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It's only a matter of time before the guy finds this, isn't it? How creeped out wil he be, d'you reckon?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

in comparison to being a guardsman in the field in iraq i doubt this'll cause him to break into a cold sweat or anything. we probably should paypal the dude a sixer or something.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Wonder what kind of beer he likes?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)

haha

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)

serious ryan (or laurel) if you're ever in athens, ga email me and i'll totally buy you three beers.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

The only thing that's confounding is the Gwen Stefani desire.

Yeah, especially since he asked Bill to send him a Lindsay Lohan CD.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

Someone needs to find wayne/bill's myspace. He's the real protaganist here, right?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:57 (twenty years ago)

protagonist

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:57 (twenty years ago)

protagonist

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

I looked all throughout Ryan's Myspace friends but couldn't find him. The only Bill on there doesn't look like him.

I forget how we know his name is Bill, though...?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

Dude's probably still on Friendster.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

These kinds of people aren't on Friendster.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

Wayne (I think he's not a Bill) is not part of their circle of friends. I think they don't even like him. Vis: http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/Diehls-Party/andy_loftus

hey wait, does that mean his name is andy?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:05 (twenty years ago)

(xpost!!!) I'm not sure Diehl even likes our protagonist. Witness some of the captions in the photo album:

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/Diehls-Party?page=1

Image URLs seem to indicate that the dude's last name is Loftus.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

No, I think Andy is the other guy in the pic, based on the other URL naming conventions in the album.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:07 (twenty years ago)

oh fuck wait I'm slow on the draw. someone already pointed all this out.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:08 (twenty years ago)

WHO IS THE TWO BEER QUEER

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

maybe he's the neighbor diehl was friends with in kindergarten and his mom made him invite him to the going away party

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

the orange alien girl on the right in the first picture reminds me of how I felt when I had to sit in James' car in the Sonic drive-thru twiddling my thumbs while he read Infinite Crisis cover-to-cover

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

this is one of the greatest threads in the history of threading.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:16 (twenty years ago)

maybe he's the neighbor diehl was friends with in kindergarten and his mom made him invite him to the going away party

No, Tommy Turnbull is the childhood friend -- but they're still friends to this day, so it's cool.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:16 (twenty years ago)

(Pretty sure that's Turnbull in the Nostalgia Photo Album on the Diehl in Iraq site, and he also leaves a comment on Diehl's Myspace page about having known him since preschool.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

PS2 on the white shelving thing(with a copy of Tekken 4) on the "Wayne passed out" pic.

I'm wondering if the thing on the dresser is actually a black gamecube.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

EMILY DON'T BE BRINGING MY BUSINESS ALL UP IN HERE PLZ THX

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

And people wonder why I hate knowing there are pictures of me and my friends on the internet!

― Jibé (Jibé), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:19 (twenty years ago)

See, this is exactly why I like that Emily posts on ILX!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:20 (twenty years ago)

compartmentalizing is not healthy xpost

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:21 (twenty years ago)

also, I was making fun of myself as the bored girl, b/c obv Wayne/Bill whoever is way way more awesome than she, and I'm not just saying that

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:22 (twenty years ago)

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/Diehls-Party/bed_buddies

LIVESTRONG

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:25 (twenty years ago)

I can't stop hitting "refresh" on this thread. Fuckers.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:27 (twenty years ago)

Am I the only one who thinks Wayne is actually kinda cute, especially in that pic where he's passed out?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:28 (twenty years ago)

I fear probably yes, Tuomas!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:29 (twenty years ago)

It's the Hooters shirt that does it for you, isn't it Tuomas?

I don't have enough reference points yet, but I think that "Wayne"'s name is really Tommy Loftus.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:29 (twenty years ago)

no, I like him too

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:29 (twenty years ago)

Why "Tommy"? There is a "Bill Loftus" who is a CEO in King of Prussia. But it looks like these kids live in Drexel Hill.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:30 (twenty years ago)

oh man, I have just aligned myself w/ the controversial Tuomas, thus ending my already-shaky career on ilx. I mean I wouldn't do Wayne, but I think he posesses a certain likeability. xpost

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:31 (twenty years ago)

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Diehls-Party/johnfirco_loftus.sized.jpg

Oh, come on! That sweet innocence... Just waiting to be deflowered.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:31 (twenty years ago)

(xxx-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:32 (twenty years ago)

oh man, he looks really hopeless in that one

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:32 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002636.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:32 (twenty years ago)

the removal on the cap humanized him for me

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:33 (twenty years ago)

Wayne might be an okay guy, but I think diehl and his friends are mostly cunts.

http://diehliniraq.com/links.htm

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:33 (twenty years ago)

oh man, I have just aligned myself w/ the controversial Tuomas, thus ending my already-shaky career on ilx.

Hey, I'm not contagious or anything! And it's just the Noisers who find me controversial.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:33 (twenty years ago)

Don't worry, young wayne. You'll get that job at guitar center next month!

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:34 (twenty years ago)

they are cunts b/c they like wawa's?!?

:-)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:34 (twenty years ago)

yeah, Wayne definitely trumps the others

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:37 (twenty years ago)

No, because they like Tom Petty.

The Syrup Kid?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:38 (twenty years ago)

The Syrup Kid?

a dj skrew fan, perhaps?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/Pics-from-Iraq-2/Whose_this_crazy_guy

diehl's bros in the service

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:41 (twenty years ago)

"Why a 1964 Comet you ask? Well I have a sick obsession with the movie Swingers and a 1964 Comet is the car Vince Vaughn drives in it, and I loved it, so I bought it."

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

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