why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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"douche ex machina"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 August 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

of all the fucking websites to harangue me about insensitivity

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 August 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

that was a pretty horrible article. most of the complaints of the campaign were far more developed than the ones they listed... of course. but yeah, y'know, Vice, par for the course.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 August 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)

like most of us that disliked the ice bucket component STILL DONATED y'know and many still shared info on ALS if they couldn't. just no ice buckets.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 August 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)

You seen my hands?

Mark G, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)

stabstabstab

heck (silby), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)

that's probably elicited the loudest 'FUCK OFF' from me so far itt

kinder, Monday, 25 August 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9iUfi3Ih5D4/Sh_KEkHEnaI/AAAAAAAACQg/BjhQA3aH-eI/s400/SRC10.bmp

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)

An estimated 500,000 women process cashew nuts for a living in Tamil Nadu and Kerala in India. These workers earn 5p for shelling a kilo of cashews that retail in UK supermarkets for £9 or more. As well as poverty wages the women suffer poor health due to the caustic oil and acrid smoke released in the shelling process and the poor working conditions.

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)

i wish there was a brand of cookies called 'oh wells'

― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, August 22, 2014 11:28 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so OTM

example (crüt), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:10 (eleven years ago)

"i'd rather have a life of Snackwells"

example (crüt), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)

not happy that it turns out there's one product of global capitalism produced by exploited labour

Daphnis Celesta, Monday, 25 August 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChYK2aE0znk

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Monday, 25 August 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

just riffing tbh I love cashews

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Monday, 25 August 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

haha, ok. maybe I am on board with the bucket.

http://godfatherpolitics.com/16758/als-ice-bucket-challenge-supports-murder-unborn-human-babies/

pplains, Monday, 25 August 2014 23:40 (eleven years ago)

https://31.media.tumblr.com/623530a1e1f698aa807d0b4f9e9cd870/tumblr_nax843DLK41qdlh1io1_r1_400.gif

sleepingbag, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:14 (eleven years ago)

ouch

Aimless, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:36 (eleven years ago)

oh fuck

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:37 (eleven years ago)


http://i.imgur.com/rMnN0vW.png

It will take just 60 seconds to read this and change your thinking..

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

His bed was next to the room's only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.

They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on
vacation..

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color
and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band -he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with
descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body
of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window.The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left
him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this
window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present. Don't just hit LIKE but hit SHARE because somebody may need to read this! E-Fetti

, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:20 (eleven years ago)

Barf

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a river of fire.

Mordy, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:36 (eleven years ago)

Days, weeks and months passed.

This hospital only exists in cloud-cuckoo land.

Aimless, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:41 (eleven years ago)

from the picture I assumed it would turn out to be a flat screen TV

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:44 (eleven years ago)

THE DOCTOR WAS A LADY

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:50 (eleven years ago)

when he woke up, his pillow was gone!

heck (silby), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)

the window is you

#namaste

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)

the artist didn't include the city skyline on the horizon. the artist failed.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 00:00 (eleven years ago)

but it does make me wonder, why we can - the viewers - see the scene outside? are we blind as well?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

their involvement in the military service

flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

the backhoe als challenge guy looks like he might be dead?

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

Why would the second guy have believe the first guy when he was describing an inaudible band?

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 08:24 (eleven years ago)

also kinda weird that they would talk for hours and weeks or whatever and the subject of the one guy's blindness never came up, makes him seem kinda insincere or sociopathic really

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 08:25 (eleven years ago)

something about this Facebook meme doesn't add up

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 10:19 (eleven years ago)

The ice bucket challenge can go fuck itself

paolo, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 10:23 (eleven years ago)

The moral of the story is, liars kick the bucket.

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 11:05 (eleven years ago)

it's an odd one really.

Basically dude 1 makes up a bunch of stuff to make dude 2 feel better but it's still not true.

Bit like religion really..

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 11:08 (eleven years ago)

A twist (which I'm not really bitching about):

#RubbleBucketChallenge. #IceBucketChallenge
In Gaza we don't have water and when we have water, we can't make it ice since the electricity is off most of the time. So my cousin Hafiz, My nephew Khalid and I used remains of a destroyed house to participate in this challenge. I am not nominating anyone for this challenge but I am asking you all to show solidarity with Palestinians and to participate in this challenge.
Thank you in advance
— in Gaza, Palestine.

Video is of two adult guys and a kid in Gaza. They pour buckets of dirt/finer particles on the kid and on one guy and the third guy dumps a bucket of rubble on his head, which looks like it would hurt. (video was posted directly to Facebook, not YT, so I'm not posting it here)

Je55e, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 11:21 (eleven years ago)

this is a facebook thing i saw posted that i love

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1545693072317806

NI, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)

Charles Mingus
15 hrs ·

In 1977, Charles Mingus was diagnosed with ALS. On January 5, 1979, he passed away at age 56 in Mexico. He was cremated the next day. On the day of his death, 56 sperm whales beached themselves in Mexico and were removed by fire.

With or without an ice bucket, we remember Mingus in our support of the ALS Association.

lars von (Treeship), Thursday, 28 August 2014 10:37 (eleven years ago)

uh

heck (silby), Thursday, 28 August 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/hb4d2H9.gif

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 29 August 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)

so far I think this ice bucket challenge has killed more people than it's saved

odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 29 August 2014 18:52 (eleven years ago)

at the very least they've opened a new ward in all the hospitals a la The Three Stooges Ward in the Simpsons

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 August 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

The sperm whale thing is a quote from the liner notes to the Joni Mitchell album "Mingus" fwiw

polyphonic, Friday, 29 August 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

lol at that kid blatantly throwing the bucket not even trying to pretend

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 29 August 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)

lol at that car driving by, just imagining someone driving to work and seeing ice bucket challenges left and right, in the middle of the road, ice falling from the heavens, a man is dead on the ground and a lamb is crawling out of his stomach, hellfire

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 29 August 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)

That scenario is not to ridiculous. There was a day last week when I saw three IBCs happening on my way home from work. None fatal. One of them was right outside my office, which has a little garden with a hose and some people from a condo across the street decided they'd just help themselves and do it on my steps for fucks sake. Then there was a mass one with about six people getting drenched outside Denny's. Then there was a kid on the sidewalk getting cup after cup of water chucked at him by about five buddies. Shit is outta control.

everything, Friday, 29 August 2014 21:03 (eleven years ago)

the day the earth stood chilled

Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 29 August 2014 21:07 (eleven years ago)


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