why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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hey i assumed that, but anxiety's not a rational thing

Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 8 August 2014 09:20 (eleven years ago)

It's a long standing Snopes tale, along with the dissolving nail in Coke one.

Mark G, Friday, 8 August 2014 10:05 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I first heard it at school in the early 90s

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 8 August 2014 10:09 (eleven years ago)

Anyone ever try to boil Pop Rocks? It's magical.

pplains, Friday, 8 August 2014 11:42 (eleven years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpcGHlfCUAAcfUr.jpg

have you got what it takes to hit a punchbag when it's down?

recipeforabs.com

a curious shade of pale (onimo), Friday, 8 August 2014 12:07 (eleven years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/noodles.asp

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 August 2014 16:58 (eleven years ago)

snopesnoodle

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 August 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)

the type of ramen i buy comes with a little sachet of styrofoam so you can add to taste

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 August 2014 17:13 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9QMM_nTuC4
Main thoughts going through my head if I were stuck in the middle of this
1 - "man i hate 'circle of life'"
2 - "great, now i'm in the middle of a marketing viral"
3 - "fuck, you guys are LOUD"
4 - "why are you all pretending to read books and check your phones and listen to music while you're doing this? you're already singing in a massive south african chorus across three dozen apparently unrelated people, how much 'oh my god, it's so msgical' do you feel is necessary to sell this moment?"
5 - "i totally didn't get enough sleep to deal with this shit this early"
6 - "man i fucking hate fucking 'circle of life'"

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 August 2014 17:25 (eleven years ago)

'the lion king' is one of the worst relics of the 1990s

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 8 August 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)

i look forward to the day when every single subway car will have its own flash mob or improv everywhere event going on

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 8 August 2014 17:36 (eleven years ago)

include dudes asking for change / kids selling twizzlers / couple having a breakup / batshit teens running up and down the car / assholes playing games or listening to music without headphones / screaming babies / legit crazy people and we're basically already there

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 August 2014 17:52 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0TsOAhn8IY

Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 August 2014 18:02 (eleven years ago)

could be an auspicious moment for a Bernie Goetz comeback

The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Friday, 8 August 2014 18:04 (eleven years ago)

the more things change
(cosby was so fucking cool in his prime)

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 August 2014 18:06 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYo49R_ZS0

everything, Friday, 8 August 2014 18:23 (eleven years ago)

https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yP/r/7eXyMfo7rRq.png

cardamon, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

Sigh

cardamon, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

The one I'm trying to post is a picture of a skeleton coming out of a closet, next to the picture it says 'While you were busy judging others, a whole load of skeletons just fell out of your closet', in capitals.

cardamon, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:12 (eleven years ago)

so wait is the skeleton gay

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 8 August 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1360833/real-bernie-dance-o.gif

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 8 August 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)

apparently 'If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance' is a real GBS quote (from 'Immaturity')? I had no idea

soref, Friday, 8 August 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)

I want one of these to rework "dance like no one's watching" so it finishes with "drink like you're running away from something"

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 August 2014 22:22 (eleven years ago)

https://38.media.tumblr.com/0ce1089adffb4fa2317afddeb2338d6e/tumblr_n9e4aaHzb21qf0t1jo1_500.jpg

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 9 August 2014 09:34 (eleven years ago)

"Open a beer
with your seatbelt
Don't stop till you get enough..."

Mark G, Saturday, 9 August 2014 09:48 (eleven years ago)

DIY DUI

Roz, Saturday, 9 August 2014 10:46 (eleven years ago)

i mean it's supposed to be a joke fyi

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 9 August 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuaNCjNIQAA9iA0.jpg

panda fiend (sleepingbag), Sunday, 10 August 2014 14:59 (eleven years ago)

kudos

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 August 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)

sweatpants&coffee

flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

In the old days you had to drive to a brick and mortar store and purchase a wooden sign upon which someone had decoupaged "You Don't Have to Be CRAZZZZY to Work Here, But It Helps!", then hang it on the wall behind the cash register, so that maybe a hundred people a day would see it.

Progress.

dustups delivered to your door (Aimless), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)

https://imgflip.com/i/b0s5e

nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)

https://i.imgflip.com/b0s5e.jpg

nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)

https://i.imgflip.com/b0s5e.jpg

nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)

Feels like a majority of these things are to do with celebrating and accepting 'weird' things about you, or 'quirks'

cardamon, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)

ha xp

noballs (wins), Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

A sort of unofficial fightback against advertisements that say you have to look a certain way to be accepted?

cardamon, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

x=p
Stupid first-time-doing-something.

nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/B1ioeqw.jpg

big fat xerox (qiqing), Monday, 11 August 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)

Is that David Foster Wallace?

carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)

^

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

i think it's rumi

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)

I made that one up lol

big fat xerox (qiqing), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 07:23 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/1dPfrHI.jpg

dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 10:11 (eleven years ago)

he loves his hand? masturbationfreeyouth.com are going to be mortified at this revelation

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)


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