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there is no wearable tech problem

caek, plenty of comments about people not wanting/needing watches. That's not the only critique, but it's one of them.

I know I got attacked for talking about watches, here or the watch thread? But you all are ridiculous to assume "nobody wear's watches anymore".

It’s a declining ~50B business (Apple’s market cap is ~600B).

there is no wearable tech problem

this

can i play super mario bros on watch?

DIETER BOHN11:28:57 AM PDT
You can also send you heartbeat, it reads your heartbeat and then the receiver feels a vibration that actually matches your pulse.

i own a gps running watch btw everyone way ahead of the curve here

Walking directions seems kinda cool

Too bad 90% of America lives in a suburb and never walks

WatchKit

this is all truly hilarious

http://www.led-forever.com/led_watch_images/Hewlett-Packard/HP-01/HP-01_models_top_03.jpg

If anything i'll use the goddam phone much less.

wearable tech is awkward
subdermal tech is scary
bring back the atari joystick

psyched 4 icockring

So how is this better than a Moto 360 or whatever? Not looks, that's for sure

xp sorry, ring

Will be miserable to watch video from a gig and have the footage shake at the end of each song while the audience member applauds.

“Apple Watch is the most personal device we’ve ever created.”
– Tim Cook

this sounds like you are supposed to put Apple Watch in your butt

None of the features they showed would be preferable to do from a watch instead of a phone

u can share your strokes with anyone, requires ibuttplug xp

NILAY PATEL11:34:47 AM PDT
I'll put it this way: I'm going to buy this watch. It looks really cool. I suspect many people reading this will buy one as well. But I haven't seen anything that makes this something every single iPhone owner must buy. And isn't that the game?

http://static.tumblr.com/ak76j0d/ts5lhveyb/nilay_aboutme.jpg

hey wait, could I potentially start my car with my watch? that would be useful

this sounds like you are supposed to put Apple Watch in your butt

― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, September 9, 2014 2:35 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh ur supposed to but all apple products in yr butt hello

do you recommend starting with the smaller size

just show the animated mickey mouse clock face again, goddamnit.

do you recommend starting with the smaller size

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, September 9, 2014 2:37 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes read my ebook

hey wait, could I potentially start my car with my watch? that would be useful

― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, September 9, 2014 2:36 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or... with yr phone

until it runs out of batteries

uh ur supposed to but all apple products in yr butt hello

that explains the shape of the Mac Pro

so what's this gonna cost?

NILAY PATEL11:38:10 AM PDT
"Apple Watch is going to change the way we look at fitness." That is a bold claim, and pure Tim Cook.

pure tim cook

Tim Cooked

finally I can point my watch at my phone and re-create the opening titles to 60s doctor who

It starts at $349

lolololololol

Early 2015

smdh

NOPE

lawl

so the iwatch is primarily intended as a $350 remote for the iphone? you just leave your phone in your bag/pocket and use this instead? i can see some sell through as a fashion accessory and them trying to push the suggestion that you look lame with your phone out in a social setting because yeah, everyone does look lame with their phone out. looking forward to 'lol u r so last year' for folks who have their phones in there hand ad shaming and upgrading to some variant on this model when it comes standard with the iphone in three years.

teehee

RIP Steve Jobs

wow, that is almost twice the cost of nintendo's virtual boy when it was first released

What happens when your iPhone battery dies?

http://i.imgur.com/eHuDChQ.jpg

you cant use your credit card anymore xp

http://d35lb3dl296zwu.cloudfront.net/uploads/photo/image/18090/DSC_5410.jpg

omg this is real

“Sitting less can go a long way towards improving your health.”
– Jay Blahnik

u2 finally

What happens when your iPhone battery dies?

I'm not currently using my iPhone as a key for anything, so usually I get annoyed that I can't log into Simpsons: Tapped Out or Tiny Tower