"Jesus if you're cool with this just say nothing. Cheers dude."
― why you gotta be Joe Root? (Daphnis Celesta), Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)
jesus wouldn't use contractions
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)
also doesn't like actions that cause them later
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:05 (eleven years ago)
Jesus always bolds his 'I' like that. It's annoying.
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:19 (eleven years ago)
jesus who asked you
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)
back with another one of those cock blockin christs
― john wahey (NickB), Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)
stolen from my twitter timeline: "personally, i would always ask jesus before assuming he wanted to join a threesome".
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Sunday, 3 August 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)
Jesus, what an asshole.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 3 August 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)
"personally, i would always ask jesus before assuming he wanted to join a threesome".
Catholics brought up like me were told he had no choice.
― pplains, Sunday, 3 August 2014 03:48 (eleven years ago)
like the three leaves of the clover
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 August 2014 05:53 (eleven years ago)
One, but also a hot steamy threesome
― kinder, Sunday, 3 August 2014 09:38 (eleven years ago)
yes
― Mark G, Sunday, 3 August 2014 11:16 (eleven years ago)
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Roast
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 3 August 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)
Goin down on the Spirit in the Sky
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 August 2014 16:31 (eleven years ago)
http://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10302168_628166047276453_3241466123526256553_n.jpgcorny liberal fuxxorz can has macros 2
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 August 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)
and this one just popped uphttp://slowandstupid.blogspot.com/2014/07/people-of-earth.html
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 August 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)
whitebama like something out of my nightmares, also something seems off about "doubling the stock market"
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Sunday, 3 August 2014 18:45 (eleven years ago)
maybe that macro-maker missed the part where obama has a white mother
― llano del rio (get bent), Sunday, 3 August 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)
Altho it seems heaven-sent we aint ready to see a white president
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 3 August 2014 20:03 (eleven years ago)
President Joe Christmas
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 3 August 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/zTFjdxH.jpg
Smoking test!1. Hold your breath & don't breathe until you are done with all the steps.2. Like this status 3. Share this status 4. Comment" Ahwwwww"5.Breathe out.
― li'l sebastian, Sunday, 3 August 2014 23:29 (eleven years ago)
lmaosorelatable
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 August 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)
http://s28.postimg.org/ezqnt43al/fuckoff.png
fuckoff.png
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 4 August 2014 07:27 (eleven years ago)
"There's an electricity in the moon"
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 August 2014 12:38 (eleven years ago)
you have to love headlines that imply that the reader isn't intelligent
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)
yo Karl why aren't you lobbying for us to harvest that moon electricity?
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)
Intelligent People All Have One Thing in Common: They Understand Title Case
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:58 (eleven years ago)
Intelligent People All Have One Thing in Common: They're Laughing At Me For Posting This
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Monday, 4 August 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)
http://elitedaily.com/dating/5-reasons-date-bodybuilder/670939/
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)
http://elitedaily.com/dating/reasons-date-musician/600466/
Reading a book AND provocative legs
― cardamon, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)
Like me.
"They have one-track minds, and a lot of the time, their minds are on the track to either stardom or having the choice to spend their lives playing and writing songs. When that fails, they generally turn to heroin or suicide."
― Neanderthal, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)
*deep character sketch*
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:32 (eleven years ago)
Dating a musician is almost like having an inhuman companion that is always there to catch you when you fall. Having these goals and dreams in your significant other will always add a splash of color and hope to the lives you pursue together.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:36 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/1896766_674571632593134_142534315_n.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 4 August 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)
O how EMBARRASSING
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 00:10 (eleven years ago)
i don't think he said that part 375,849
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10501637_10203271049869434_5015993638021720399_n.jpg
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)
wow, never thought steve harvey was an heir to this guy
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)
Mark Twain, MRA pioneer
― anonanon, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)
http://s1.postimg.org/m0tcc2jm7/10593214_10100711493293605_9069843452217291592_n.jpg
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)
They morph into one true friend
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:05 (eleven years ago)
rong thread for elitedaily.
(i think we may have decided there is no right thread? how to be a man perhaps closest)
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 05:24 (eleven years ago)
prob should be posted on o_0 as well but
ok - had a nerve wracking phone call this am. guy calls my cell#. says his name is Carlos Rosa and "your brother was in an accident and is hurt real bad-he gave me this number for help. tell me your brother's name and then i give you all the details." well that was weird- I say - " No You Tell me his name. I want to speak with him" and the guy just won't. i say "i'm gonna call you back." i call my brother's work, cell and email. no response. then call his wife (at her moms.) i call Carlos Rosa back - no voicemail. he calls me back - this time I'm like " TELL ME HIS NAME. " NOW he tells me. "listen, i tell you what happened. your brother crashed my brother's brand new bmw at the gas station. he refuse to give the papers and pay, my brother shoot him and brought him here to my house. we got him hostage,my brother going to kill him unless you go to the bank and send the money, you want him to kill your brother? ..." my sister in law calls mid threat. i hang up on the guy and she tells me brother's at work. guy calls me back. i don't answer. i call 911 - " look - maybe they call the wrong number - maybe its a threat for extortion - maybe there is a guy being held with a gun to his head. i don't know. all i have is what i've told you, the guys " name" and this cell number. 917-8XX-3976." I encourage everyone to call it. and don't forget to block your ID.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)
Really want to repost this on FB but with the first verse from Laura Branigan's "Self Control"
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)
xpostOnly have to try max 100 numbers until I get Carlos.
― Bnad, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:31 (eleven years ago)
it's 862 but i figure why invite googlers to this
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)
Noodles are made of styrofoam cancer wax, who knew
http://www.thatsnonsense.com/images/noodles.jpg
― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)
raises a lot of questions
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:16 (eleven years ago)