why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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the bananas look literally disgusting

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

like they're covered in someone's finger grease

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

calm down

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

ok

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 04:39 (eleven years ago)

hello

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 08:16 (eleven years ago)

"HELLO"

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)

Little more clever than the typical "don't talk to me until I had my coffee" shit

Evan, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)

or ".....shit" coffee

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

ew. Quick, don't picture the next panel.

Evan, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)

It was shared by an old widow too!

how's life, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

What was?

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)

The mushroom

odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

27,035 shares.

Barnaby, Hardly, Friday, 12 September 2014 12:15 (eleven years ago)

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Aircraft flying in from the northwest use the FRDMM arrival, taking them over waypoints “WEEEE,” “WLLLL,” “NEVVR,” “FORGT” and “SEP11.” Flights from the southwest use the TRUPS arrival and cross waypoints “USAAY,” “WEEDU,” “SUPRT,” “OOURR” and “TRUPS.”

ey mk II, Friday, 12 September 2014 12:49 (eleven years ago)

what. the. fuck.

how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 13:11 (eleven years ago)

ok, I took that to be satire, but I guess it's legit.

http://www.faa.gov/nextgen/slides/?slide=10

how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 13:14 (eleven years ago)

approaching pilots are going to sound like they're on quaaludes

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 September 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)

"WEEEE" just reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BorQ_ULcvss

how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 14:45 (eleven years ago)

those halcyon days

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 September 2014 14:46 (eleven years ago)

Hey, I didn't want that to pop into my brain. I just saw "WEEEE" and that's what happened, so I thought I'd make it happen for you too.

how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 14:49 (eleven years ago)

TBF I thought that song was teh funny in 1999

monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Friday, 12 September 2014 14:57 (eleven years ago)

suprt oourr trups

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 13 September 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

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wins, Saturday, 13 September 2014 13:32 (eleven years ago)

Surprised that doesn't say female instincts.

cheese is never wrong (doo dah), Saturday, 13 September 2014 13:47 (eleven years ago)

a sandwich made from just bread and mayonnaise

flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 13 September 2014 14:03 (eleven years ago)

and liver

for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 13 September 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)

love the sheer laziness of the construction. "pull out some bread and mayo"

wins, Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vlUUg5l.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)

And I don't know, man, but it seems like if you remember this movie, you weren't doing it right.

http://i.imgur.com/akGVUi7.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

I LOLed despite myself.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10603259_846537552046583_4701692891300383076_n.jpg?oh=30dbc7076ea31602524e848e30ca1753&oe=54C4DA3B&__gda__=1422466947_5acb3e8274945647564eb00ee31dd5b7

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:50 (eleven years ago)

This morning is the first time I've heard of this "white girl"/pumpkins thing, but apparently it really has legs.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:53 (eleven years ago)

I saw two African American women in the grocery store this weekend spin around and exalt surprise that pumpkin egg nog was already available. "It's here!"

And I guess I'm comfortable enough in my racism to admit my first thought was "Huh, how 'bout that?" Because the white women I work with will not stfu about pumpkin spice latte.

pplains, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 14:03 (eleven years ago)

it's a bacon/mustache/zombie level all of a sudden

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)

Do only women drink pumpkin ale?

peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)

No idea, but yes.

everything, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)

White women, they like pumpkin stuff like this. Black women, now, they like pumpkin stuff like ... this. Am I right? Ohh, yeah - this dude in the third row, he knows what I'm talkin' about!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:00 (eleven years ago)

i saw 4 yoga pants white girls walking through my hood yesterday, one of them holding a 6-pack of pumpkin beer

full disclosure i really like pumpkin beer

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)

pumpkin beer is upsetting. i do not like it

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)

I had a pumpkin spice latte once before I actually liked coffee, it was gross. In terms of non-pie pumpkin-flavored things, pumpkin ice cream is where it is unquestionably at.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)

This is a v.v. good pumpkin beer and I generally don't like them

http://france44.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/320x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/n/b/nb-pumpkick-6.gif

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)

i've been feeding my cat pureed pumpkin because it's a natural laxative but now it's getting hard to find at grocery stores

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)

pumpkin pie is the only legitimate pumpkin dish imo

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)

^^^

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)


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