I want one of these to rework "dance like no one's watching" so it finishes with "drink like you're running away from something"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 August 2014 22:22 (eleven years ago)
https://38.media.tumblr.com/0ce1089adffb4fa2317afddeb2338d6e/tumblr_n9e4aaHzb21qf0t1jo1_500.jpg
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 9 August 2014 09:34 (eleven years ago)
"Open a beerwith your seatbeltDon't stop till you get enough..."
― Mark G, Saturday, 9 August 2014 09:48 (eleven years ago)
DIY DUI
― Roz, Saturday, 9 August 2014 10:46 (eleven years ago)
i mean it's supposed to be a joke fyi
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 9 August 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuaNCjNIQAA9iA0.jpg
― panda fiend (sleepingbag), Sunday, 10 August 2014 14:59 (eleven years ago)
kudos
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 August 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10463014_764663173590830_1475435078905339453_n.jpg?oh=daf2f5469798081dd23ac339fb6829d7&oe=546E264F&__gda__=1415766565_1d718e0d091d11b574acb9d089a3e4ba
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)
sweatpants&coffee
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10426896_814738128570963_2215968811939422252_n.png
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)
In the old days you had to drive to a brick and mortar store and purchase a wooden sign upon which someone had decoupaged "You Don't Have to Be CRAZZZZY to Work Here, But It Helps!", then hang it on the wall behind the cash register, so that maybe a hundred people a day would see it.
Progress.
― dustups delivered to your door (Aimless), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)
https://imgflip.com/i/b0s5e
― nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)
https://i.imgflip.com/b0s5e.jpg
― nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)
― nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)
Feels like a majority of these things are to do with celebrating and accepting 'weird' things about you, or 'quirks'
― cardamon, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)
ha xp
― noballs (wins), Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)
A sort of unofficial fightback against advertisements that say you have to look a certain way to be accepted?
― cardamon, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)
x=pStupid first-time-doing-something.
― nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/B1ioeqw.jpg
― big fat xerox (qiqing), Monday, 11 August 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)
Is that David Foster Wallace?
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)
^
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)
i think it's rumi
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)
I made that one up lol
― big fat xerox (qiqing), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 07:23 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/1dPfrHI.jpg
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 10:11 (eleven years ago)
he loves his hand? masturbationfreeyouth.com are going to be mortified at this revelation
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10599462_807006712671368_4897892114923675547_n.jpg?oh=d409149e795ff09d6425d9f3b13fc1b3&oe=547F7085&__gda__=1417769049_ae9063490d428a3c5cabb1384218c0da
― nickn, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)
Rebel Circus, keeping the 90s alive one Hot Topic slogan at a time
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)
can't wait for "Could you, would you, with a goat?"
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)
nothing more fun than white type on a black background
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)
kerning = not fun
― anonanon, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10577209_10100144981807517_3376973639409561330_n.jpg
― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:24 (eleven years ago)
fixed it.http://i.imgur.com/HP6aRFs.jpg
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:41 (eleven years ago)
Flinstone?
― Aimless, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)
yabba dabba doh!
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)
I think having one typo is a requirement for these.
― nickn, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:47 (eleven years ago)
Stone age man act like modern peoplePrehistoric birds beak for record needleBrontosaurus ribs a to goSabre tooth cat put you out windowGot to run just to make your car goSo what the point in a car at all?
Welcome to Bedrock
Out in the streets, they call it WILLMAAA
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 09:23 (eleven years ago)
good effort
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 09:39 (eleven years ago)
thanks bro
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 10:55 (eleven years ago)
why is everyone dumping ice water on their head to combat Steve Garvey Disease?
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Thursday, 14 August 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)
my significantly important other has been "challenged" three times and is getting kind of pissed about it.do you CARE about victims of this disease? Then subject yourself to considerable discomfort and humiliate yourself on the internet and prove it! that's how progress happens
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 August 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)
http://www.ilxor.com/
― DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Thursday, 14 August 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)
people eating bugles
and i'm like...which cheez it flavor am i experiencing next?
― Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 August 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)
what does the babies / country one mean?
― the pinefox, Friday, 15 August 2014 07:20 (eleven years ago)
People who have kids are losers because they can't travel the world on a whim.
― nickn, Friday, 15 August 2014 08:01 (eleven years ago)
some people think world travel is imperative. these same people often struggle to understand why you'd ever work a job that you do not enjoy. they are often pleasant but come the fuck on.
― Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 August 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)
fuck this ice bucket thing. promoting 'awareness' apparently only constitutes saying "oh btw, this still exists, didja know that" these days. and the charity in question is rather well off to begin with. not poopooing donations but now I have friends that are butthurt over the cries of hashtag activism that are acting in sanctimonious fashion, people I wouldn't usually accuse of that.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 15 August 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)
does not bother me
― Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 August 2014 20:32 (eleven years ago)
they are often pleasant
i'd argue with this bit
― doodle cock-up (electricsound), Saturday, 16 August 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10516688_10152310884442106_6088029072360446112_n.jpg?oh=7376dc22c883471950dce8f5f49d28d2&oe=546E563C&__gda__=1417814889_9c3845881df8a4915a76a086eb5bc437
― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 16 August 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)
it's not though