why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Barf

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a river of fire.

Days, weeks and months passed.

This hospital only exists in cloud-cuckoo land.

from the picture I assumed it would turn out to be a flat screen TV

THE DOCTOR WAS A LADY

when he woke up, his pillow was gone!

the window is you

#namaste

the artist didn't include the city skyline on the horizon. the artist failed.

but it does make me wonder, why we can - the viewers - see the scene outside? are we blind as well?

their involvement in the military service

the backhoe als challenge guy looks like he might be dead?

Why would the second guy have believe the first guy when he was describing an inaudible band?

also kinda weird that they would talk for hours and weeks or whatever and the subject of the one guy's blindness never came up, makes him seem kinda insincere or sociopathic really

something about this Facebook meme doesn't add up

The ice bucket challenge can go fuck itself

The moral of the story is, liars kick the bucket.

it's an odd one really.

Basically dude 1 makes up a bunch of stuff to make dude 2 feel better but it's still not true.

Bit like religion really..

A twist (which I'm not really bitching about):

#RubbleBucketChallenge. #IceBucketChallenge
In Gaza we don't have water and when we have water, we can't make it ice since the electricity is off most of the time. So my cousin Hafiz, My nephew Khalid and I used remains of a destroyed house to participate in this challenge. I am not nominating anyone for this challenge but I am asking you all to show solidarity with Palestinians and to participate in this challenge.
Thank you in advance
— in Gaza, Palestine.

Video is of two adult guys and a kid in Gaza. They pour buckets of dirt/finer particles on the kid and on one guy and the third guy dumps a bucket of rubble on his head, which looks like it would hurt. (video was posted directly to Facebook, not YT, so I'm not posting it here)

this is a facebook thing i saw posted that i love

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1545693072317806

Charles Mingus
15 hrs ·

In 1977, Charles Mingus was diagnosed with ALS. On January 5, 1979, he passed away at age 56 in Mexico. He was cremated the next day. On the day of his death, 56 sperm whales beached themselves in Mexico and were removed by fire.

With or without an ice bucket, we remember Mingus in our support of the ALS Association.

uh

http://i.imgur.com/hb4d2H9.gif

so far I think this ice bucket challenge has killed more people than it's saved

at the very least they've opened a new ward in all the hospitals a la The Three Stooges Ward in the Simpsons

The sperm whale thing is a quote from the liner notes to the Joni Mitchell album "Mingus" fwiw

lol at that kid blatantly throwing the bucket not even trying to pretend

lol at that car driving by, just imagining someone driving to work and seeing ice bucket challenges left and right, in the middle of the road, ice falling from the heavens, a man is dead on the ground and a lamb is crawling out of his stomach, hellfire

That scenario is not to ridiculous. There was a day last week when I saw three IBCs happening on my way home from work. None fatal. One of them was right outside my office, which has a little garden with a hose and some people from a condo across the street decided they'd just help themselves and do it on my steps for fucks sake. Then there was a mass one with about six people getting drenched outside Denny's. Then there was a kid on the sidewalk getting cup after cup of water chucked at him by about five buddies. Shit is outta control.

the day the earth stood chilled

lotta ppl don't seem to be aware of how much water weighs

the day the earth stood chilled

Bravo!

this has always seemed extreme:

http://suhanijain.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/health-quote.jpg

I like that it's in the My Bloody Valentine font

hmm, here it is without the MBV font:
http://dixeyland.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/chemicalstorm.jpg

Gill Sans is "the My Bloody Valentine font"?

i overheard three separate clients plus a department in the hotel request ice buckets on the same day last week; also i had to help someone convert their ice bucket challenge video from horizontal to vertical

xpost, the font was on the image that wouldn't appear:
http://suhanijain.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/health-quote.jpg

oh bother:
http://suhanijain.com/2013/03/12/quotes-on-health-whenever-you-see-the-words-fat-free/

an old acquaintance from high school (she was in choir with me, and was my madrigals partner) recently went through a pre-emptive mastectomy due to having an 85% risk of acquiring breast cancer due to a rare disorder. And then not too long after, she went through a divorce with her husband of three years. they took a selfie of them smiling together from the courthouse, not as a means of "LOL", but showing that divorce doesn't have to wreck the two of you afterwards, and that they still care for each other.

it went viral over the internet and they've become known as the divorce selfie couple and even though it's the most innocuous thing on the planet the vitriol some bro-ish assholes spewed at them just makes me think that people can shit on anything. oi...

whoa i heard about that on AM radio!

yeah it blew up fast. she posted it on her FB only about a week ago, a few small blogs got wind of it, then HuffPo got it and that kind of kickstarted it exploding.

I sometimes see the words "fat free" emblazoned on items that only a very stupid or ignorant person would not already know were fat free, such as those bags of "baby" carrots. To the best of my knowledge, those carrots do not resemble a chemical shit storm. They're just mechanically-reshaped carrot chunks in a plastic bag. The same goes for skim milk and a bunch of other innocuous foodstuffs that have been subjected to the attention of marketing teams.

baby carrots are also gluten-free #protip #paleo #babycarrots #beastmode

Just remember, think CHEMICAL SH*TSTORM!!!!!!!!!!!

which military intervention in the middle east was that again? i lose track

ha

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1474589_10153534251255230_1808621433_n.jpg?oh=fc64e2b980444a49fc54aa78172d6359&oe=546704E8&__gda__=1415970354_0a5cb151341bcdd4c12d5b513f5b3e2e

gross

what a waste of a banana

banana taste would completely ruin delicious candy corn taste

Would eat.