Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

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argh, knew I shouldn't have GISd tardigrades

soref, Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:53 (eleven years ago)

tardigrades vs nudibranchs

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:55 (eleven years ago)

nah, slugs are gusting

Daphnis Celesta, Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:55 (eleven years ago)

Tardigrades are the cutest. I will eat all of your gummy tardigrades.

emil.y, Thursday, 7 August 2014 11:21 (eleven years ago)

pls send me all yr unwanted sweets

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 August 2014 11:31 (eleven years ago)

No shit - I was 100% with this thread until the rants against FREE CANDY

Walter Galt, Thursday, 7 August 2014 12:05 (eleven years ago)

man, I would be so happy if I got some free Haribo in the post

Number None, Thursday, 7 August 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

a company i have to order things from at work always puts a tiny box of Chiclets in each order, i like it

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 7 August 2014 17:49 (eleven years ago)

I was just looking for some components on an electronics website, clicked away to another page, and a pop up appeared reading "ORDER FROM US NOW TO BE SENT FREE HARIBO!!!". The candy isn't free, you're paying for it.

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:29 (eleven years ago)

man, I would be so happy if I got some free Haribo in the post

― Number None, Thursday, August 7, 2014 5:07 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it wouldn't make you a bit uneasy?

pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to use dropbox (wins), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)

I mean if it just arrived in the post unbidden like the videotapes in cache

pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to use dropbox (wins), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)

no note, nothing

pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to use dropbox (wins), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)

and it went on for months and you steadily got more and more unnerved, finally building to full-on terror

pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to use dropbox (wins), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:38 (eleven years ago)

wouldn't that be a

haribo stalk nightmare

pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to use dropbox (wins), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:38 (eleven years ago)

fuck off, I'm going to bed.

pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to use dropbox (wins), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)

hey it cheered me up

The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:52 (eleven years ago)

lol

how's life, Saturday, 9 August 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)

idgi but enjoyed it until the ?punchline? nb this is p much how life has gone for me so far so

Come and Heave a Ho (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 August 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)

the punchline is pretty dreadful, tbh.

how's life, Saturday, 9 August 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)

There's a new advert on UK TV for Bel Vita everyone

cardamon, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:52 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.ditikotecha.com/files/gimgs/13_nn_02.gif#.png

caek, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 13:42 (eleven years ago)

Romance copy in general is completely irritating.

Evan, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 14:30 (eleven years ago)

guh

https://33.media.tumblr.com/bc2142f447a149dd45bbf79d944b518c/tumblr_nbbiro6NYi1qf8jz8o1_r1_400.png

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:13 (eleven years ago)

DAVID HASSELHOFF! CHUCK NORRIS! I REMEMBER THEM, HARHARHAR!

www.perry.como (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:17 (eleven years ago)

it made me want to smash my phone in a fit of rage

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:19 (eleven years ago)

ios updates are a hive of activity for this shit. see also the updates for citymapper and yplan.

sktsh, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 10:07 (eleven years ago)

Bucolic yet sinister

http://i.imgur.com/h7dMP14.jpg

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 10:48 (eleven years ago)

yeah, not quite 'innocent' but def something creepy about it. maybe like a digital-age update of is there a name or a phrase for or anything much written about that distinctly British CREEPY VIBE prevalent in TV shows and movies of the '60s/'70s? (e.g. The Prisoner, Sapphire and Steel, Baker-era

www.perry.como (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 10:57 (eleven years ago)

LastPass****

ooooo, don't tell me, don't tell me... is it 'word'? it is 'word' isn't it?

john wahey (NickB), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 11:37 (eleven years ago)

Lidl Moments

cardamon, Saturday, 6 September 2014 17:44 (eleven years ago)

http://oi40.tinypic.com/i6j991.jpg

i posted this photo a while back, but now i can report that they also have a speaker in the the toilet playing a recording of it.

Merdeyeux, Monday, 8 September 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

If I was sitting on a toilet and then suddenly heard a voice talking I'd... crap myself

wackness unlimited (snoball), Monday, 8 September 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)

the aesthetic might be annoying but I have to say I bought a few cartons of this while in London this summer and it was delicious.

akm, Monday, 8 September 2014 22:35 (eleven years ago)

Why hasn't there been a backlash against the I.S.A. in advertising yet? If I were an ad exec, the first thing I'd think of is having some drippy cardigan boy get his ukelele smashed to pieces by the object of his desire.

monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 13:38 (eleven years ago)

the type of ppl who gobble this stuff up probably comfortably outnumber the type of ppl who moan about it on the internet

for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 13:54 (eleven years ago)

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Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)

A friend of mine just posted on FB an invoice of her new iphone purchase from one of our main telco carriers here. One of the line items was "new phone feeling" at $0.

The fuck.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 12 September 2014 09:24 (eleven years ago)

i'd send it straight back. that's utterly revolting.

monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Friday, 12 September 2014 09:25 (eleven years ago)

I think it was part of Telstra's ad campaign for the phones anyway but yeah, christ on a bike.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 12 September 2014 09:27 (eleven years ago)

in my experience, the 'new phone feeling' involves peaking stress levels, frustration, and 'HOW THE FUCK DO I WRITE A SPACE IN MY TEXTS??!'

monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Friday, 12 September 2014 09:27 (eleven years ago)

WHERE HAS MY EFFING CONTACTS LIST GONE OMG

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 12 September 2014 09:28 (eleven years ago)

That too. What? I have to download or buy all my apps again? Great feeling!

monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Friday, 12 September 2014 09:59 (eleven years ago)

...now all my contacts are listed TWICE, including everyone I've ever emailed from the GMail account I set up in 2004!

monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Friday, 12 September 2014 10:01 (eleven years ago)

While I'm moaning about phones - on the subject of music libraries - will there ever be a system where you can look at Artists but not have every artist on a compilation put into separate folders? It's so frustrating and a perennial problem but in 10+ years of MP3 players it still happens all the time.

monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Friday, 12 September 2014 10:03 (eleven years ago)

oh hang on I thought this was the IA, not the IS thread. As you were.

monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Friday, 12 September 2014 10:04 (eleven years ago)

i feel awesome when i get a new phone

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 12 September 2014 14:51 (eleven years ago)

grrrr
https://twitter.com/shanerichmond/status/511819826818736128

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:17 (eleven years ago)

all comedy pub signs should be kicked over on sight.

monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:19 (eleven years ago)


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