shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

― gbx, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

okay

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

the Sun ran a story a while back abt a woman w/ the same disorder which was a series of gross misrepresentations implicitly inviting the audience to laugh at her predicament ("film at 11" etc). daresay this is along much the same lines

― well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 07:26 (eleven years ago)

from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2769462/Is-really-Un-Fears-health-North-Korean-dictator-weeks-without-public-appearance.html:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/eatmorefish/emmental_zpse2d3711d.png

― Larminard Darzingargle (silverfish), Monday, 29 September 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

tbf north korea kinda looks like an onion article but isn't

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 September 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

http://www.salon.com/2014/09/29/my_boyfriend_lives_in_a_dumpster/

*Shakes head* White ppl

― 龜, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:45 (eleven years ago)

we prefer "melanin challenged"

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:53 (eleven years ago)

Misread 'every now and then a student takes a shift in the dumpster'

― ljubljana, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 00:39 (eleven years ago)

Caffeine-infused underwear not a weight loss aid, US regulators say

― TTAGGGTTAGGG (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)

"Taliban make horrible Twitter gaffe"

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/secretly-located-taliban-official-denies-revealing-whereabouts-after-twitter-gaffe-tags-him-in-pakistan-9775316.html

― some dude, Sunday, 5 October 2014 11:46 (eleven years ago)

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/oregon-man-robbed-of-new-gun-by-armed-man

http://i.imgur.com/wc4jOUJ.png

― 龜, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)

if only there were a good guy with a gun there to prevent the robbery.

― wmlynch, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)

Fracking company teams up with Susan G. Komen, introduces pink drill bits “for the cure”

http://media.salon.com/2014/10/10-620x350.jpg

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)

a Komen spokeswoman said that the partnership “grew from Baker Hughes’ involvement in our Houston Race for the Cure” and that “the issue is personal to them and their employees,” adding that “the evidence to this point does not establish a connection between fracking and breast cancer.”

― een, Thursday, 9 October 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

http://theweek.com/article/index/269570/why-the-rise-of-cosplay-is-a-bad-sign-for-the-us-economy

― goole, Thursday, 9 October 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)

LOL

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 9 October 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)

Many of the 130,000 people who attend the San Diego Comic Con every year invest big bucks in elaborate outfits as a way of showing off their favorite Japanese characters, as well as those from American superhero movies, comics, and "genre" televisions shows such as Game of Thrones.

-- WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE QUOTE MARKS IN THIS SENTENCE? - Ed.

― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 October 2014 18:23 (eleven years ago)

oh that's great

― gbx, Thursday, 9 October 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)

When you're disillusioned with the reality of your early adult life, dressing up like Doctor Who starts looking better and better.

― ogmor, Thursday, 9 October 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)

i wish that was actually a serious indictment of cosplay rather than an article about millennials+economy everyone's read a million times already but with an arbitrary clickbait title

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 9 October 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)

"Ernie Hudson Thinks All-Female Ghostbusters Is A Bad Idea"

― who cares? the moon sucks. (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 9 October 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

dude didn't have the balls to make it a serious indictment of cosplay
i just spent the day at NYComicCon; cosplay in mass groups is great fun as long as nobody tries to make me do it.

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 October 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

cosplay is too expensive man
but i still appreciate others putting in the effort

― Nhex, Friday, 10 October 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

different thread for this really but
http://www.adafruit.com/blog/2014/06/25/prince-robot-vi-cosplay-from-saga-with-working-tv-head/

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 October 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/21/compliments-are-nice-but-enough-with-the-cormac-mccarthy-comparisons.html

― anonanon, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 20:06 (eleven years ago)

http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/887300.shtml

Context: Global Times is the official English-language mouthpiece of the Chinese Communist Party

After listening to "Edge of Revolution," a new song by the Candian band Nickelback, one can easily understand how clever the West is in expressing and propagating its views.
In this song, a new generation, especially teenagers, are seduced into agitating against the state. But unfortunately this agitation is called "revolution."
This song was released by the same Western media which emphasizes the promotion of democratic values and traditions and teaches us the lessons of democracy. Is it possible that a media that trusts in democracy can bring about change by agitation and revolution?

― 龜, Sunday, 26 October 2014 12:27 (eleven years ago)

I guess that means they're on team Avril, then?

― StanM, Sunday, 26 October 2014 12:50 (eleven years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/11187063/Professor-suspended-from-top-university-for-giving-off-negative-vibes.html

― the tune was space, Sunday, 26 October 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)

*sigh*

― StanM, Sunday, 26 October 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)

*appropriate sigh*

― jmm, Sunday, 26 October 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)

http://abc7.com/news/lax-flight-delayed-after-wifi-hotspot-name-prompts-concerns/367110/

― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:06 (eleven years ago)

that mccarthy article tho

― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:09 (eleven years ago)

yeah that whole thing was one long o_O

― Vomits of a Missionary (bernard snowy), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)

The last time I called Time Warner with internet problems, the nice woman on the other end asked me if I wanted to change my wi-fi network name to "trick my neighbors" e.g. with something like "FBI surveillance network"

above and beyond, their customer service

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 October 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)

TBF if I were a TWC service rep I would say shit like that too and wait to see how long it took my supervisors to catch on

― 龜, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)

xp lol seriously? that is awful

― Nhex, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)

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