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I think MMac is already pissed he lost the Armstrong film part.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe Jake can play Matthew McConaughey.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

Fucking Gnarls Barkley cancelled here... Oh wait, that's not the point of the thread. OMG You're all pervs! Class...

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

haha.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

It's nice to see a hot guy with a tummy, but then one can plummet to earth by reading a bunch of queer bubbleheads' snipes about how FAT he is:

http://www.towleroad.com/towleroad/2006/09/jake_gyllenhaal_1.html

McGyllenStrong threeesoming at the UT game:

http://trent.blogspot.com/2006/09/gettin-horn-y.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

Hm, from an interview before that game:

Is there a possibility you may play Lance in a movie?

(Gyllenhaal) The truth is, one, it would be a great movie. I think, judging how many people love him, and it would be an honor for whoever plays him, but it's too early to say.

(Armstrong) People ask me all the time, and it's not my job to (decide who plays me). It's the studio's job to cast it, and it's the artist's job to read the script and say, 'You know what? I want to do it or I don't want to do it. I like it or I don't like it.' We're not to that point yet. A couple of weeks ago, all of that came out, and it was like, 'What?'

(Gyllenhaal) The bottom line is that Lance and I are good friends and I respect everything that he's done, and it's not about a movie right now.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Whenever Gyllie lapses into Hollywoodspeak I go limp.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

“Gyllenhaal's not gay… and the gays all want him. They're done with Cruise, they've had it, he's too crazy…You know the gays are moody. You gotta keep up...”
--Comedian Kathy Griffin on Larry King Live, July 11, 2006.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, that was pointless.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

You were apologizing for your fruitless Deschanel love.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Jake and Reece to star in new film by Tsotsi director.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

Saturday Night Live tomorrow!

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Saturday, 13 January 2007 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

He has a hard (heh heh) act to follow, three weeks after Justin.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 13 January 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, suuuure....

dammit, I have to tape this shit now.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'm assuming he's promoting the Fincher movie.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

WELL?!?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 14 January 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

I thought the Dreamgirls monologue was monontonous, but he was really psyched and energetic throughout. The episode was pretty consistently fun.

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 14 January 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

haha "monotonous"

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 14 January 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

From what I've seen of the current cast, they seem like an amiable group of people who just need a strong host to set them off. Nobody involved seems like they can get that energy going on their own, though. No "stars."

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 14 January 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

If only Jennifer Hudson had arms like these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g0-xhVFIRs

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 14 January 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

His remaining Jarhead buffness was about all that impressed me about that skit

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 14 January 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

OTM on his Effie buffness. I guess I didn't miss anything much when I turned off at 12:05?

Very strange hearing the Buzzcocks' "Are Everything" in that dopey meatball sketch.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

my lady friend from work is saying "GOSTOSO"

that's yummy in portuguese.

― flavio pessoa (flavio pessoa), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

this episode was great! tho i suspect zwan is right re: SNL cast needing a strong host to bring out the best in them. and god what nice arms jake has.

― joseph (joseph), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

I'd have liked it more without the cutaways to Lorne, but Laser Cats was awesome.

― Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh, so you don't require comedy to be funny? I bailed after 2 minutes of that shit.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9YS4tstgNw

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

i love that picutre, cause its all rough tradey, and i imagine him topping me, his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass...

but i also imagine him strong, and quiet absorbing me in his arms, as i weep about the state of the world.

he is the only man i imagine topping me...i saw him once in TO last year, and he was as handsome, old fashioned in his taciturn tendencies, i didnt know how to say TAKE ME NOW, so i didnt

-- anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, January 4, 2006 10:58 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

I miss anthony.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

In other news: while buying sour oranges last week I read in one of the glossies that he and Witherspoon have called it quits.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

yer so behind! old news.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Next you'll tell me he's schlepping 'round town wiht the Biker Boys again.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

"soft folds of my ass"

can an ass have more than one "fold"?

discus.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

origami azz!

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

i guess you can have folds / creases at the junction of yr buttcheeks & legs, but if you're thrusting there, you're doin' it wrong.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno, i wouldnt call that wrong, it's just something else.

― jed_, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

this thread is basically "i have, like, many gay friends on ILX who admire the soft folds of jake gyllenhaal's ass"

― impudent harlot, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

(not that i'm complaining)

― impudent harlot, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

I move that this discussion be added to the Gay Chi-town FAP. Powerpoint presentations accepted.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

something else == frottage?

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

I was just gonna use the frot word!

There IS no Gay Chi-town FAP, is there?

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

something else = intercrural sex. apparently this was oscar wilde's favourite thing.

― jed_, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

along with being talked about.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

rather than soft, i suspect the folds of jake gyllenhaal's ass are made of tungsten.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

yowza

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

as opposed to Matthew McconauGay's, which is made of reinforced cebum.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

something else = intercrural sex. apparently this was oscar wilde's favourite thing.

And Abe Lincoln's, if C.A. Tripp is to be believed.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Until I read the Richard Ellmann bio on Wilde a few years ago I had no idea what "intercrucal" meant. In grad school we just called it "safe sex.'

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

tall 19th-century icons (and grad students) all about the intercrural.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

matthew mcconaughey is gross, eugh

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

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