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did they say anything abt the watch battery life, u gonna have to charge that thing every night

they didn't

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)

lol uh oh

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)

It syncs with your heartbeat. If it dies ... you die!

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)

rip brave watch

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

you charge it kinetically every night in front of a portrait of steve jobs

― wolves at doors: they flan @ u face (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

does it charge from butt jucies

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

*charges self kinetically until he goes blind*

― famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DeD4hl5.jpg

This is so stupid

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

no more plugging it into the wall! you just become subtly weaker, faster.

― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

what a beautiful day

― Euler, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)

apple.com was overhauled. neat.

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)

http://cnet3.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2013/10/02/2a58a0f3-6de9-11e3-913e-14feb5ca9861/resize/620x/56c379c26773caa4537d008ae0880c50/Gearselfie.jpg

― pplains, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)

does the iwatch health app keep track of pooping? $350 is a lot for that but it's pooping we're talking about so

― Euler, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)

why do you think you put in your butt jeeze

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)

http://www.apple.com/watch/films/#film-design

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:07 (eleven years ago)

ibutt

― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:08 (eleven years ago)

hey at least we are done with the google glasses now

― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

ipooped, is there an app for that? would be most used

― Euler, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

i'd buy this for 200 or less http://images.apple.com/watch/apple-watch/images/collection_15_large_2x.jpg

― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

yeah google glass seems basically dead

― iatee, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)

google barely mentioned it at their developers conference a couple months ago

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:12 (eleven years ago)

Can I buy two of these watches and wear one around each ear?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)

if u want

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)

epic lifehack

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:15 (eleven years ago)

Ellen DeGeneres - @TheEllenShow
So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.

and they posted this on their front page.

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:17 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxHPc8FIUAAVk9H.jpg:large

― caek, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxHPc8FIUAAVk9H.jpg

― caek, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

Wondering how many people in the try out section are drawing dicks and sending them to each other right now

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

Looool xp

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

https://d262ilb51hltx0.cloudfront.net/max/2000/1*0YQ_ef5hkep-BfwYiXuIew.jpeg

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)

lmao caek

― iatee, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)

The Moto X watch looks so good in comparison.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)

Good stuff, cake and ice cream.

― pplains, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)

no doubt

― goole, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:22 (eleven years ago)

theyre both from here https://medium.com/message/apple-liveblog-september-9-2014-6a04ee8edd2

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:22 (eleven years ago)

i have a samsung

― goole, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:23 (eleven years ago)

apple website responsive now, lol at open face hamburger button

http://i.imgur.com/DppzRT5.png

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)

sry i laughed at u button

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:44 (eleven years ago)

"Experience the keynote" <-- really?

― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:46 (eleven years ago)

rip ipod classic btw

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:46 (eleven years ago)

Finally

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:49 (eleven years ago)

ipod > iwatch

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)

^^^^^

― famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/perpetua/status/509426350655307776

I lolled

― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)

did anyone say anything worthwhile in this thread while i wasn't reading it?

― markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

― Euler, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

it would be cool if the only people who could comment on this stuff were the people who payed attention to it more than two or three times a year

― markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:03 (eleven years ago)

xpost thanks

― markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:03 (eleven years ago)

Are you gonna buy a WATCH markers? I don't think you can because you don't even have an iPhone

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:03 (eleven years ago)

once i fix that little problem i will

― markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)

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