Bait My Clickhole

Trying to figure out whether the fact that all Clickhole videos play a Jack Links jerky ad that continues playing after I click "skip", gets to the end, and then doesn't load the actual video (or alternatively, if I don't click "skip", plays to the end and then doesn't load the actual video), forcing me to click play on the player or reload the page, whereupon in either case I end up back at the beginning of the Jack Links jerky ad, in an eternal loop of wolf growls, is some kind of meta-Clickhole joke about the pointlessness of the modern online experience. Maybe the actual videos don't even exist.

Whole thing's making me a little hangry.

― Plasmon, Thursday, 18 September 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

how does jack links have the budget to fund this whole site? do people really eat that much beef jerky? I think I have seen someone eat beef jerky like once in my life

― iatee, Thursday, 18 September 2014 03:15 (eleven years ago)

i love beef jerky

― lag∞n, Thursday, 18 September 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)

prob become more popular in our current low-carb climate

― lag∞n, Thursday, 18 September 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

jack links is prob nast tho

― lag∞n, Thursday, 18 September 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

I feel like beef just isn't very snacky in nature

― iatee, Thursday, 18 September 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)

not usually its true

― lag∞n, Thursday, 18 September 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

but what about if we dried it out for u

― lag∞n, Thursday, 18 September 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-summer-sequels-are-you-most-excited-see-thea-489

― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Thursday, 18 September 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

United 94

guilty lol

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 18 September 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

I had some jack links turkey product today

― ⌘-B (mh), Thursday, 18 September 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)

beef jerky is great, turkey jerky is a thought i wish i never had

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 18 September 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)

I strictly fux with Oh Boy! Oberto

― The Reverend, Friday, 19 September 2014 08:59 (eleven years ago)

(fun fact: I live pretty much down the street from their factory)

― The Reverend, Friday, 19 September 2014 08:59 (eleven years ago)

does it smell like beef?

― ⌘-B (mh), Friday, 19 September 2014 13:15 (eleven years ago)

bravo...

http://www.clickhole.com/video/if-you-dont-think-you-have-any-racial-prejudices-y-1026

― scott seward, Friday, 19 September 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

Wow. Very Tim & Eric.

― Evan, Friday, 19 September 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-summer-sequels-are-you-most-excited-see-thea-489

― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Thursday, September 18, 2014 4:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This started out as the kind of thing that seemed like anyone could write, but got way funnier than I expected.

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 September 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, by the time it got to "U2 3D 2: U3 4D" I knew it was worth reading to the bottom.

― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Friday, 19 September 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)

There Will Be Blood 2: There Is Currently Blood

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 September 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)

mmm

― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 19 September 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)

most of the time when i try to watch a Clickhole video, it ends up showing me the ad twice and never gets to the actual video. very deep satire.

― some dude, Friday, 19 September 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/internet-theory-suggests-all-pixar-fans-live-same--1015

― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-reasons-we-love-scandal-not-we-need-justify-our--617

― Mordy, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/3302/original/640.jpg
I don't know why I love this one so much but I do

― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-pure-are-you-take-our-purity-test-1059
http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-ridiculous-historical-stories-you-think-are-true-1052

successful day

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-women-what-bats-taste-and-most-them-di-1011

― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/can-you-complete-classic-movie-quote-952

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)

I could just become a Clickhole aggregator and die a happy man

― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)

nobody puts baby in a blender

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

here's looking at you, shrek from shrek

― Mordy, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-had-put-end-it-how-one-college-lowered-its-sexu-753

― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

ouch

― ⌘-B (mh), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 13:56 (eleven years ago)

xxp I actually chose correctly on the Casablanca one.

― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 14:08 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-deliberate-misspellings-1041

― lag∞n, Thursday, 25 September 2014 05:04 (eleven years ago)

its like theyre actually really funny

― lag∞n, Thursday, 25 September 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

Correct! Who could forget, in Taxi Driver, when De Niro looks at himself in the mirror and asks his reflection, “You talking to Sharby?” referring to a character who never actually appears in the film but is nonetheless referenced in this iconic scene.

dying

― lag∞n, Thursday, 25 September 2014 05:11 (eleven years ago)

actually laughed out loud at "Larminard Darzingargle"

― Untitled Female Spiderverse (silverfish), Thursday, 25 September 2014 12:11 (eleven years ago)

that is such a perfect string of syllables

― Untitled Female Spiderverse (silverfish), Thursday, 25 September 2014 12:12 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-ways-isis-can-reduce-its-carbon-footprint-1053

― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 25 September 2014 13:53 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-am-everywhere-1028

― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 25 September 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

6. Too Many Phones: There’s one iPhone 6 in each box, prompting some people to complain that this is too many phones. But what was Apple supposed to do? Put zero phones in each box? That’s definitely not enough phones.

― lag∞n, Friday, 26 September 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-dads-friends-you-should-drop-line-995

― schlump, Friday, 26 September 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

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