if is on the moon how is he breathing i call shenanigans.
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Saturday, 2 August 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)
I quite like the moon / bathroom one somehow. I suppose I just fancy the chick and want to see some of the other 36 photos.
― the pinefox, Saturday, 2 August 2014 11:21 (eleven years ago)
at least she actually went to the bathroom rite
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 2 August 2014 13:10 (eleven years ago)
balls's ones don't belong itt
― NI, Saturday, 2 August 2014 15:01 (eleven years ago)
From "The Mind Unleashed":
http://i57.tinypic.com/2mcaiko.jpg
but what if their way of thinking says 5+3 = 9????
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)
5.3 + 3.3 rounded up equals 9.
― pplains, Saturday, 2 August 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)
what if they hate 9 and refuse to consider the ways in which it is systemically oppressed
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 August 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)
can't help but think some ppl itt are sixists
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:00 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuCYdbVIMAAL5Ke.jpg
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:31 (eleven years ago)
Hahaha. Doesn't make the point it intends to.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:32 (eleven years ago)
#JesusRape
― some dude, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)
jesus hiding under the sheets
― balls, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)
when i was growing up mommy told me Jesus just *cried* when i sinned. Now i no y
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)
Jesus as crepey sex auditor
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:37 (eleven years ago)
"Jesus if you're cool with this just say nothing. Cheers dude."
― why you gotta be Joe Root? (Daphnis Celesta), Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)
jesus wouldn't use contractions
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)
also doesn't like actions that cause them later
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:05 (eleven years ago)
Jesus always bolds his 'I' like that. It's annoying.
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:19 (eleven years ago)
jesus who asked you
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)
back with another one of those cock blockin christs
― john wahey (NickB), Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)
stolen from my twitter timeline: "personally, i would always ask jesus before assuming he wanted to join a threesome".
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Sunday, 3 August 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)
Jesus, what an asshole.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 3 August 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)
"personally, i would always ask jesus before assuming he wanted to join a threesome".
Catholics brought up like me were told he had no choice.
― pplains, Sunday, 3 August 2014 03:48 (eleven years ago)
like the three leaves of the clover
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 August 2014 05:53 (eleven years ago)
One, but also a hot steamy threesome
― kinder, Sunday, 3 August 2014 09:38 (eleven years ago)
yes
― Mark G, Sunday, 3 August 2014 11:16 (eleven years ago)
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Roast
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 3 August 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)
Goin down on the Spirit in the Sky
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 August 2014 16:31 (eleven years ago)
http://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10302168_628166047276453_3241466123526256553_n.jpgcorny liberal fuxxorz can has macros 2
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 August 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)
and this one just popped uphttp://slowandstupid.blogspot.com/2014/07/people-of-earth.html
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 August 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)
whitebama like something out of my nightmares, also something seems off about "doubling the stock market"
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Sunday, 3 August 2014 18:45 (eleven years ago)
maybe that macro-maker missed the part where obama has a white mother
― llano del rio (get bent), Sunday, 3 August 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)
Altho it seems heaven-sent we aint ready to see a white president
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 3 August 2014 20:03 (eleven years ago)
President Joe Christmas
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 3 August 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/zTFjdxH.jpg
Smoking test!1. Hold your breath & don't breathe until you are done with all the steps.2. Like this status 3. Share this status 4. Comment" Ahwwwww"5.Breathe out.
― li'l sebastian, Sunday, 3 August 2014 23:29 (eleven years ago)
lmaosorelatable
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 August 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)
http://s28.postimg.org/ezqnt43al/fuckoff.png
fuckoff.png
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 4 August 2014 07:27 (eleven years ago)
"There's an electricity in the moon"
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 August 2014 12:38 (eleven years ago)
you have to love headlines that imply that the reader isn't intelligent
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)
yo Karl why aren't you lobbying for us to harvest that moon electricity?
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)
Intelligent People All Have One Thing in Common: They Understand Title Case
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:58 (eleven years ago)
Intelligent People All Have One Thing in Common: They're Laughing At Me For Posting This
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Monday, 4 August 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)
http://elitedaily.com/dating/5-reasons-date-bodybuilder/670939/
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)
http://elitedaily.com/dating/reasons-date-musician/600466/
Reading a book AND provocative legs
― cardamon, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)
Like me.
"They have one-track minds, and a lot of the time, their minds are on the track to either stardom or having the choice to spend their lives playing and writing songs. When that fails, they generally turn to heroin or suicide."
― Neanderthal, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)
*deep character sketch*
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:32 (eleven years ago)
Dating a musician is almost like having an inhuman companion that is always there to catch you when you fall. Having these goals and dreams in your significant other will always add a splash of color and hope to the lives you pursue together.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:36 (eleven years ago)