make money off anybody stupid enough to buy one of those
― Chimp Arsons, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:47 (eleven years ago)
Egyptian government bought 1,000,000 of the things and they're using them to detect HIV and hepatitis :/
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:52 (eleven years ago)