Things You Just Don't Care About

owning a television

bikes

I would say humanity but they constantly make beautiful music and make wondrous inventions like e-ink, adjustable spanners and easily available pornography. But still humanity.

according to the search data i've gathered from my work, people really seem to care about celebrities' height and net worth. i kinda get the "how insanely rich is this person" part but it's never occurred to me to care about how tall someone is.

My deep, dark past.

• where we go
• what we do

I love it.

what everyone else is having at the restaurant.

which really means you aren't actually very far away from it, so you do care about it, as something that makes you uncomfortable enough you feel release by saying you don't. this question and thread invites us to lie.

reminds me of the classic college dorm room discussion in which some bright young person insists that when anyone engages in an act of helping another person, they are bound to feel some sense of satisfaction and pleasure at their altruism, they are in fact acting selfishly and altruism cannot possibly exist.

they otm

what everyone else is having at the restaurant.

― pplains, Wednesday, August 27, 2014 3:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That was the OG post.

but maybe you don't care.

reviews of new music
reviews of old music

twitter

What job someone does.

Yes! I know "what do you do" is a common conversation starter, but really, most ppl's jobs are boring.

That was the OG post.

― Scary Darey (dog latin), Wednesday, August 27, 2014 5:22 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but maybe you don't care.

― Scary Darey (dog latin), Wednesday, August 27, 2014 5:22 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You stole my punchline!

But you know what, dog?

What you do at the gym/crossfit/running trail

if your black white purple

An oral history of anything.

Yes! to no longer caring about visiting Italy or France or Spain or crossing any oceans.

Your Myers-Briggs character

This world.
That girl.
These words.

sand

kinetic sand

Oh jeez. I'm scared of that stuff. My mother-in-law mentioned it on saturday when we were talking about Christmas presents for my kid. The commercial said "there's no mess" and I'm like "you didn't test this on kids, did you?"

Haha! My mother-in-law said the same thing to me a month after I had discovered it at a toy store. I wasn't impressed and August hated the texture.

vine videos

John Lewis Christmas ad.

John Lewis Christmas ad wasn't even a thing until that one- 3 years ago or something? - with the woman getting old as she listened to Billy Joel and now it's cemented into the whole ritual it seems. A brilliant marketing trick. The ads from all the other shops trying to catch up are more embarrassing.

Ive never seen it. I dont even have own a tv

mid 00's band reunions

Had to google 'kinetic sand'. So it's a kind of foam play-doh stuff? That 'breathes motion' yeah no thanks

There was an ad for some Channel 4 programme which began, "Always wanted to know what your friends earn?".... uhhhhh, no, why the fuck would I want to know that?

Moon Dough even worse than kinetic sand, head's up.

Yeah, I have room for one type of dough in my house. It's Play-Doh. Original Play-Doh will suffice. I'm largely uninterested in technological advances in Play-Doh.

mid 00's band reunions

pretty much

also, shows in which reunited bands play their "classic" albums live straight through

Marcos OTM. A band is a moment. Moments are fleeting. Trying to recreate them is a frankenstein process.

who narduwar is/who narduwar interviewed

introverts and why they are the special-est of snowflakes

http://the-toast.net/2014/11/10/sorry-murdered-everyone-im-introvert/

"I apologize for coming to your house and killing everyone. I’m an INTJ!"

the last inch or so of ketchup in the bottle.

adorno made a snotty comment about the introversion/extroversion binary and reified consciousness. i told a person i was dating about this once and she said that adorno sounded like an elitist dick and it's no wonder he was pro lenin. i remember not caring about her being annoyed at me.

who is or isn't inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame

The Interview

otm x2

yes xp!

oh man, people are so upset!