IRL LOL at the Matthew McConnaughey one.
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:38 (eleven years ago)
lol @ Frederik's revelation about that picture
― mh, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)
yeah no kidding!
― goole, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)
17. Most have never owned intelligent emeralds, terminated a Deviant, or merged their neural architecture with WatchNet.
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-tips-fuck-good-823
― Untitled Female Spiderverse (silverfish), Friday, 29 August 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)
I especially like:
Light a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches: Light a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches around your mattress to encircle your fuck-chamber with a sensual flame while you fuck like a master. Fuck-Torches are not expensive and they make you fuck good, so just buy so many of them. Then while you are fucking, your sexual lover might say, “I like your Fuck-Torches,” and you can say, “Thank you. They were not expensive.”
― Untitled Female Spiderverse (silverfish), Friday, 29 August 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwOVjrvCAAEywjE.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 August 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)
haha
― mattresslessness, Friday, 29 August 2014 17:52 (eleven years ago)
sweat wine has rick ross vibe
― schlump, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)
i wish they'd do something on those buzzfeed "12 people discuss what types of people names have attached to them"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 29 August 2014 22:00 (eleven years ago)
ie
“Is there anyone worse than a Conner?”“Fucking Conner/Conors.” “Yeah, fuck a Connor. NOT literally.”“Self-righteous.”
“Craigs are trouble.”“Craigs are the worst.”
“You know what could go either way? Dans.”“Yes, Dans can be whiny but also really loyal and awesome.”“Wow, I agree. Dans are whiny and loyal and attentive.”
“David = annoying and clingy and insecure.”“I found Davids to be hot and kind of douchey.”“Davids have the best butts now.”
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 29 August 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)
it's been like three months and i'm still recovering from “Davids have the best butts now.”
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/medieval-beasts-that-cannot-even-handle-it-right-now#22qrema
clickbait satire didn't take long to eat itself huh
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 30 August 2014 10:45 (eleven years ago)
as we approach the singularity everything will eat itself faster and faster, the true ouroboros is an invisible point, lol @ davids have the best butts "now", demand an annual reinvestigation
― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 30 August 2014 11:19 (eleven years ago)
david's my middle name, does that effect my butt or maybe just my anus
― birdman junior dad (some dude), Saturday, 30 August 2014 11:22 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/wedding-bells-bradgelinad-angebrajolitt-officially-872
― 龜, Monday, 1 September 2014 12:47 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/you-would-think-all-90s-nostalgia-would-mean-more--858
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 September 2014 15:11 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/his-classmates-have-always-bullied-him-wait-till-t-863
― scott seward, Monday, 1 September 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)
this made me laugh: http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-reasons-why-cheese-better-boyfriend-though-eithe-816 (sorry if it's already been posted)
― alpine static, Monday, 1 September 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/loyal-dog-refuses-leave-grave-has-peanut-butter-it-901
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 21:16 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/how-get-nude-pics-absolutely-any-celebrity-907
― 龜, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)
Omg that last one.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-classic-posters-do-you-have-your-do-945
Many lols, but man, someone really needs to make that Miles poster.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 5 September 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/9-musicians-who-wed-definitely-bathe-their-twiligh-929?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
I am beside myself here
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Monday, 8 September 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)
lol 8. The Drummer From Foo Fighters
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 September 2014 16:03 (eleven years ago)
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 September 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/my-defense-i-am-monster-957?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
omg again
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Monday, 8 September 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)
"Much like a businessman who finds time for his career, a student who manages to simultaneously study and attend college, or a basketball player who is also an athlete, I wear many hats."
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/im-mother-im-also-parent-897
― scott seward, Monday, 8 September 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/6-year-old-guitarist-adorable-my-solos-are-amazing-980
I can't
― 龜, Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)
omg can't breathe
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)
genius
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:36 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/woman-tried-put-chapstick-cat-and-its-definitely-n-922
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)
Love this one:
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-iraq-war-are-you-985
― Evan, Thursday, 11 September 2014 18:59 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/stunning-map-shows-just-how-much-iraq-and-syria-vi-924
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Friday, 12 September 2014 15:31 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/conflict-gaza-explained-one-long-noise-978
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Friday, 12 September 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)
3. What is your favorite Star Wars trilogy?The originalThe second, terrible oneThe third one, where we don’t really know what’s going to happen
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 September 2014 16:57 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/7hdNv4q.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 15 September 2014 14:46 (eleven years ago)
i have been v much enjoying that feature
― Lamp, Monday, 15 September 2014 15:10 (eleven years ago)
it's pretty much the best
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Monday, 15 September 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)
otm
― lag∞n, Monday, 15 September 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/just-thinking-out-loud-here-what-if-lana-del-rey-w-939
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Monday, 15 September 2014 16:27 (eleven years ago)
hahahaha
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 September 2014 18:31 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-secret-mcdonalds-menu-items-you-have-order-888
― lag∞n, Monday, 15 September 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com
― evangelos (am0n), Monday, 15 September 2014 21:13 (eleven years ago)
am0n OTM
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Monday, 15 September 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)
If you like them on Facebook they basically take over your FB feed which imo is a major improvement
― 龜, Monday, 15 September 2014 21:23 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/you-dont-have-agree-my-choice-breastfeed-your-baby-1005
seriously dying over this
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:48 (eleven years ago)
rip djp
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)
it's realy sad, I was dying
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)
You got better!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)