Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

3. This means you hate old people.

Or people from Delaware, where there is only one area code.

4. People who get tattoos of area codes that are subsequently rezoned

I worked at Pizza Hit briefly in college and corporate would send out management briefings with like, monthly buzzwords and the one in use while I worked there was STELLAR and our weird uptight mid-20s eyes on the corporate prize manager would walk around saying STELLAR like a broken freaking record.

*has thoughts about nuking society from orbit that would probably get me handcuffed and treated mercilessly and violently by law enforcement with if i were to type them out*

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/8/24/1345824513932/Jamie-Oliver-list-001.jpg

please do

"Wow, that's Proper Rustic!™"

wanted to post the italo-disco song "superustic man" but it might be too obscure even for youtube

lol I just called someone a disgusting savage irl after she told me she likes to eat the stuffing out of oreos

ya its an ilx ingrained phrase that gets me into a lot of IRL trouble

my wife thinks it's a bit over the top that I call my children disgusting savages

thank you ilx

ppl who use 'ask' as a noun

Q

ppl who use 'ask' as a noun

What about "a heavy lift" instead of "ask." As in, "I know this is a heavy lift, but..." Someone used it on me the other day and I kind of liked it.

Lift has long been used as a noun. Ask is a recent piece of jargon.

from a 1781 letter by the scholar Thomas Twining (whose grandfather founded the Twinings tea empire):

“I am not so unreasonable as to desire you to take notice of all the stuff I scribble, or answer all my asks.”

^^^savage

Discuss tea savages

wonder how much slave labor was used by the twinings since the company was founded.

It would be a big ask to find out.

Sam Lipsyte's THE ASK is really great you guys

otm

I judge people who say they don't like the most basic of foodstuffs like pasta or eggs. fair enough, you don't like celery, that's understandable but PASTA? What's not to like?

*person in question said pasta was 'slimy dough'.

it's cool; i judge people who are incapable of making sandwiches

who can't make a sandwich

Men who leave sexist comments under articles written by feminists are always demanding to have sandwiches made for them.

my wife thinks it's a bit over the top that I call my children disgusting savages

thank you ilx

― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Monday, August 11, 2014 8:18 AM Bookmark

My dad used to address me and my sister as 'Heathen' and 'Pagan', respectively, when we were kids.

Some Horrible Sociopath Disgusting Savage Hung A Used Condom From An F Train Handrail

Someone tied a used condom to the windscreen wipers of my work's company car one night. (The next week the building was robbed, and the week after that the police shot someone dead in the neighbouring car park, so the condom was actually light relief in the scheme of things.)

people who put their windshield wipers up before a snowstorm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a-zKKpmu6Q

what's wrong with that?

yeah unreg i don't get it. i only remember to do it occasionally but if your winter precip is in the form of ice it saves you a few minutes in the AM digging your wipers out. you can just scrape and then put them back down.

people who have the Sld spice jingle as an alert tone on their phone

Old Spice

Agreed

http://i.imgur.com/klynKst.png

I hate that guy so, so much.

yep

Drug Goes From $13.50 a Tablet to $750, Overnight

http://nyti.ms/1FpAM5R

jfc

it will fund much needed research of business jets

businessmen who have loud conversations/phonecalls at urinals in public/office restrooms: who the fuck are these people and what universe do they live in

otm, this is savagery of the highest order

bathrooms aren't for this ppl, we're living in a society here

my office shares a restroom with another office whose entire male staff apparently feels the need to urinate in pairs and make extremely loud small talk while doing so. are they a cult?

there's several guys at my office who will converse with anybody at the urinal. i am not one of these guys, but they engage me (and everybody else) anyway. this world is so corrupt.

I'll talk and piss idgaf

Just turn and start talking to them, piss on their shoes

After the first three or four times they'll stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9WNVeWgT8M

An overheard conversation reveals that the six, possibly seven people (I've lost count) living in the apartment below mine are sharing a single towel.

Oh man, enjoy the MRSA.

people who make phone calls from public restrooms while actively engaged in the evacuation of waste

we are living in a society here ppl there are rules