why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Flip-flops: my childhood was awesome!
Licking the batter off the spoon: my childhood was awesome!
Getting all dressed up for gramma's funeral: fuck, you're right. my childhood had its rough patches too.

how's life, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)

But I love the meme-responding-to-meme thing. People take some time out of their lives to make some stuff, don't they?

how's life, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)

Yes, no criminal was every severely beaten as a child. In fact, there's no connection whatsoever and no such thing as a cycle of abuse. Thanks, Facebook Guy!

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)

'Your kid's childhood was probably even worse. Your grandchild is possibly dead'

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:30 (eleven years ago)

reminds me of this which is one of my favorite FB things

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/969904_529045880509234_1379292670_n.jpg?oh=bbbd3f0ff7a60b6e59b467c01699646f&oe=548DF1CE

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:32 (eleven years ago)

haha christ some people hate children so much

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:36 (eleven years ago)

holy shit

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

SharesFromYourAunt.com

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)

anyone who frequents this thread needs to follow that page

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

just tried to click "like" on sunny's post

corporal punishment stans are such muppets, and yeah of course most criminals have experienced no violent chastisement as children duh yeah

Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)

jfc have to hope everyone who shares that goes on a list somewhere

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)

Um... you guys do realise that's a joke, right?

emil.y, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)

Or, wait, are you all talking about the flip-flop/spoon/belt one? Because yeah, I guess that isn't a joke.

emil.y, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

way to douse the fire of our outrage, e.mily. jeez

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)

yeah i picked up the bit about murdering your kids probly being a joke

Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)

Well, "holy shit" and "put those people on a list" sound like pretty sincere responses to a ludicrous statement, so I honestly wasn't sure.

emil.y, Friday, 5 September 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

cool joke

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 16:46 (eleven years ago)

this is not an image macro but what is it about having a child that makes you think this is cool & want to ruin halloween

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10527258_857336577640258_1742222428980708435_n.jpg?oh=30ae691976a5f77435bb93a5bfa1eae6&oe=5496EB52

flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)

horrific

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

I mean, that's basically just old school home magazine stuff, right? Though I admit I'd be irritated if someone started pushing for a crazy lifehack where an ordinary pinecone becomes... a birdfeeder!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

is that celery and mandarin? gross

uxorious gazumping (monotony), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

the bananas look literally disgusting

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

like they're covered in someone's finger grease

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

calm down

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

ok

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 04:39 (eleven years ago)

hello

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 08:16 (eleven years ago)

"HELLO"

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)

Little more clever than the typical "don't talk to me until I had my coffee" shit

Evan, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)

or ".....shit" coffee

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

ew. Quick, don't picture the next panel.

Evan, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)

It was shared by an old widow too!

how's life, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

What was?

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)

The mushroom

odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

27,035 shares.

Barnaby, Hardly, Friday, 12 September 2014 12:15 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10628556_767444016630556_338548449934393324_n.jpg?oh=f428e78e26118cb7223434572c0b7df0&oe=548B5C50&__gda__=1417954073_a817a88e2e4307482fbab9b2960f345f

Aircraft flying in from the northwest use the FRDMM arrival, taking them over waypoints “WEEEE,” “WLLLL,” “NEVVR,” “FORGT” and “SEP11.” Flights from the southwest use the TRUPS arrival and cross waypoints “USAAY,” “WEEDU,” “SUPRT,” “OOURR” and “TRUPS.”

ey mk II, Friday, 12 September 2014 12:49 (eleven years ago)

what. the. fuck.

how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 13:11 (eleven years ago)

ok, I took that to be satire, but I guess it's legit.

http://www.faa.gov/nextgen/slides/?slide=10

how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 13:14 (eleven years ago)

approaching pilots are going to sound like they're on quaaludes

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 September 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)

"WEEEE" just reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BorQ_ULcvss

how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 14:45 (eleven years ago)

those halcyon days

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 September 2014 14:46 (eleven years ago)

Hey, I didn't want that to pop into my brain. I just saw "WEEEE" and that's what happened, so I thought I'd make it happen for you too.

how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 14:49 (eleven years ago)

TBF I thought that song was teh funny in 1999

monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Friday, 12 September 2014 14:57 (eleven years ago)

suprt oourr trups

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 13 September 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)


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