New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

xp re: 16GB > 64GB jump (and, last time, iPhone 5C)

wait so the base level with contract is $199 for bigger screen and doodads and the exact same storage as the iphone 5? wtf

― you must have me confused with my stacked as fuck and imposing friend (jjjusten), Tuesday, September 9, 2014 1:51 PM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they gonna get ur $100

Is anyone without an MBA interested in Apple Pay?

You can fit an iPad Mini into a man's pants pocket, I don't think any of these phones will be a problem

don't you guys all store stuff in the cloud, I have no idea how much space my phone even has

"I don't know about you, but I'm looking for some Beats headphones."

Lol fuck Apple for not making 32GB the default and instead having a weird jump from 16 -> 64

― 龜, Tuesday, September 9, 2014 10:40 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol fuck Apple for not making 32GB the default and instead having a weird jump from 16 -> 64

― 龜, Tuesday, September 9, 2014 10:40 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol fuck Apple for not making 32GB the default and instead having a weird jump from 16 -> 64

― 龜, Tuesday, September 9, 2014 10:40 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is anyone without an MBA interested in Apple Pay?

I am interested in "Add new car":
https://twitter.com/jgownder/status/509398274659201024/photo/1

Lol fuck Apple for not making 32GB the default and instead having a weird jump from 16 -> 64

― 龜, Tuesday, September 9, 2014 1:40 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

At least they're not nervy enough to charge $100 for a 16gb memory upgrade again. A 16gb USB stick costs what, $8?

Is anyone without an MBA interested in Apple Pay?

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, September 9, 2014 1:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it wld be cool to not have to carry a wallet at all at some point in the distant future but obvs as presented today this is irrelevant to p much everyone paying for things is not hard and doesnt need to be disrupted

taking out your wallet to pay for something and taking out your phone to pay for something is basically the same amount of effort

if only there were another way...a wearable way perhaps....

Oh shit a watch

tho if u can buy things online just by touching yr home button w/o having to enter any info that is pretty useful

taking out your wallet to pay for something and taking out your phone to pay for something is basically the same amount of effort

I'd argue more:

1. pull out phone
2. unlock phone
3. open app
4. choose card

vs.

1. pull out wallet
2. choose card

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxHBN-tIIAAdLUf.jpg

eh

This is the ugliest watch I have ever seen

ok. wtf.

It's precise — synced to the universal time standard. You can customize (we don't know how yet).

over tcp/ip. lol.

pretty much just looks like that pebble or whatever it was called

http://i.imgur.com/kOaP9VD.jpg

L-R: Tim Cook, Me

I have a watch. I quit wearing it when the battery died because I realized I had a perfectly fine clock on my phone. I might get the battery replaced at some point, but I kind of don't miss my watch these days. Good luck with that, Apple.

h8 wearing watches

h8 time

http://d35lb3dl296zwu.cloudfront.net/uploads/photo/image/17938/DSC_5000.jpg

wow. i love apple id. but this shit is ugly.

time is a construct man

jfc

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxHB5whIQAA-clf.jpg

Thick font for a thick watch

they r standing and applauding this new watch, they are all the same guy

sorry guys. digital crown is cool.

http://d35lb3dl296zwu.cloudfront.net/uploads/photo/image/17940/DSC_5003.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX5qtSzcZ0A

that guy doesn't actually look that excited

Somehow I'm already thinking we won't ever see a WATCH 2.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxHB5krIcAILkjf.png

http://i.imgur.com/eWJUYY7.jpg

The circle thing can turn

no sdk/app store?

Jony Ives should have his knighthood taken away

http://i.imgur.com/eWJUYY7.jpg

tim cook's facial expression is perfect

fuk wearing watch on left wrist.

Also will any women wear this?

gruber is going to go bananas for this

he'll call the new typeface "bold"

all those dots on the watch home screen are kinda giving me lotus pod heebie jeebies

Benedict Evans ‏@BenedictEvans 3s
Social messaging on the Apple watch is going to be insane. Already showed a Yo use case.

I'd imagine you can flip it around and where it on the right wrist, the crown would be on the bottom then but that'd be the only difference. Maybe not.

YOU CAN EVEN SHARE YOUR OWN HEARTBEAT

does it work with ping?

why would you reveal a new product w/ a super tiny screen 10 mins after you just had to publicly accept that people really like big screens

haha tru

BECAUSE

the watch provides a comprehensive picture of your daily activity

"We have worked closely with horological experts" to understand timekeeping, Ive says.

jfc