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now i'm thinking you fucked a bag of frozen peas!!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll tell my wife you said that. Cad! Pistols at dawn!

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

george and his wife, yesterday:

http://lifelibertypursuit.blogs.com/photos/august_2004/dscn2101.JPG

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

okay, I think I'm not horny anymore. thanks mark.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

that's, um, what i'm here for?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.sickamongthepure.com/files/2004/01/ReviewLovage/01_review_smooveb.gif

Smoove thinks of you only on two occasions, girl. Day and night.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.prejeant.com/digest/character6.jpg

Smoove thinks of you only on two occasions, girl. Day and night.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

grr.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

my libido has skyrocketed since I got married!

(probably this has more to do with me quitting my high-stress job at the same time)

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

good lord teeny, you used to brag BEFORE you got married!

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I do not remember any bragging!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Sam, that's just awesome. Not surprisingly I got mine last night too. That was one of my more enjoyable drunks in a while; haha it was on the bottle of two-buck chuck my mom brought over! No hangover either!
-- teeny (teen...), December 28th, 2003.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

sigh!

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

haha goddammit i both posted, and was the subject of, a craigslist missed connection this week.

― f--gg (gcannon), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ok mr bitter mchornington.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

f'real? hott!

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

haha thanks

― Mr. Bitter McHornington (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Cool dude on SWA Flt Today Sacto to Burbank, Coming back from PARADISE - 27

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Reply to: anon-**********@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-03-07, 12:02PM PST

hey-
thought after the fact, should have given you my
number or email or something if u ever wanna chill, u seem like a cool
dude, same intersts would be cool to pick your brain
some on production etc, smoke it up, never can have too many friends
its a long shot, but hit me up if u notice this, we were on a
southwest flight from Sacramento to Burbank yesterday (Sunday)
hopefully your out there

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

why is that on horny commiseration?

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

haha goddammit i both posted, and was the subject of, a craigslist missed connection this week.
-- f--gg (gffcnn...), March 16th, 2005 7:09 PM.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

just a bit of fun

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, sacramento is my PARADISE.

― f--gg (gcannon), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It got me goin'!

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

so cold for so long

― kingfish van pickles (Kingfish), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I lied. I was still totally hot.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

well duh

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG teh horn pwns me! Last night I had a sex dream involving Elastigirl from Teh Incredibles argh!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG I called my ex (who lives in Covelo, California now) the other day just to check up on her and stuff and all she can talk about is how much she misses our sex and I'm like "okay then Cl4r4 come home!" and she's like "I can't, I would never get anything done"...fuck that, come home and fuck!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna has revived this thread three times...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

She can go alllllll night.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and teeny, you are easily one of the best-fucked people I know. If I were you, I'd get a shirt that says "I'm a Well-Fucked Woman, Who The Hell Are You?"

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

I wouldn't know...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Mr. Teeny could wear a shirt that says "ME = TEH MAN".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna has revived this thread three times...

Mama always said 'play to your strengths.'

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

You should revive ALL threads then!

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel this one most represents who I am as a person. A horny person.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you ever worried about others' reactions to your horniness? Do you believe horniness to be genetic, or learned? There are some religious groups that claim to be able to "cure" you of your horniness. Hoow do they make you feel?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I could be mistaken, but I have a feeling that this thread is closer to Luna's heart than any other thread out there. DAMNIT XXPOST.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

luna, if I weren't feeling so stressed out and un-sexy at the moment, I'd be horny, too. And once again, it would be for you.

― mmm hmmm, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you ever worried about others' reactions to your horniness?

I, too, have wondered if Luna is ever troubled by my raging boner that consistently points westward.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we pilot ships by you?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

There are some religious groups that claim to be able to "cure" you of your horniness.

We can cure you of your horniness! All you must do is worship deeply and vigorously our sacred symbol of fertility!

― International Brotherhood of the Ten-Inch Wang (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Firstly, I must point out that this thread has virtually nothing to do with my heart.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

By "heart" I clearly meant "clitoris."

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you ever worried about others' reactions to your horniness?

I am never worried about it. They can react or not, doesn't matter.

Do you believe horniness to be genetic, or learned?

Speculating as to whether horniness is genetic or learned would force me to consider whether or not my parents were or are horny, and I absolutely refuse to do this. My mother already told me once that my dad isn't circumsized, and that was horror enough for me, thanks. I'm going with learned.

There are some religious groups that claim to be able to "cure" you of your horniness. Hoow do they make you feel?

Like sending them a case of sex toys.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

luna, if I weren't feeling so stressed out and un-sexy at the moment, I'd be horny, too. And once again, it would be for you.

Geez, at least email me!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

By "heart" I clearly meant "clitoris."

In that case, yes, I would agree. This is the thread closest to my clitoris.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you holding your splendid crotch up next to the screen?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

One of these days, I'll be able to post something to this thread that doesn't make me ashamed to exist.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Geez, at least email me!

Luna: Resident ILX Sex Therapist

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

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