why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

a pumpkin pie is a terrific pie

whereas I once had nachos around christmas time in london, and these london christmas nachos were awful let me tell you

steak fries

Trader Joe's now has Austrian pumpkin seed oil. If you do not know it, buy it and put some on a salad on maybe a fresh mozerellaCaprese salad kind of thing or put it in a soup. That stuff rules.

PUMPKIN

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/wgna.com/files/2012/11/Picture-307-630x472.jpg

pubkin pie dispender

My mother-in-law bakes us pumpkin pies all year.

what a delightful woman. please send her my regards.

http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/hecho-en-illinois/Content?oid=923678

Almost all the canned pumpkin in the U.S. comes from downstate Morton. Most of the people who pack it come from the tiny Mexican town of La Soledad.

worth a read

pumpkins are great, they taste great and also make cats poop

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quality drop shadow there on garfield, glad they took the time for that

had no idea garfield was from the south, this changes everything

Davis is from Indiana, which is definitely one of the souths of the north.

prove it

anyway I am from very northern indiana and I balk at indiana being southern

i was at a bus stop in gary once, gary is a p southern name

birthplace of famous country & western musician michael jackson

gary is the dumbest name for a city. the rest of the names have to be named bruce and carl and stuff or else.

Wilson Pickett was from Alabama, Sufjan.

had no idea there was an alabama in sufjan

Works oddly well to the ''Gary, Indiana'' tune actually

Sufjan, Alabama. Born and raised.

sweet potato pie >> pumpkin pie, mostly b/c of texture.

no idea about sweet potato lattes tho

you can eat as many pies as you want

helps cats poop

my cat eats too many envelopes sometimes and then needs help with that

she's stopped eating the pumpkin unfortunately and still isn't pooping :(

http://i.imgur.com/3QGXJYo.jpg

http://9buz.com/content/uploads//images/August2014/zinedine_zidane_i_once_cried_because_i_had_no_shoes_to_play_football_2014-07-09.jpg

just got shoes, don't got FEET

barf

haha that's kind of awesome if you don't think of it being real imo

especially if you don't read "rich" as metaphorical there

"I just remembered that I have feet and lots of money lol imma go buy some shoes"

yep

http://i.imgur.com/uRMyU9z.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iaCTdBqpIyU/hqdefault.jpg

"You see a hostile headless."

gite privilege

The ransom note pasting happening here...

http://i.imgur.com/QMara3A.jpg

If you actually understand these jokes and cannot wait to tell all your

other

Arkansas

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in

literally anywhere

initials at the bottom are DPJ. Maybe this is the work of an Arkansas-universe DJP?

oh, you mean famed ILXor HOWDY DERE?

Seriously, replace the word "chilly" with "warm" and you could completely turn that into an Iowa macro.

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"If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Michigan." -Jeff Foxworthy.

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thank you for the laffs, oh arkansas

would you just look at all those states where women know how to use their jumper cables. next thing you know, they'll pumping their own gas too.

pretty sure it's about wisconsin