i overheard three separate clients plus a department in the hotel request ice buckets on the same day last week; also i had to help someone convert their ice bucket challenge video from horizontal to vertical
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 29 August 2014 21:32 (eleven years ago)
xpost, the font was on the image that wouldn't appear:http://suhanijain.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/health-quote.jpg
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 29 August 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)
oh bother:http://suhanijain.com/2013/03/12/quotes-on-health-whenever-you-see-the-words-fat-free/
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 29 August 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)
an old acquaintance from high school (she was in choir with me, and was my madrigals partner) recently went through a pre-emptive mastectomy due to having an 85% risk of acquiring breast cancer due to a rare disorder. And then not too long after, she went through a divorce with her husband of three years. they took a selfie of them smiling together from the courthouse, not as a means of "LOL", but showing that divorce doesn't have to wreck the two of you afterwards, and that they still care for each other.
it went viral over the internet and they've become known as the divorce selfie couple and even though it's the most innocuous thing on the planet the vitriol some bro-ish assholes spewed at them just makes me think that people can shit on anything. oi...
― Neanderthal, Friday, 29 August 2014 22:09 (eleven years ago)
whoa i heard about that on AM radio!
― flatizza (harbl), Friday, 29 August 2014 22:10 (eleven years ago)
yeah it blew up fast. she posted it on her FB only about a week ago, a few small blogs got wind of it, then HuffPo got it and that kind of kickstarted it exploding.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 29 August 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)
I sometimes see the words "fat free" emblazoned on items that only a very stupid or ignorant person would not already know were fat free, such as those bags of "baby" carrots. To the best of my knowledge, those carrots do not resemble a chemical shit storm. They're just mechanically-reshaped carrot chunks in a plastic bag. The same goes for skim milk and a bunch of other innocuous foodstuffs that have been subjected to the attention of marketing teams.
― Aimless, Friday, 29 August 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)
baby carrots are also gluten-free #protip #paleo #babycarrots #beastmode
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 30 August 2014 00:23 (eleven years ago)
Just remember, think CHEMICAL SH*TSTORM!!!!!!!!!!!
― Spencer Chow, Saturday, 30 August 2014 05:22 (eleven years ago)
which military intervention in the middle east was that again? i lose track
― Daphnis Celesta, Saturday, 30 August 2014 08:18 (eleven years ago)
ha
― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 August 2014 09:13 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1474589_10153534251255230_1808621433_n.jpg?oh=fc64e2b980444a49fc54aa78172d6359&oe=546704E8&__gda__=1415970354_0a5cb151341bcdd4c12d5b513f5b3e2e
― how's life, Sunday, 31 August 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)
gross
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 August 2014 23:52 (eleven years ago)
what a waste of a banana
― j., Sunday, 31 August 2014 23:52 (eleven years ago)
banana taste would completely ruin delicious candy corn taste
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 31 August 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)
Would eat.
― Jeff, Monday, 1 September 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)
fp
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 September 2014 00:22 (eleven years ago)
like, in theory that's not offensive but something about the title with the parenthetical is really nauseating
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 September 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)
http://static.flickr.com/66/228881206_d28a586bc0.jpg
― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 September 2014 08:17 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ARkjLIY.jpg
Prince Charmin, the toliet paper prince
― li'l sebastian, Monday, 1 September 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)
TattoosNo Regrets
― flatizza (harbl), Monday, 1 September 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02511/katidis_2511968b.jpg
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 1 September 2014 16:03 (eleven years ago)
fascist say hi to me
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 September 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)
things i got by searching for "mr whipple tattoo":
http://www.sacred-texts.com/nam/sw/35p/img/455.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cz1hLjRgl5Y/UnVXCziwI2I/AAAAAAADEy0/e0BdzO3T-vg/s1600/main+house+lower+floor+IIHIH.png
http://timemilitary.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/99158573-copy.jpg?w=480&h=320&crop=1
http://www.gastrotraining.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Image-7-whipples.jpg
http://cloudfront-assets.reason.com/assets/mc/tcavanaugh/chicktracthaters.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 September 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)
That last one is inexplicably down on eyeglasses and bow ties.
― Aimless, Monday, 1 September 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)
http://photos.costume-works.com/full/charmin_n_mr_whipple.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 1 September 2014 16:30 (eleven years ago)
Mister Whipple! Lord, lord.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 September 2014 19:12 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-a-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/997061_893428127336996_8467564458766380230_n.jpg?oh=d6fe71dbac4385265e11c627b8e8a6a2&oe=547D48B8
― goth colouring book (anagram), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 07:37 (eleven years ago)
I hate those ppl who add up differently from me
is that a gravestone
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 09:07 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10308720_10152448225076264_6257788621794727905_n.jpg?oh=235aef0c71f97dfb7b7f05af98da5503&oe=547EECB0
― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 10:53 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1724176_10153869843595717_1445512569_n.jpg?oh=84a61082fad09cad85e4290ae1110fee&oe=54811923
― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 10:54 (eleven years ago)
artisanally hand-made special needs children
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 17:00 (eleven years ago)
Discriminating against people with weak hearts.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 17:19 (eleven years ago)
who are all these non-unique children that are getting so much attention at the expense of all the unique children in the world? sounds like that clone army is advancing quicker than any of us could have imagined.
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/27/27182/original/700.hq.jpg?8563
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 06:07 (eleven years ago)
"ICE BUCKET""ALS"crying statue of libertynomiHATEFUNDRAISING SICKOS (with flies coming off them)
― www.perry.como (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 08:21 (eleven years ago)
oh and INNOCENT CITIZENS, don't forget them
― www.perry.como (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 08:22 (eleven years ago)
nb. Kelly does cartoons for noted satirical website The Onion
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:21 (eleven years ago)
I didn't wanna say
also raggett
― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:25 (eleven years ago)
ah they got me... i thought it was supposed to be a real satire, as opposed to a satire of a satire.
― www.perry.como (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:29 (eleven years ago)
Kelly is great, the cartoons are just credible enough to be sort-of convincing whilst being hilariously OTT and offensive at the same time
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:31 (eleven years ago)
Fundraising Sicko reminds me of Weird Al.
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:35 (eleven years ago)
lol dj mencap did you know that korn picture is mine
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)
yes I took it from the OG noize borad thread
― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)
I've been thinking about the candy corn on the cob thing. It would probably work okay if you did it to a 3 Musketeers or something. The real banana is so repulsive though.
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)
i hate sweetcorn but i do like corn on the cob. they should make more food 'on the cob'.
― monoprix & dimensions (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10502396_348092432022690_5996338708892818857_n.jpg?oh=a59277790be969d086be1464d41ddfbf&oe=546762BE
Oh, you can't?
― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:31 (eleven years ago)
because no one has ever been killed by a gun purchased through legal means...
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)
Background checks probably more rigourous for purchasing illegal guns
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)