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lmao

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 14:25 (eleven years ago)

los angeles develippers

― am0n, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 15:06 (eleven years ago)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/d661e4dcf33000ac52206bca38e8a0ae/tumblr_naiyvc6oPf1smqe90o2_1280.gif

DEFENDERS DEFENDERS DEFENDERS

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 15:08 (eleven years ago)

that vine synchs up nicely to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxjZM-d_ShI

― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 16:45 (eleven years ago)

yes

― Nhex, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 15:40 (eleven years ago)

"Wish we could say more", eh? I hope it's not some voice-controlled watch thing.

― stet, Thursday, 28 August 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)

Maybe it'll be a talking robot.

― Alba, Thursday, 28 August 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)

it might be a iphone

― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 17:36 (eleven years ago)

It's an iJobs robot that will automatically torment your boardroom and employees

― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 August 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)

maybe it's new headphones.

― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:52 (eleven years ago)

it'd be neat, but nah, whatever it is has been in development for years now, longer ago than the beats deal was in the works, and they wouldn't launch headphones that aren't Beats, and they wouldn't have had time to integrate Beats product team into whatever this is, and if it were headphones, and they were gonna be good, they wouldn't have bought beats.

― heck (silby), Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)

why did apple buy bears kinda weird imho those shits suck

― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:35 (eleven years ago)

bears say hi to you

― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:37 (eleven years ago)

im sold

― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

everyones saying its gonna be the iwatch and new iphones except the iwatch prob wont ship for a while seeing as there havent been any component leaks which means its not being manufactured yet

― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)

why wld they announce it early i guess to give developers some lead time to make em apps

― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)

i wonder what it'll be like i dont want to talk to a watch or wear a watch

― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:43 (eleven years ago)

kinda dubious of something that'll have voice as a primary input cause mostly u dont really want other people to know what ur doin

― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:45 (eleven years ago)

watches def seem like an item of the past and also are not at all cool

― Clay, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:45 (eleven years ago)

xp apps for the iwatch to be called 'tapas'

― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:45 (eleven years ago)

better be iGeordi

― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)

apple post jobs falling into new category panic???

― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

feel like appletv has like 1mx more potential as a game changer than iwatch but also has major business/strategic hurdles that the watch does not the watch u can just make and thats that

― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)

a separate internet designed by apple in california

― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)

the watch will prob sell ok but not nearly the levels of the phone which is something everyone needs all the time, itll do really cool things that no one really cares abt as far as tracking yr health and body

― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:54 (eleven years ago)

wouldn't be surprised w/ a wait before the iwatch comes out. the ipad and iphone both had one.

― markers, Friday, 29 August 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)

i don't know about the ipod. i was, like, fourteen or something.

― markers, Friday, 29 August 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

istr ipod only had like a week, but it was probably a lot easier to keep under wraps back then because the public weren't too interested

― sktsh, Friday, 29 August 2014 08:40 (eleven years ago)

what if it's not a watch

― mh, Friday, 29 August 2014 14:14 (eleven years ago)

well have to watch and see

― lag∞n, Friday, 29 August 2014 14:16 (eleven years ago)

It's a bracelet

― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:46 (eleven years ago)

that "slaps on"

― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:47 (eleven years ago)

entirely glass

― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:47 (eleven years ago)

it's a cock ring that tells time

― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)

you can't do that! We've not the technology.

― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)

Sex toys are a mature market but the barriers to entry are low. There have been cock rings before but that's what they said about MP3 players.

― Alba, Friday, 29 August 2014 14:51 (eleven years ago)

fit your entire iTunes library on one anal bead

― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:53 (eleven years ago)

New Apple Lust Objects

― 龜, Friday, 29 August 2014 14:55 (eleven years ago)

Maybe I don't want a larger screen.

― a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:57 (eleven years ago)

If you are making anal beads, you are half way to a rosary. Now you have two new devices!

― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 29 August 2014 15:32 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb-Kh1oJSGE

― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 August 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)

So more and more it looks like we're getting iEZpass?

― dan selzer, Friday, 29 August 2014 17:29 (eleven years ago)

want to know how to hide nude selfies in the secure enclave

― now what’s trending is grazing (silby), Friday, 29 August 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)

important secure-selfie tech^

― lag∞n, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)

joe don't give away ideas like that, here's 8 billion dollars

― caek, Friday, 29 August 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)

― lag∞n, Friday, 29 August 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)

i live there, so please don't pollute it with your filth

― markers, Friday, 29 August 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

something something barriers to entry something something

― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Sunday, 31 August 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)

markers I'm sure you've already read it but there's a really long thing by your guy Gurman about how apple goes about its pr. I saw it and thought of you.

― sktsh, Sunday, 31 August 2014 12:03 (eleven years ago)

thanks dude! i've looked at parts of it, but it's still sitting in my "reading list" in safari; i should hopefully be reading it soon

― markers, Sunday, 31 August 2014 12:38 (eleven years ago)

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