why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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― cardamon, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

The one I'm trying to post is a picture of a skeleton coming out of a closet, next to the picture it says 'While you were busy judging others, a whole load of skeletons just fell out of your closet', in capitals.

― cardamon, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:12 (eleven years ago)

so wait is the skeleton gay

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 8 August 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Gl9A5-Wljoo/To8xh7x3P7I/AAAAAAAAEV0/-S9-KHqfoZY/s1600/173416636_Wqmu1zJL_c.jpg

― soref, Friday, 8 August 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1360833/real-bernie-dance-o.gif

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 8 August 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)

apparently 'If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance' is a real GBS quote (from 'Immaturity')? I had no idea

― soref, Friday, 8 August 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)

I want one of these to rework "dance like no one's watching" so it finishes with "drink like you're running away from something"

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 August 2014 22:22 (eleven years ago)

https://38.media.tumblr.com/0ce1089adffb4fa2317afddeb2338d6e/tumblr_n9e4aaHzb21qf0t1jo1_500.jpg

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 9 August 2014 09:34 (eleven years ago)

"Open a beer
with your seatbelt
Don't stop till you get enough..."

― Mark G, Saturday, 9 August 2014 09:48 (eleven years ago)

DIY DUI

― Roz, Saturday, 9 August 2014 10:46 (eleven years ago)

i mean it's supposed to be a joke fyi

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 9 August 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuaNCjNIQAA9iA0.jpg

― panda fiend (sleepingbag), Sunday, 10 August 2014 14:59 (eleven years ago)

kudos

― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 August 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10463014_764663173590830_1475435078905339453_n.jpg?oh=daf2f5469798081dd23ac339fb6829d7&oe=546E264F&__gda__=1415766565_1d718e0d091d11b574acb9d089a3e4ba

― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

sweatpants&coffee

― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10426896_814738128570963_2215968811939422252_n.png

― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

In the old days you had to drive to a brick and mortar store and purchase a wooden sign upon which someone had decoupaged "You Don't Have to Be CRAZZZZY to Work Here, But It Helps!", then hang it on the wall behind the cash register, so that maybe a hundred people a day would see it.

Progress.

― dustups delivered to your door (Aimless), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)

https://imgflip.com/i/b0s5e

― nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)

https://i.imgflip.com/b0s5e.jpg

― nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)

https://i.imgflip.com/b0s5e.jpg

― nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)

Feels like a majority of these things are to do with celebrating and accepting 'weird' things about you, or 'quirks'

― cardamon, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)

ha xp

― noballs (wins), Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

A sort of unofficial fightback against advertisements that say you have to look a certain way to be accepted?

― cardamon, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

x=p
Stupid first-time-doing-something.

― nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/B1ioeqw.jpg

― big fat xerox (qiqing), Monday, 11 August 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)

Is that David Foster Wallace?

― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)

― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

i think it's rumi

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)

I made that one up lol

― big fat xerox (qiqing), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 07:23 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/1dPfrHI.jpg

― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 10:11 (eleven years ago)

he loves his hand? masturbationfreeyouth.com are going to be mortified at this revelation

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10599462_807006712671368_4897892114923675547_n.jpg?oh=d409149e795ff09d6425d9f3b13fc1b3&oe=547F7085&__gda__=1417769049_ae9063490d428a3c5cabb1384218c0da

― nickn, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

Rebel Circus, keeping the 90s alive one Hot Topic slogan at a time

― Spectrum, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

can't wait for "Could you, would you, with a goat?"

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)

nothing more fun than white type on a black background

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

kerning = not fun

― anonanon, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10577209_10100144981807517_3376973639409561330_n.jpg

― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:24 (eleven years ago)

fixed it.
http://i.imgur.com/HP6aRFs.jpg

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:41 (eleven years ago)

Flinstone?

― Aimless, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)

yabba dabba doh!

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)

I think having one typo is a requirement for these.

― nickn, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:47 (eleven years ago)

Stone age man act like modern people
Prehistoric birds beak for record needle
Brontosaurus ribs a to go
Sabre tooth cat put you out window
Got to run just to make your car go
So what the point in a car at all?

Welcome to Bedrock

Out in the streets, they call it WILLMAAA

― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 09:23 (eleven years ago)

good effort

― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 09:39 (eleven years ago)

thanks bro

― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 10:55 (eleven years ago)

why is everyone dumping ice water on their head to combat Steve Garvey Disease?

― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Thursday, 14 August 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)

my significantly important other has been "challenged" three times and is getting kind of pissed about it.
do you CARE about victims of this disease? Then subject yourself to considerable discomfort and humiliate yourself on the internet and prove it! that's how progress happens

― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 August 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/

― DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Thursday, 14 August 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

people eating bugles

and i'm like...
which cheez it flavor am i
experiencing next?

― Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 August 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

what does the babies / country one mean?

― the pinefox, Friday, 15 August 2014 07:20 (eleven years ago)

People who have kids are losers because they can't travel the world on a whim.

― nickn, Friday, 15 August 2014 08:01 (eleven years ago)

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