wow if that article is the least bad, I dread to think what other stuff it's coming up with
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Monday, 4 August 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)
They republished (but almost immediately took down) a piece from a small long island jewish paper posing the "question" of genocide in Gaza. Then another piece appeared in which a blogger likened the Palestinians to the Amalekites (which can be read based on the bible as a coded way of saying they should be wiped out).
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 4 August 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)
http://wonkwire.rollcall.com/2014/08/05/nra-defends-rights-blind-people-guns/
― anonanon, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html
― Mordy, Friday, 8 August 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)
literally dying
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 August 2014 03:13 (eleven years ago)
Runner uses Nike+ app to draw penises
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Friday, 8 August 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)
Deceased Steve Jobs sued by own shareholders
This is really a headline-only one.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 14 August 2014 13:14 (eleven years ago)
Idaho’s Constitution Party was OK with gay governor candidate until he supported gays
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 August 2014 14:54 (eleven years ago)
Obama's 'vacation from hell'
― when i die, show no pity. send my soul to juggalo city (art), Friday, 15 August 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)
related & hilarious & terrible:
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/facebook-to-flag-satirical-articles-to-stop-users-falling-for-the-onions-jokes-9674483.html
― when i die, show no pity. send my soul to juggalo city (art), Sunday, 17 August 2014 17:27 (eleven years ago)
that's basically the only good thing left about facebook
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 August 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)
onion's response is great http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-facebook-user-incredibly-stupid,36712/
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Monday, 18 August 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)
http://nypost.com/2014/08/18/enough-sanctimony-ladies-catcalls-are-flattering/
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)
http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/080814-catcalling-doree-pulse-as571.jpgso not gonna happen
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)
http://www.salon.com/2014/08/20/co_founder_of_als_ice_bucket_challenge_drowns_at_age_27
― Mordy, Thursday, 21 August 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)
no, that's just sad
― micah, Thursday, 21 August 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/21/elementary-teacher-suspended-for-asking-white-student-cops-to-shoot-black-michael-browns/
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 August 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)
Kid kills a dinosaur in a story, gets arrested: http://www.nbc12.com/story/26319685/cops-summerville-high-school-student-arrested-after-writing-threatening-message-on-assignment
― StanM, Thursday, 21 August 2014 16:57 (eleven years ago)
I mean first of all, we don't have dinosaurs anymore.
I love this woman
― ogmor, Thursday, 21 August 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)
This thing, I swear:
http://m.sfgate.com/opinion/openforum/article/Techies-riding-Silicon-Valley-shuttles-are-not-5704848.php
'So seniors, disabled folks and outraged citizens - please stand back, stop protesting those tech shuttles, and set them free. My son has a dream to get to: the American Dream.'Susan Ahern of Richmond, Va., is the mother of a computer engineer who lives in San Francisco and works in Silicon Valley.
Susan Ahern of Richmond, Va., is the mother of a computer engineer who lives in San Francisco and works in Silicon Valley.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 August 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)
that kid's either really embarrassed or really troubled
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)
How the Irish Got Jobs at Google
― een, Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:58 (eleven years ago)
From the headline, I actually thought this *was* an Onion piece:
http://www.salon.com/2014/08/21/college_dudes_worried_that_movement_to_take_rape_seriously_is_ruining_their_sex_lives/
― dinnerboat, Thursday, 28 August 2014 17:44 (eleven years ago)
incredible strawman of a headline
― een, Thursday, 28 August 2014 19:47 (eleven years ago)
best/most onionlike part of that article is the stock photo
― the dickering of salm on race (Treeship), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/286756/286756,1316643581,1/stock-photo-flatmates-enjoying-a-beer-together-85129009.jpg
― the dickering of salm on race (Treeship), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)
make a few bucks posing for some stock photos why not, what's the worst that could happen
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/LyPP6KP.png
― the late great, Friday, 29 August 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)
http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/28/us/isis-fort-hood-shooter/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
kinda LOL but mostly sad
― the late great, Friday, 29 August 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)
h*ll fr*cking no
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 29 August 2014 05:37 (eleven years ago)
the NRA tweet is the kicker lmao
― een, Friday, 29 August 2014 17:46 (eleven years ago)
http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/234-sun-kil-moon-benji-glossary/
Though the musical components of Sun Kil Moon’s Benji rarely amount to more than Mark Kozelek’s voice and acoustic guitar, its lyrical universe is incomparably vast, spanning countries and decades, populated by dead relatives, high school friends, indie-rock peers, serial killers, and corporate-franchised eateries alike. Like the catalog of samples heard on the Beastie Boys’ Paul’s Boutique, the production credits on Yeezus, or the movie-credits-length list of people who’ve played in the Fall, a supplementary directory of references is required to fully appreciate its magnitude.
Mark Kozelek’s mom: She’s 75, and the closest friend Kozelek has.Scrabble: A classic board game that Mark Kozelek likes to play with his mom.
Domino’s: The preferred pizza provider for Kozelek and his cousins when staying over at his aunt and uncle’s.Happy Days: Comedy series created by Garry Marshall that aired on ABC from 1974-84. A favorite among the Kozelek clan.
KFC: a.k.a. Kentucky Fried Chicken—the fast food of choice served at the funeral for Kozelek’s uncle (“and that’s how he would’ve wanted it”).
The Doors: L.A. classic-rock icons who can be found in Jim Wise’s record collection.Stevie Nicks: Ditto.
Maybe Clickhole rather than Onion proper here.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 31 August 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)
the mind bogglesBoggle: a classic board game that Mark Kozelek likes to play with your mom
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 August 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)
What an amazing insight into Mark Kozelek's shitty taste.
― poop will eat itself (S-), Monday, 1 September 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)
What is a blue crabcakes? Somebody help!
― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 1 September 2014 13:43 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwvlwO0IgAEbq0j.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 September 2014 20:07 (eleven years ago)
thats a fucking classic
― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, 5 September 2014 20:27 (eleven years ago)
Helen Mirren: 'Why didn't hackers try find naked selfies of me?'
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Monday, 8 September 2014 16:30 (eleven years ago)
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/investor-picks-breadstick-battle-olive-garden
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 September 2014 15:17 (eleven years ago)
http://www.freep.com/article/20140915/NEWS05/309150017/-Tea-party-Satanist-bristles-over-Detroit-temple-s-left-leaning-ways
― joygoat, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/cable-firm-boss-blames-the-rain-for-increase-in-pavement-blasts-in-london-9734894.html
― koogs, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:05 (eleven years ago)
^ truly frightening
― hug niceman (psychgawsple), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:15 (eleven years ago)
Probably still safer than Beijing sidewalks.
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)
http://www.npr.org/blogs/deceptivecadence/2014/09/16/348986742/watch-a-sweet-little-butterfly-nearly-crush-a-womans-hopes-and-dreams
more clickhole than onion
― anonanon, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 16:49 (eleven years ago)
http://nypost.com/2014/09/22/the-living-hell-of-the-man-who-orgasms-100-times-a-day/
― 龜, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)
dear god the picture too
― Ѿ (imago), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)
Those photos...
― Jeff, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)
in fact all the pictures, especially the last one
― Ѿ (imago), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)
isn't the ny post highly dubious tho, like I know all papers are but some more so. has a daily sport ring to it, this
― Ѿ (imago), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)
“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”
― gbx, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)