New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

obvs what they would say re their intent is its a nicer shinier apple post jobs

crisper?

My impression "HA HA these fucks already paid me, SUCK A DICK"

I def got a 'ehh this is borderline-offensive' feel when I saw the cover

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx1iH29IIAAJhD9.jpg

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6190/6113618125_f091da17bb_b.jpg

THAT was the magazine I was struggling to remember!

http://tracyma.com/

http://i.imgur.com/0bOgtf3.jpg

Dat font tho

xxxpost kinda reminiscent of kaz and michael dougan and some other folks

― arthur treacher, or the fall of the british empire (Jon Lewis), Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:03 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny ryan ripoff imo

The amount of anticipation I feel for tomorrow's delivery is really making me question my life choices and hate myself

eh just roll with it it's not like you preordered a car or a baby or a brick of weed or something

just use your phone to do good works. and then maybe leave it in a cab next month.

oh shit it's not time to admit I've bought a car, iphone, aspiring to brick of weed

no babies but a couple of friends and exes have had those lately

dropping those iphones

this is kind of amazing btw
http://https%3A//pbs.twimg.com/media/Bxr9HiBCQAAqCb1.jpg%3Alarge

no idea if it's real or fake:
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bxr9HiBCQAAqCb1.jpg

Fake
http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/freeu2.asp

aw, i so hoped

Anyone playing around with different keyboards? I downloaded SwiftKey and Swype and the swipe mechanism is definitely faster for me than the traditional keypad. SwiftKey seemed better but I'm scared of their "we track all of your keystrokes" steez and so I'm using Swype for now. Only thing that sucks is it's worse if you're trying to enter a weird word, it always guesses (wrong) and then if you backspace it deletes the whole word so you have to start over.

Been playing around with my 6 since this afternoon. I have to say it is just the best *feeling* phone I have ever used, just feels great in my hand. Touch ID works very well and used it with the app store already. Camera seems good but haven't really taken it out for a spin -- the new os8 slowmo and time lapse features are fun but not of much use to me. Screen is gorgeous, just jumps off the phone at you, especially when you look at the edges. Great to read on compared to prior iphones, usable for ebooks, pdfs, etc. Not a whole lot of specific ios8 or iphone 6 features that specifically jump out at me as radical so far, but part of that is the way software updates have become the delivery mechanism for most of the new features.

can we get a zing touch feature that puts the model of phone used at the bottom of our posts?

iPhone 6

Good idea

--posted from my lolphoneishueg iphone

iwatch

i love sending little voice messages with imessage. favorite part of ios8 so far

lol xp

I been using voice messages for years with WeChat

fuck a voicemail

i don't really think of it as voicemail. also it's very easy to use.

your friend,
bono

let me be clear to the whole world i dont want to hear your voice messages

--apple newton

is that juice's mom

http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4e4d5aa0eab8ea5f1600001a/image.jpg

hurting - 6 or 6+ ??

Thing's hueg. Like "Is that the new U2 album in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" hueg.

Regular 6. Just wanted to make a zing appropriate reference. It's not that huge.

Matt Yglesias ‏@mattyglesias 1m
Don’t understand why apple didn’t make iPhone 6 slightly thicker, with a bigger battery.

Bloop bleep yglesias, does not compute

F that, I like how thin my new 6 is. Helps make up for the largeness. (Which I by turns really enjoy and am getting angry at so I guess I'll just get used to it.)

yeah the thinness is great. If anything, I say make it wafer thin with a smaller battery, does this guy's house/office/coffee bar not have outlets or are we to believe he's outside for long periods of time?

So for those who have played around with iOS 8, does the music player still use that terrible menu where all an artist's songs are in one huge list grouped by album, instead of offering a submenu of album titles?

I lost my phone last weekend probably on purpose

yeah the thinness is great. If anything, I say make it wafer thin with a smaller battery, does this guy's house/office/coffee bar not have outlets or are we to believe he's outside for long periods of time?

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, September 19, 2014 11:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the most n00bish thing ive ever heard anyone say, omg its really great and cool charging ones phone in a bar ive been to a bar before haha guys

i love my phone being one millimeter thinner and the way it strikes fear into people and ruins their life cause it literally wont hold a charge for a full day of use

I charge my phone all day long at work

fucked up world our premiere consumer electronics provider wont supply us with a phone that doesnt require a charging strategy to function

I was being kind of facetious about the battery. I've actually found that in my first half day of use the battery life is pretty good. I left work at 630 with the thing about 70 percent charged and have since listened to multiple albums and podcasts, made calls, used browsers, downloaded apps, and generally used it abou 5x more than I would in a typical 6 hour period and its down to about 50%. Hard for me to imagine a full charge won't last me a full typical day.

sup from 6 😎😎😎😎😎😎

Like Gruber or somebody said, a hair thicker and the camera lens would have been flush and it could have had a battery comparable to the enormous 6+. I'm sure battery life OK today, but give it a year of use. During which time maybe you forget to plug it in and are looking at 20% first thing in the morning.

A tiny bit thicker and people wouldn't be buying so many charger cases.

http://i.imgur.com/vA8Bz5X.png

wow cutting edge apple crazy idea

i have ios 8 installed

ibooks changed colors when i walked into a darker room