why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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are there any nominated celebs who have said 'fuck off, I'm not doing that'? This kind of just a bit of fun/for a good cause feels like a constant presence at my workplace, so depressing to me that you can be as rich an successful as Bill Gates and there is still no escape. Margaret Thatcher otm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiMs165tVdw

soref, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 05:57 (eleven years ago)

Thankfully my whole FB is a) people talking about how much the Ferguson PD sucks b) fashion editors' Insta holiday snaps c) suckage of current UK government and d) zero instances of ice bucket.

poll

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 08:16 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t2zn7Ve0bw

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)

wow human beings are not as good at doing stuff as our reputation has it

j., Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)

ASL

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/53a058e5eab8ea79200bc501/youre-an-idiot.gif

pplains, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)

dunno about this. the idea was dumb but it got traction at least. the idea itself is stupid b/c if I understand it correctly, dumping ice water on your head means you didn't want to donate, correct? so essentially you're doing it for nothing, right?

i think it's either donate $100 or do the ice bucket and also donate $10

marcos, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 13:27 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBaQ15qRqEE#t=52

pplains, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)

In humans, cold shock response is perhaps the most common cause of death from immersion in very cold water,[citation needed] such as by falling through thin ice. The cold water can cause heart attack due to vasoconstriction,[1] the heart has to work harder to pump the same volume of blood throughout the body. For people with heart disease, this additional workload can cause the heart to go into arrest.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)

GWB's got some of daddy's CIA black ops torture blood in him, the little scamp.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)

ice water in his feigns

pplains, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:23 (eleven years ago)

if that includes oh well pts 1 and 2 then i'm in

the kingness of stranders (electricsound), Friday, 22 August 2014 11:53 (eleven years ago)

i wish there was a brand of cookies called 'oh wells'

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 August 2014 15:28 (eleven years ago)

Re: Celebrity Ice Bucket Challenges. Ricky Gervais did this:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=283624991761861&set=vb.209390455851982&type=2&theater

And 3 days later posted this:

"Dear celebrities, OK, now that's enough. Please stop pouring lovely fresh water over your heads" - Africa"

Self-backlashing

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 22 August 2014 22:40 (eleven years ago)

You were dreading the rainbow suspenders this Halloween? Think again.

http://media.salon.com/2014/08/ice_bucket_costume.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 23 August 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)

i bet gervais thought of that in the shower

sktsh, Saturday, 23 August 2014 09:49 (eleven years ago)

I usually prefer to purchase fun items where the phrase "this horrible disease" is used in the description unironically.

Three Word Username, Saturday, 23 August 2014 10:20 (eleven years ago)

But what do you do if you get nominated? Refusing seems like calling everyone else an idiot.

Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:24 (eleven years ago)

wouldn't be the first time

erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)

You remind people that the ice bucket thing was originally meant to be a forfeit for not donating. Then donate.

ailsa, Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:39 (eleven years ago)

surprised no one's died from this yet

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:45 (eleven years ago)

this happened tho http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/08/22/firefighters-electrocuted-after-helping-with-als-ice-bucket-challenge/

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)

this happened tho http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/08/22/firefighters-electrocuted-after-helping-with-als-ice-bucket-challenge/

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, August 23, 2014 2:46 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

soundtracked with:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NF42djmoL.jpg

iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Saturday, 23 August 2014 19:49 (eleven years ago)

"douche ex machina"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 August 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

of all the fucking websites to harangue me about insensitivity

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 August 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

that was a pretty horrible article. most of the complaints of the campaign were far more developed than the ones they listed... of course. but yeah, y'know, Vice, par for the course.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 August 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)

like most of us that disliked the ice bucket component STILL DONATED y'know and many still shared info on ALS if they couldn't. just no ice buckets.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 August 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)

You seen my hands?

Mark G, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)

stabstabstab

heck (silby), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)

that's probably elicited the loudest 'FUCK OFF' from me so far itt

kinder, Monday, 25 August 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9iUfi3Ih5D4/Sh_KEkHEnaI/AAAAAAAACQg/BjhQA3aH-eI/s400/SRC10.bmp

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)

An estimated 500,000 women process cashew nuts for a living in Tamil Nadu and Kerala in India. These workers earn 5p for shelling a kilo of cashews that retail in UK supermarkets for £9 or more. As well as poverty wages the women suffer poor health due to the caustic oil and acrid smoke released in the shelling process and the poor working conditions.

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)

i wish there was a brand of cookies called 'oh wells'

― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, August 22, 2014 11:28 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so OTM

example (crüt), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:10 (eleven years ago)

"i'd rather have a life of Snackwells"

example (crüt), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)

not happy that it turns out there's one product of global capitalism produced by exploited labour

Daphnis Celesta, Monday, 25 August 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChYK2aE0znk

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Monday, 25 August 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

just riffing tbh I love cashews

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Monday, 25 August 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

haha, ok. maybe I am on board with the bucket.

http://godfatherpolitics.com/16758/als-ice-bucket-challenge-supports-murder-unborn-human-babies/

pplains, Monday, 25 August 2014 23:40 (eleven years ago)

https://31.media.tumblr.com/623530a1e1f698aa807d0b4f9e9cd870/tumblr_nax843DLK41qdlh1io1_r1_400.gif

sleepingbag, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:14 (eleven years ago)

ouch

Aimless, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:36 (eleven years ago)

oh fuck

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:37 (eleven years ago)


http://i.imgur.com/rMnN0vW.png

It will take just 60 seconds to read this and change your thinking..

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

His bed was next to the room's only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.

They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on
vacation..

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color
and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band -he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with
descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body
of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window.The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left
him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this
window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present. Don't just hit LIKE but hit SHARE because somebody may need to read this! E-Fetti

, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:20 (eleven years ago)

Barf

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a river of fire.

Mordy, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:36 (eleven years ago)

Days, weeks and months passed.

This hospital only exists in cloud-cuckoo land.

Aimless, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:41 (eleven years ago)

from the picture I assumed it would turn out to be a flat screen TV

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:44 (eleven years ago)


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