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Maybe they just wanted to imply that the food was filling enough for hired mafia muscle.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

Or a cult of Indian assassins

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thuggee

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

maybe they just wahttp://epicurious.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451cb0369e201bb078ecd24970d-pi

example (crüt), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

Even with the alleged decline in ILX brainpower over the years, I really don't think you need to annotate a Thuggee joke

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

whew

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

I lingered on the post button for many seconds with that one

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

I guess I liked to think there was a real Black dude from I dunno East Flatbush or something who was THAT into healthy eating as a from of subversive self-care.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

The red mist cleared enough for me to start reading the article and

I read lengthy passages out loud to the entire staff in a voice that I can only describe as excessively masculine in a way that I am definitely not.

I cannot wait for someone to murder these people

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

Months later, after a bit of detective work and a fair amount of sweet-talking, I found myself driving through East Hollywood on the way to sample some dairy-free ice cream from Scoops, blasting Gucci Mane's "Lemonade" with the windows down.

deej?????

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)

I didn't actually think he was in Brooklyn (also I've only seen the blog like twice) but that's how I imagined the author. This is infuriating.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)

Then, in early April, actress Gwyneth Paltrow included a link to Thug Kitchen in her GOOP newsletter, with no other commentary or explanation other than that This might be my favorite thing ever.

okay lol

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

http://theghettokitchen.tumblr.com/

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfgmua9QVK1qadi7y.jpg

pplains, Monday, 29 September 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)

Ok, wait. why are we on the Is This Racist? thread again?

pplains, Monday, 29 September 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

For the past year, The Thugs focused on developing ("we'll test a recipe into the ground," says Davis), shooting, and writing about over 100 recipes.

STOP CALLING THEM "THE THUGS" YOU USELESS TOOL

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

tbh, having never heard of this before and now looking at the "thug kitchen" posts, they don't even read as "black" to me and seems to have this more vague kind of lol informal/cursing tone that I've seen in other internet humor, e.g. http://whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/ Maybe in some multiple steps removed way that traces back to white-guy-talking-"ghetto" humor though. Or maybe I'm missing the offending posts. Or maybe they are just so bad at what they are doing that they are failing to even do a convincing "generic black thug" voice.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

With a slate of book tour takes to support the release lined up and a hilarious cookbook trailer making the rounds, things don't look to be slowing down for Holloway and Davis.

Here is their "hilarious cookbook trailer":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar7g_26QWu0

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

brb getting
VEGAN 29 YEAR OLD WHITE PERSON LIFE
tattooed on my belly

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

Ok, wait. why are we on the Is This Racist? thread again?

Is there a "This Is Racist" thread?

polyphonic, Monday, 29 September 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

this just seems like a lot of gratuitous swearing, and that's the whole schtick...? I dunno. why would anyone read this.

the most racist thing about it is probably just calling it Thug Kitchen

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 September 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

I've thought about making one but 1) finding racist stuff on the internet is like putting a stick of dynamite into a bucket of fish and 2) it would be too depressing and what purpose would it serve?

, Monday, 29 September 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)

xp

, Monday, 29 September 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)

There is the Rolling 2014 Thread on Race

pplains, Monday, 29 September 2014 21:17 (eleven years ago)

Thug Race Threads - Pullin' out your gat, shootin' fish in a barrel.

pplains, Monday, 29 September 2014 21:18 (eleven years ago)

Pplains I decided not to call it the "Rolling 2014 Thread on Race and Racism" like last year for a reason, stated in the first post

, Monday, 29 September 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)

Second post in that thread is hatcat.

pplains, Monday, 29 September 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)

Hoisted by my own hatcat

, Monday, 29 September 2014 21:49 (eleven years ago)

That's a noble first post though.

There has to be something between that and "Is this white couple and their cooking tome entitled Thug Kitchen racist?"

pplains, Monday, 29 September 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)

"Coming up, a Parkay commercial in which little children run around a dining room table so fast, they turn into butter. But first – shots fired in Ferguson, Mo. for a second time this evening..."

pplains, Monday, 29 September 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)

What is Parkay? How does it compare to Crisco

, Monday, 29 September 2014 22:03 (eleven years ago)

crisco doesn't talk

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 September 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)

lol person on [interent blogger I like]'s comment feed says, "Guys if we keep hammering on them we'll never get to see the sequel: "Ghetto Cookin'" so basically djp ahead by an hour.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 29 September 2014 22:31 (eleven years ago)

tbf I think DJP's version is jaw-droopingly better

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)

droppingly

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Droopy_dog.png

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:40 (eleven years ago)

Make the slaw:
Cut the cabbage into the thinnest strips you can and make sure those pieces are no longer than 2 inches. This is a great time to get good with your knife if you are looking for a silver f**king lining in all that chopping. Chop the carrot into thin matchsticks of the same length. Got that s**t down now, right? In a small bowl, mix together the lime juice, vinegar, oil, and salt. Add the dressing right before you are going to eat and toss that s**t well. Fold in the cilantro just before serving.

Make the tacos:
Crank your oven to 400°F. Chop the cauliflower into small florets no bigger than a quarter. In a saucepan over medium heat, warm the beer, broth, lime juice, tamari, hot sauce, and garlic. Add the cauliflower and simmer for about 90 seconds. Drain.

In a large bowl. toss the spices, salt, and olive oil together. Add the cauliflower and onion and stir 'til those f**kers are coated. Dump it on a rimmed baking sheet and bake until browned, stirring halfway, about 20 minutes.

To assemble the tacos, warm the tortillas in the oven or microwave for a hot minute and then pile them high with the cauliflower filling, slices of avocado, some of the slaw, and top with plenty of salsa.


1. this is just horrible dear lord how did they get a book deal
2. racism is one of the most successful marketing techniques around and that's all this is -- "thug kitchen" will get so many much more interest at williams sonoma than "recipes with awkward cursing"

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:44 (eleven years ago)

so many much yes yes yes

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:45 (eleven years ago)

this just seems like a lot of gratuitous swearing, and that's the whole schtick...? I dunno. why would anyone read this.

your fucking dinner

nickn, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

Coming up, a Parkay commercial in which little children run around a dining room table so fast, they turn into butter.

Wait, this isn't real, right? There's no way they made my grandma an ad exec – she just died a few months ago.

King Clone (Crabbits), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

Sarah Jessica Parker stars as Sarah Daniels, a Lancaster schoolteacher who developed a deep prejudice against minorities, especially blacks. She decided to relocate to Belmont, Vermont, with the hopes that it will be 'all white', and gets hired in Belmont College. She does not disclose her past to anyone, but when an African-American student, Simon Brick, becomes the victim of hate crime, she soon realizes that not only will her past return to haunt her, she will be expected to be the liaison person for the minorities, as well as be asked to prepare a 10-point bullet-ed list to resolve racism.

pplains, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

Coming in Spring 2009

http://content9.flixster.com/movie/10/87/56/10875675_800.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/PFkDOvJ.png

pplains, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

little children run around a dining room table so fast, they turn into butter.

i'm not sure I get this.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_Little_Black_Sambo

King Clone (Crabbits), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 03:31 (eleven years ago)

yeah, i grew up with that book sad to say

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

To answer the thread question, yes, it's racist.

SJP starring as a racist teacher who's forced to write a ten-bullet essay for Bubba Gump on how to resolve racism in Vermont? I dunno, could go either way on that one.

pplains, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)

Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $8,064
Domestic Summary
Opening Weekend: $5,534
(#79 rank, 4 theaters, $1,384 average)
% of Total Gross: 68.6%

Widest Release: 4 theaters
Close Date: April 2, 2009
In Release: 7 days / 1 weeks

salthigh, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 04:02 (eleven years ago)

I have my own personal rant about how that kind of cliched film reifies the stance that a passionate teacher fixes every SES problem and reverses all historical baggage
thank u nice wite ladies for JOURNALING even with TEEN PREGNINCE

King Clone (Crabbits), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

that's why we don't deserve due process and everything is tied to test scores

blah blha blah inappropriate place to rant

King Clone (Crabbits), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

Also srsly no

King Clone (Crabbits), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)


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