and this one ahaah http://www.clickhole.com/article/new-sky-circle-perfect-625
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Saturday, 2 August 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/amazing-watch-how-one-startup-changing-way-we-get--683
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/faith-humanity-restored-these-reddit-users-came-to-725
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Monday, 11 August 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)
i saw that on my twitter feed earlier and thought "no way am i clicking that", not noticing it was clickhole. i'm as stupid as all of the other stupid people on the internet.
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 11 August 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)
Wow.
http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-more-unarmed-teens-still-large-731
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 11 August 2014 19:07 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-robin-williams-gifs-imperfectly-sum-his-life-and-742
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)
Oscar V********* "Genie, you're free."ALL the feels.
ALL the feels.
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/lets-have-open-dialogue-about-sexuality-completely-738
― crüt, Thursday, 14 August 2014 13:46 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/time-i-spent-commercial-whaling-ship-totally-chang-768
― Matt DC, Thursday, 14 August 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
page is shorter than I would've thought. spectacular though
― heck (silby), Thursday, 14 August 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)
no joke moby dick has been towards the top of my reading list lately, shld just use that page to finally do it
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 14 August 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)
nah don't read that shit
― markers, Thursday, 14 August 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)
yeah that one is A+
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 14 August 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/how-many-more-black-teenagers-have-die-racism-just-774
this is another one that seems more appropriate for regular onion. in fact, it is kind of the quintessential onion piece.
How many more stories like Michael Brown’s or Trayvon Martin’s must we hear before racism just kind of fizzles out without me having to do anything about it?
it's funny because it's horribly painful
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 14 August 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)
clickholes been really on point lately
― dude (Lamp), Friday, 15 August 2014 12:46 (eleven years ago)
With all of the Clickhole articles that read more and more like actual Onion features, I get this unfounded fear that the satire stuff is all going to migrate over there and the Onion proper is just going to be fully turned over to the A/V Club nerds.
*shudder*
― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 15 August 2014 14:29 (eleven years ago)
But then we can burn it to the ground without regret
― i was a downy lad, and twee (stevie), Friday, 15 August 2014 15:05 (eleven years ago)
true
― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 15 August 2014 15:08 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/10-beautiful-interracial-arrests-798
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)
From http://www.clickhole.com/article/2014-primetime-emmys-our-predictions-836 . They're apparently going to make this a thing, based on the quiz that ran previously.
What Will Win: The Bing Bang Theory ShowThis is the year for John Parsons, Shelton, and the whole long bong gang! This year saw many episodes where the whole bang crew couldn’t stop binging. Special kudos to Jimperson in a bangworthy turn as Shammon.What Should Win: The Bing Bong Brothers ShowJim Sherlman, wow, what can you say: riveting every time with big theories about the one and only Bing Bros. Band. Can’t make enough antics to satisfy. Don’t sleep on Shelley, bangers! Won’t bang, can’t bang, bangalangalang.
This is the year for John Parsons, Shelton, and the whole long bong gang! This year saw many episodes where the whole bang crew couldn’t stop binging. Special kudos to Jimperson in a bangworthy turn as Shammon.
What Should Win: The Bing Bong Brothers Show
Jim Sherlman, wow, what can you say: riveting every time with big theories about the one and only Bing Bros. Band. Can’t make enough antics to satisfy. Don’t sleep on Shelley, bangers! Won’t bang, can’t bang, bangalangalang.
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Monday, 25 August 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)
I can't stop laughing at that; it's so stupid but so perfect
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 25 August 2014 20:12 (eleven years ago)
i lol'd hard at this one:http://clickhole.com/quiz/which-disney-prince-are-you-675
― Mordy, Monday, 25 August 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)
Mind blwon. http://www.clickhole.com/article/23-insanely-mind-blowing-facts-about-class-2018-831
― Scary Darey (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)
the 'NSync one is wonderful
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)
Um, do you guys also have that picture of a guy in a sweater with a dog? That's the former Danish prime minister, and I'm confused as to what he's doing there.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)
omg
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)
IRL LOL at the Matthew McConnaughey one.
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:38 (eleven years ago)
lol @ Frederik's revelation about that picture
― mh, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)
yeah no kidding!
― goole, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)
17. Most have never owned intelligent emeralds, terminated a Deviant, or merged their neural architecture with WatchNet.
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-tips-fuck-good-823
― Untitled Female Spiderverse (silverfish), Friday, 29 August 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)
I especially like:
Light a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches: Light a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches around your mattress to encircle your fuck-chamber with a sensual flame while you fuck like a master. Fuck-Torches are not expensive and they make you fuck good, so just buy so many of them. Then while you are fucking, your sexual lover might say, “I like your Fuck-Torches,” and you can say, “Thank you. They were not expensive.”
― Untitled Female Spiderverse (silverfish), Friday, 29 August 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwOVjrvCAAEywjE.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 August 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)
haha
― mattresslessness, Friday, 29 August 2014 17:52 (eleven years ago)
sweat wine has rick ross vibe
― schlump, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)
i wish they'd do something on those buzzfeed "12 people discuss what types of people names have attached to them"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 29 August 2014 22:00 (eleven years ago)
ie
“Is there anyone worse than a Conner?”“Fucking Conner/Conors.” “Yeah, fuck a Connor. NOT literally.”“Self-righteous.”
“Craigs are trouble.”“Craigs are the worst.”
“You know what could go either way? Dans.”“Yes, Dans can be whiny but also really loyal and awesome.”“Wow, I agree. Dans are whiny and loyal and attentive.”
“David = annoying and clingy and insecure.”“I found Davids to be hot and kind of douchey.”“Davids have the best butts now.”
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 29 August 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)
it's been like three months and i'm still recovering from “Davids have the best butts now.”
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/medieval-beasts-that-cannot-even-handle-it-right-now#22qrema
clickbait satire didn't take long to eat itself huh
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 30 August 2014 10:45 (eleven years ago)
as we approach the singularity everything will eat itself faster and faster, the true ouroboros is an invisible point, lol @ davids have the best butts "now", demand an annual reinvestigation
― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 30 August 2014 11:19 (eleven years ago)
david's my middle name, does that effect my butt or maybe just my anus
― birdman junior dad (some dude), Saturday, 30 August 2014 11:22 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/wedding-bells-bradgelinad-angebrajolitt-officially-872
― 龜, Monday, 1 September 2014 12:47 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/you-would-think-all-90s-nostalgia-would-mean-more--858
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 September 2014 15:11 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/his-classmates-have-always-bullied-him-wait-till-t-863
― scott seward, Monday, 1 September 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)
this made me laugh: http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-reasons-why-cheese-better-boyfriend-though-eithe-816 (sorry if it's already been posted)
― alpine static, Monday, 1 September 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/loyal-dog-refuses-leave-grave-has-peanut-butter-it-901
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 21:16 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/how-get-nude-pics-absolutely-any-celebrity-907
― 龜, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)
Omg that last one.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-classic-posters-do-you-have-your-do-945
Many lols, but man, someone really needs to make that Miles poster.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 5 September 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/9-musicians-who-wed-definitely-bathe-their-twiligh-929?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
I am beside myself here
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Monday, 8 September 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)