why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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nailed on

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:38 (eleven years ago)

now you're messin with
a son of our lord
now you're messin with a son of our lord

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:07 (eleven years ago)

Love Hurts.

pplains, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

Without Dennis Ritchie we would have: We would all read in binary.

slam dunk, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)

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linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 01:27 (eleven years ago)

Hey, those are the lyrics to one of my favorite Rush tunes

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

What's that 2 doing in the middle of it?

Mark G, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 06:51 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx_HxHiIQAA5JgC.jpg

goth colouring book (anagram), Thursday, 2 October 2014 09:00 (eleven years ago)

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091207225140/p__/protagonist/images/7/78/Popeye.jpg

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 October 2014 13:14 (eleven years ago)

lots of words to say idgaf xp

⌘-B (mh), Thursday, 2 October 2014 13:15 (eleven years ago)

lol adam

Nhex, Thursday, 2 October 2014 13:49 (eleven years ago)

I eats all me spinach wiv some fava beans and a nice chianti, uhgugugugug!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 October 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)

anthony hopkins is this generation's bob marley

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 October 2014 14:29 (eleven years ago)

Jammin' Hopkins.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 October 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)

Am I the only one who thinks THIS:

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KubESzhp--/a1cg94ik3xzd086cz1vm.jpg

Looks way tastier that THOSE

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 2 October 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

beautiful

ey mk II, Thursday, 2 October 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

Kowloon walled pizza

pplains, Thursday, 2 October 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)

wall-o-pizza

DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Thursday, 2 October 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

pillowmadeofarms.com

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 October 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)

well they can fuck off back to skaro

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 2 October 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

nerd lol

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

ugh
everyone is so hateful
i can't stand it anymore

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:07 (eleven years ago)

interesting take on FB in the New Yorker:

http://www.newyorker.com/books/joshua-rothman/facebooks-courtroom

esp like the bit about "gratitude challenges" masked as punishment beneath a veneer of positivity

Darin, Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)

you used to speak the truth but now you're Dawkins

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:32 (eleven years ago)

I don't get the cake one at all. TBH my first attempt to make sense of it is that it's pro hetereo anal sex but anti-gay?

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:40 (eleven years ago)

I think it's actually a very straightforward and boring claim: I LOVE CHOCOLATE vs. OTHER KINDS OF CAKE

Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 October 2014 00:33 (eleven years ago)

today's loud multicoloured cakes

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 3 October 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

no the cake is definitely anal sex

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 3 October 2014 06:51 (eleven years ago)

i like my anal sex like i like my cake

outback bumfuc (electricsound), Friday, 3 October 2014 10:25 (eleven years ago)

With Cream?

Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 10:31 (eleven years ago)

up the butt?

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 3 October 2014 10:41 (eleven years ago)

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10647191_571171646320119_3169539069098656685_n.jpg?oh=e4ca051ae6467c224115466c83814cc0&oe=54CFB97E

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:09 (eleven years ago)

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10647191_571171646320119_3169539069098656685_n.jpg?oh=e4ca051ae6467c224115466c83814cc0&oe=54CFB97E

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:10 (eleven years ago)

blimey

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:17 (eleven years ago)

happens all the time

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:18 (eleven years ago)

bag on head might need some explaining at passport control?

john wahey (NickB), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:20 (eleven years ago)

immigration control should have a watch list of handsome 43 year-olds travelling to South Africa accompanied by 5 year old girls with bags over their heads

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:27 (eleven years ago)

No, the cute pic was a fake!

You know what paedos look like, right?

Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 12:46 (eleven years ago)

I would think they're loading a shipping container with 5 year olds or something because there's no way it'd be cost effective to escort individuals to South Africa one at a time at a mere $2500.

⌘-B (mh), Friday, 3 October 2014 13:16 (eleven years ago)

guess i'll have to poke liam neeson.

pplains, Friday, 3 October 2014 13:21 (eleven years ago)

But what if HE'S THE PAEDOPHILE!

(Liam, if you're reading, I don't think you're a paedophile)

DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Friday, 3 October 2014 14:33 (eleven years ago)

$2500? Seems kind of high-risk/low-reward for kidnapping and sex trafficking.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 3 October 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)

Would take some serious Ebay-like IT efficiency to initiate, conduct and complete a whole child sex trafficking e-auction in the few seconds between the time you "check in" at your child's school and the time you step foot off campus.

Bnad, Friday, 3 October 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)

<ins=:Bidnapper/Kidnapper joke>

Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)

the bathos of facebook warning stories

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 October 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

Meanwhile, the mystery guy whose friend request you hurriedly accepted earlier this morning is texting 60 other grown men across the world with the caption "Caucasian female. Age 5. Brown hair, green eyes. 40 bucks."

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 October 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)

OBO

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 October 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)


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