Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

I judge people who say they don't like the most basic of foodstuffs like pasta or eggs. fair enough, you don't like celery, that's understandable but PASTA? What's not to like?

*person in question said pasta was 'slimy dough'.

it's cool; i judge people who are incapable of making sandwiches

who can't make a sandwich

Men who leave sexist comments under articles written by feminists are always demanding to have sandwiches made for them.

my wife thinks it's a bit over the top that I call my children disgusting savages

thank you ilx

― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Monday, August 11, 2014 8:18 AM Bookmark

My dad used to address me and my sister as 'Heathen' and 'Pagan', respectively, when we were kids.

Some Horrible Sociopath Disgusting Savage Hung A Used Condom From An F Train Handrail

Someone tied a used condom to the windscreen wipers of my work's company car one night. (The next week the building was robbed, and the week after that the police shot someone dead in the neighbouring car park, so the condom was actually light relief in the scheme of things.)

people who put their windshield wipers up before a snowstorm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a-zKKpmu6Q

what's wrong with that?

yeah unreg i don't get it. i only remember to do it occasionally but if your winter precip is in the form of ice it saves you a few minutes in the AM digging your wipers out. you can just scrape and then put them back down.

people who have the Sld spice jingle as an alert tone on their phone

Old Spice

Agreed

http://i.imgur.com/klynKst.png

I hate that guy so, so much.

yep

Drug Goes From $13.50 a Tablet to $750, Overnight

http://nyti.ms/1FpAM5R

jfc

it will fund much needed research of business jets

businessmen who have loud conversations/phonecalls at urinals in public/office restrooms: who the fuck are these people and what universe do they live in

otm, this is savagery of the highest order

bathrooms aren't for this ppl, we're living in a society here

my office shares a restroom with another office whose entire male staff apparently feels the need to urinate in pairs and make extremely loud small talk while doing so. are they a cult?

there's several guys at my office who will converse with anybody at the urinal. i am not one of these guys, but they engage me (and everybody else) anyway. this world is so corrupt.

I'll talk and piss idgaf

Just turn and start talking to them, piss on their shoes

After the first three or four times they'll stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9WNVeWgT8M

An overheard conversation reveals that the six, possibly seven people (I've lost count) living in the apartment below mine are sharing a single towel.

Oh man, enjoy the MRSA.

people who make phone calls from public restrooms while actively engaged in the evacuation of waste

we are living in a society here ppl there are rules

otm, this is savagery of the highest order

bathrooms aren't for this ppl, we're living in a society here

― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:59 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fixated imo

ppl who don't know how to ride the bus

on a similar tip, ppl who don't wait for passengers to exit BART trains before barging in

all part of the same thing

xps these things just keep happening what is happening to my life

the phone call one was new to me until today and it just derailed everything

People who turn up at the beginning of a meeting to announce they'll be late because they have to go make food, and who then return 20 minutes later with that food and munch throughout. Compounded by them bringing in with that food their own choice of seat, which is not a seat at all but an exercise ball that they gently bounce upon while doing their munching.

Throw in "eating a microwaved Lean Cuisine fish meal" and they're the worst possible human being

you have weird meetings

microwaved Lean Cuisine fish meal

*shudder*

people who do this shit on The Onion's facebook

http://i.imgur.com/OMFYu1a.jpg

drivers who move to the right lane about half a mile before reaching their exit and tailgate whatever cars they encounter in that lane because they can't bear to go less than 80 mph for the last 30 seconds before they get off the highway

That, and the ones who do the same thing when there's a split ahead and the slower drivers kinda hafta to get in the left lane.

People who crack their knuckles

I'm watching the latest Survivor where one perp has been observed doing it multiple times

It's always done with a self-consciously nonchalant expression too

I had some KID get all huffy at me the other day during rush hour. I was on a crowded ramp merging on to another crowded ramp that was about to merge on to the highway.

The "rule of thumb" here is let one in and then keep on going. Otherwise, traffic will be backed up on the secondary ramp until 7 pm, causing jams across the city. Likewise, if the main interstate was to not allow anyone to merge, then the main ramp would remain backed up as well.

But this KID didn't want to hear about any "rules of thumb." He didn't see why he should have to give up the space in front of him to someone coming off a secondary ramp, so he kept zooming up to an inch from the bumper in front of him. Eh, I still cut him off, and he angrily points to the Yield sign in my lane.

Was he in the right? Yeah, technically. But fuck 'em. Kid needs to learn some manners. He sure as hell didn't mind taking a spot from someone giving way to mergers on the interstate.

I didn't know Survivor was still on the air!

people who instead of asking for an orange juice, call it a 'fresh orange'

here's your glass of tropicana

museum visitors

People who make the alarming amount of Family Guy and Simpsons porn.