That's the only actually funny (a bit) one.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)
i love how videos autoplay with no audio cause i just watched this thing just started playing and i have no idea what's happening and it's hilarious
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 25 September 2014 08:06 (eleven years ago)
Yeah I said somewhere the other day that I like the autoplay vids, whiners are kinda whining imo
― you'll never guac amole (wins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 10:00 (eleven years ago)
These began to circulate:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/21/quotes-banned-books_n_5759808.html
― cardamon, Thursday, 25 September 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)
I want to make some of those with quotes from Naked Lunch
― ⌘-B (mh), Thursday, 25 September 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)
I just ate something that was half pumpkin pie and half pumpkin cake. Whatever it was, I thought it was top drawer.
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:18 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgflip.com/cgq0a.jpg
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:27 (eleven years ago)
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, September 25, 2014 10:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
shit, cat
― Onan Pullett (wins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-a-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/942356_512736398800368_1961746112_n.jpg?oh=74eb097403b818a30209c27ddd47ef62&oe=5487B2DD
― goth colouring book (anagram), Friday, 26 September 2014 05:15 (eleven years ago)
lol can't tell if it's intentional or not
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 26 September 2014 05:23 (eleven years ago)
is that hemlock or something?
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 26 September 2014 13:32 (eleven years ago)
I think that's a picture of the new Washed Out album.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 26 September 2014 13:36 (eleven years ago)
What great advice! I plan to take about a dozen positive people hostage and use them as human shields.
― Aimless, Friday, 26 September 2014 16:38 (eleven years ago)
atoms are surrounded by negativity
― Mark G, Friday, 26 September 2014 17:39 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10500536_10152389576639086_7835691396839411170_n.jpg?oh=cc6adda5e951ed18b239f356ef9e941f&oe=54C1B170&__gda__=1421808421_caa68a292d921725ea3144e2b5a48f2c
is this real or just another made-up marley quote?
― NI, Friday, 26 September 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)
i've heard that cliche attributed to other things
― Nhex, Friday, 26 September 2014 19:55 (eleven years ago)
those are the lyrics to buffalo soldier
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)
heh, i literally typed just that and then erased it an hour ago
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)
alert alert pumpkin spice oreos exist
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 September 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)
also i made that buffalo soldier joke a year ago, knew it sounded familiar great minds think alike (mine)
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 September 2014 14:39 (eleven years ago)
Had a pumpkin spice hard cider yesterday and it was great.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 27 September 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)
you savage
― ⌘-B (mh), Saturday, 27 September 2014 15:13 (eleven years ago)
nutmeg has its niche
― Aimless, Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)
my wife is always telling me to get on facebook. i say, if i wanted to give up my constitutional rights, i'd move to north korea!
but seriously, i'd bet if facebook closed down for one day, not only would american offices be more productive, we'd find the cure for cancer and solve the global financial crisis in one day!
i mean, i wonder how facebook employees kill time at work? i mean, what, are they all on myspace or something?
― bryan danielson (missingNO), Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)
Please ladies and gentlemen, a warm round of applause for missing "Shecky" NO. He's here all week.
Also:I had an apple juice with pumpkin spice vodka a few years ago and it was quite nice.
― nickn, Saturday, 27 September 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)
How long are you here for?
― Mark G, Sunday, 28 September 2014 16:56 (eleven years ago)
Please ladies and gentlemen germs
fixed
― Aimless, Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:18 (eleven years ago)
The comic says germs, the MC says gentlemen. And based on my history, I'll be here the rest of my life.
― nickn, Sunday, 28 September 2014 20:06 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1779970_733580726686928_1815861250_n.jpg?oh=9f2390359c491bdbb11450753bf83bc1&oe=54BF2EBF
― nickn, Sunday, 28 September 2014 22:53 (eleven years ago)
Unless you have siblings.
― Iain Mew (if), Sunday, 28 September 2014 22:56 (eleven years ago)
I can't be the only one who struggled to parse that as a Robyn parody.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 28 September 2014 23:00 (eleven years ago)
No fucking clue what my mom's heart sounded like from the inside. Pretty sure I don't have any actual memories until 3 or 4?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 28 September 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)
milos a-y were obv not up to scratch, averaged 1.5 months each
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 September 2014 23:06 (eleven years ago)
babies grow in the womb not the heart author rachel morans
― sktsh, Sunday, 28 September 2014 23:48 (eleven years ago)
enlarged baby heart is a real problem sktsh
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 29 September 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)
i'm a test tube baby
― flatizza (harbl), Monday, 29 September 2014 00:40 (eleven years ago)
There's just no justice in the world.
http://www.maniacworld.com/steve-jobs-vs-dennis-ritchie.jpg
― Non-Stop Hongrotic Cabaret (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:01 (eleven years ago)
We would all read in Binary..
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:27 (eleven years ago)
Not that I'm unsympathetic to the idea that the cult of the superstar tech ceo is some bullshit
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:29 (eleven years ago)
No Programs
― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:32 (eleven years ago)
If Steve Jobs had had his way we'd all be speaking in hipster binary by now.
― Non-Stop Hongrotic Cabaret (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:34 (eleven years ago)
01100001 01101110 01101001 01101101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101100 01101100 01100101 01100011 01110100 01101001 01110110 01100101
― Mordy, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 12:52 (eleven years ago)
as if
― Evan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:21 (eleven years ago)
There's a parallel universe in which I can resist pasting Mordy's post into a translator.
I want to live there.
― Guinness on your moustache (onimo), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)
imagine there's no unixand there's no windows tooa large setback in computingno generic-text languages oh boo
― john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:26 (eleven years ago)
imagine there's no irises in eyes
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)
iMagine
― Non-Stop Hongrotic Cabaret (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:32 (eleven years ago)
two years ago we had Dennis Ritchie, Bob Windows and Johnny Unix
― Chimp Arsons, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)
it's funny how people think these things would not exist without one person. it is all so very Randian.
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)
Come up with the ten commandments, ignored (Moses)Become a hipster, sell stolen ideas, praised by media as Jesus of religion (Jesus)
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:30 (eleven years ago)